Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: East Coast Hustle on September 17, 2012, 05:27:45 AM

Poll
Question: What should my next career move be?
Option 1: Take the job offer in DC that will make your name, nevermind things like "affordable housing" or "work/life balance". votes: 5
Option 2: Find some way to get by for the winter then go back to your old job in Maine as head chef since it's going to be a year-round restaurant starting next year. At least you'll be getting paid to freeze your balls off. votes: 0
Option 3: Aren't you tired of this shit yet? Just find somewhere with a nice beach and get a job as a janitor somewhere. votes: 4
Option 4: Move to Virginia and stay on the ship working as a yacht chef for the douchebag rich guy who owns it. votes: 2
Option 5: You're such a sucker. You gave up dealing drugs for this? votes: 7
Title: WHAT DO, PD?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 17, 2012, 05:27:45 AM
So I am officially not working on a ship anymore. The company pulled the plug on the whole operation and my captain ran off and got a job in Ghana on a ship that doesn't require a cook. I have several options, but none of them stand out as being appealing enough to trump the others. So I ask you, PD....WHAT DO?
Title: Re: WHAT DO, PD?
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 17, 2012, 05:49:18 AM
All those options suck. Take whichever option gets you around the most people so you can find some different options. I'm tempted to say "Find some way to get by for the winter..." and afterwards only take the ball-freezing job if nothing better has presented itself.
Title: Re: WHAT DO, PD?
Post by: Luna on September 17, 2012, 06:33:02 PM
Sucks, ECH...  Any of the guys who worked on your ship know of a spot?  They know how well you fed 'em, maybe they know of a spot open somewhere?
Title: Re: WHAT DO, PD?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 17, 2012, 06:35:37 PM
The yacht thing.  For real.
Title: Re: WHAT DO, PD?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 17, 2012, 07:58:15 PM
LAEMMMM

Howbout this? Open a Virgin-island-cuisine food cart in Portland, be wildly successful, open a restaurant, bask in the spotlight as Portland's culinary darling, and by extension the culinary darling of New York and Vancouver BC, work wherever you want, the end.
Title: Re: WHAT DO, PD?
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 17, 2012, 08:01:05 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 17, 2012, 07:58:15 PM
LAEMMMM

Howbout this? Open a Virgin-island-cuisine food cart in Portland, be wildly successful, open a restaurant, bask in the spotlight as Portland's culinary darling, and by extension the culinary darling of New York and Vancouver BC, work wherever you want, the end.

I'd like to see ECH get into catering. Didn't Verthaine make a cool million doing that?
Title: Re: WHAT DO, PD?
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on September 17, 2012, 08:55:48 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 17, 2012, 07:58:15 PM
LAEMMMM

Howbout this? Open a Virgin-island-cuisine food cart in Portland, be wildly successful, open a restaurant, bask in the spotlight as Portland's culinary darling, and by extension the culinary darling of New York and Vancouver BC, work wherever you want, the end.

This.

In other words pull a Pok Pok.
Title: Re: WHAT DO, PD?
Post by: Freeky on September 17, 2012, 09:00:43 PM
Do nigel's thing!  Otherwise, move to Virginia and do that thing.
Title: Re: WHAT DO, PD?
Post by: Payne on September 17, 2012, 09:40:34 PM
DC.

The secret is to be where they don't ever expect to find you.
Title: Re: WHAT DO, PD?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 17, 2012, 10:00:12 PM
Quote from: PANG! on September 17, 2012, 09:40:34 PM
DC.

The secret is to be where they don't ever expect to find you.

FUK OFF, NOOB!
Title: Re: WHAT DO, PD?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 24, 2012, 12:03:12 AM
Quote from: PANG! on September 17, 2012, 09:40:34 PM
DC.

The secret is to be where they don't ever expect to find you.

This actually sounds like wise words.

On the other hand, I'm right in the middle of enjoying not having to worry about random piss tests for the first time in over 2 years, so make of that what you will.
Title: Re: WHAT DO, PD?
Post by: Don Coyote on September 24, 2012, 12:06:46 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on September 24, 2012, 12:03:12 AM
Quote from: PANG! on September 17, 2012, 09:40:34 PM
DC.

The secret is to be where they don't ever expect to find you.

This actually sounds like wise words.

On the other hand, I'm right in the middle of enjoying not having to worry about random piss tests for the first time in over 2 years, so make of that what you will.

:crankey:
Title: Re: WHAT DO, PD?
Post by: Eater of Clowns on September 24, 2012, 02:28:39 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on September 24, 2012, 12:03:12 AM
Quote from: PANG! on September 17, 2012, 09:40:34 PM
DC.

The secret is to be where they don't ever expect to find you.

This actually sounds like wise words.

On the other hand, I'm right in the middle of enjoying not having to worry about random piss tests for the first time in over 2 years, so make of that what you will.

Even if they don't check for it, you really shouldn't be pissing in the soup.
Title: Re: WHAT DO, PD?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 25, 2012, 06:23:37 PM
It was cream of asparagus. Nobody will notice.
Title: Re: WHAT DO, PD?
Post by: Freeky on September 25, 2012, 08:59:46 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on September 25, 2012, 06:23:37 PM
It was cream of asparagus. Nobody will notice.

:vomilulz:
Title: Re: WHAT DO, PD?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 15, 2012, 07:44:58 AM
Well, it looks like once I'm done here for the season I'm gonna move down to Virginia Beach for a little while. Don't have a job lined up there but I do have a place to live and some cool friends there to keep me occupied. Probably be out in Portland sometime in november or december to pick up my Exploder and drive it back east with all of my stuff. Definitely gonna miss the PNW, but not TOO much because I know I'll be back eventually.
Title: Re: WHAT DO, PD?
Post by: hirley0 on October 15, 2012, 10:46:08 AM
NAVY Monday Wash day so my 1st pick is wash socks
but it seams that is not the guess U want so consulting the HoRo it says
15 make a presentation
buy car 29-30 seek favor 19th
but come to think about this over the above is for Aq
so my final guess 31 write letters | now back to Ghana Ship CAPs
Title: Re: WHAT DO, PD?
Post by: Freeky on October 15, 2012, 05:37:43 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on October 15, 2012, 07:44:58 AM
Well, it looks like once I'm done here for the season I'm gonna move down to Virginia Beach for a little while. Don't have a job lined up there but I do have a place to live and some cool friends there to keep me occupied. Probably be out in Portland sometime in november or december to pick up my Exploder and drive it back east with all of my stuff. Definitely gonna miss the PNW, but not TOO much because I know I'll be back eventually.

Come visit Tucson this time!
Title: Re: WHAT DO, PD?
Post by: Phox on October 15, 2012, 06:18:27 PM
Good luck, ECH. I'm confident that you'll turn this into a good opportunity for yourself.
Title: Re: WHAT DO, PD?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 18, 2012, 12:28:27 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on October 15, 2012, 07:44:58 AM
Well, it looks like once I'm done here for the season I'm gonna move down to Virginia Beach for a little while. Don't have a job lined up there but I do have a place to live and some cool friends there to keep me occupied. Probably be out in Portland sometime in november or december to pick up my Exploder and drive it back east with all of my stuff. Definitely gonna miss the PNW, but not TOO much because I know I'll be back eventually.

Have fun in VB! Give me a holler when you're in Portland if you have time to meet for beers.
Title: Re: WHAT DO, PD?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 18, 2012, 12:30:33 AM
Good luck man
Title: Re: WHAT DO, PD?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 18, 2012, 06:07:27 AM
Quote from: Man Green on October 18, 2012, 12:28:27 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on October 15, 2012, 07:44:58 AM
Well, it looks like once I'm done here for the season I'm gonna move down to Virginia Beach for a little while. Don't have a job lined up there but I do have a place to live and some cool friends there to keep me occupied. Probably be out in Portland sometime in november or december to pick up my Exploder and drive it back east with all of my stuff. Definitely gonna miss the PNW, but not TOO much because I know I'll be back eventually.

Have fun in VB! Give me a holler when you're in Portland if you have time to meet for beers.

:lulz:

you might be my only IRL friend who wouldn't have phrased that as "holla at me". Even the hillbillies in Maine.

:lulz:
Title: Re: WHAT DO, PD?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 18, 2012, 06:10:44 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on October 18, 2012, 06:07:27 AM
Quote from: Man Green on October 18, 2012, 12:28:27 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on October 15, 2012, 07:44:58 AM
Well, it looks like once I'm done here for the season I'm gonna move down to Virginia Beach for a little while. Don't have a job lined up there but I do have a place to live and some cool friends there to keep me occupied. Probably be out in Portland sometime in november or december to pick up my Exploder and drive it back east with all of my stuff. Definitely gonna miss the PNW, but not TOO much because I know I'll be back eventually.

Have fun in VB! Give me a holler when you're in Portland if you have time to meet for beers.

:lulz:

you might be my only IRL friend who wouldn't have phrased that as "holla at me". Even the hillbillies in Maine.

:lulz:

:lulz: That's mildly alarming.
Title: Re: WHAT DO, PD?
Post by: LMNO on October 18, 2012, 12:52:44 PM
Well, she ain't no holla back girl.
Title: Re: WHAT DO, PD?
Post by: EK WAFFLR on October 18, 2012, 01:03:04 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: WHAT DO, PD?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 18, 2012, 06:00:20 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 18, 2012, 12:52:44 PM
Well, she ain't no holla back girl.

Ba-da-bing