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Title: SHUT UP.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 20, 2012, 03:20:22 PM
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Title: Re: SHUT UP.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 20, 2012, 03:23:58 PM
Distillation to the purest essence.  :lulz:
Title: Re: SHUT UP.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 20, 2012, 04:21:55 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 20, 2012, 03:23:58 PM
Distillation to the purest essence.  :lulz:

I just wanted to isolate the phenomenon.  To study it.
Title: Re: SHUT UP.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 20, 2012, 05:17:01 PM
:science:
Title: Re: SHUT UP.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 20, 2012, 05:20:16 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: SHUT UP.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 21, 2012, 07:40:37 PM
I am soooooo sick of all this negativity, so please shut up SHUT UP oh please wont you please shut up, SHUT UP! shut upitty up! shut up shut up sh u t u p!

S H U T U P !

Stop it and shut up, be more positive and SHUT UP and SHUT UP and shut up!

Please for the love of god please SHUT UP I told my doctor about you he said that negative bad vibes are SHUT UP making my eyes are burn, tears on teh keyboard right now, PLEASE SHUT UP, SHUT UP, those poor people you trap PLEASE stop it its NOT FUNNY please shut up, please Rev Roger PLEASE, sir please shoot up!  I mean shut up!  Suck it up and SHUT UP!  Damn shutty shutty openupoholic PLEASE shut up please SHUT it, shut up, oh my god so many emotions, PLEASE SHUT UP oh God please, please, please ROGER stop being so MEAN to people, oh please bloody well shut the hell up.

PLEASE STOP BEING SO MEAN!! why why you be so cruel, please be good and SHUT UP PLEASE Roger shut it up and zip it up and button it up and PUT A GUARD ON YOUR KEYBOARD protecting us from your non-shutupness and relentless openupitude.

PLEASE BE QUIET!

ITS NOT FUNNY, please ROGER stop it and shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut up 

Title: Re: SHUT UP.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 21, 2012, 07:48:21 PM
Just in case you didn't notice, YOU SUCK.  Your posts are STUPID AND BORING and I don't even read people's responses to them because it's just one dumbass trying to out dumbass another dumbass. 

Dumb jerks.

YEAH I MEAN YOU, ASSHOLE.  Everything you say is just stupid and dumb and any response you get which isn't some kind of outright admiration of your NONEXISTENT brilliance is met with you by enraged indignance over people's failure to recognise how cool hip hep now wow groovy gear rockin and whatever else the hell you think you are and are wrong about.

We are all supposed to take you as some kind of unquestionable holy idol just because you think you don't stink like my turds, BUT YOU DO, and vomit.  You can't even get basic facts straight, you can't even spell correctly, and everything you say about anything is so embarrassingly naive, foolish, idiotic and dopey it makes me ashamed of not being able to beat you bloodily into a twenty year coma, strap you into a hospital bed and yank your feeding tube out of your nose.  Ignoramus doesn't even come close to expressing the all encompassing cluelessness and lack of simple basic knowledge about ANYTHING that characterizes you, your stupid posts, your lamebrained ideas, your feeble weak attempts at wit, humor and sarcasm, your EVERYTHING and ANYTHING you empty cat food can of a person substitute.

If I pooped a turd out of my butt that was as stinky and stupid looking and gross and dumb and moronic as you I would start to really worry about something, because my VERY DUNG is to you as Sir Isaac J. Einstien is to some retarded mongoloid brain-damaged freak cripple monkeyfaced hydrocephalic paralytic colostomy bag wearing shrivelled hook-handed twitching zombie bedridden I DON'T KNOW WHAT.

GOT IT?  So SHUT UP.
Title: Re: SHUT UP.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 21, 2012, 07:52:04 PM
I see you looking at me, through your fucking monitor.  I see you forming a clever response.  Well, save your breath and SHUT UP because we've ALL had it up to HERE with your crappy attitude.  In fact, you should SHUT UP about me telling you to SHUT UP because we've all heard it before.  Doo doo head.
Title: Re: SHUT UP.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 21, 2012, 07:57:02 PM
 :lulz: Things happen when Castro is deprived of tobacco and alcohol.
Title: Re: SHUT UP.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 21, 2012, 07:59:24 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 21, 2012, 07:57:02 PM
:lulz: Things happen when Castro is deprived of tobacco and alcohol.

And coffee.  That's what hurts the most.

And people all around me that won't SHUT UP and talk to me from the left, so I can't hear them, they're MUMBLE MUMBLE MUMBLE so they're not CONVEYING INFORMATION yet won't SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!
Title: Re: SHUT UP.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 21, 2012, 08:19:41 PM
WHY is it that dumbass crapstain Americans TALK LOUD AND SLOW at people who DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH as if it will somehow HELP, but when they're talking to someone who is temporarily hearing-impaired, they MUMBLE ALL THE DAMN TIME?

ENUNCIATE OR SHUT UP.

ETA:  NO, JUST SHUT UP.
Title: Re: SHUT UP.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 21, 2012, 08:34:45 PM
Dear PD:

I find your lack of interest in helping SHUT ME UP is just one more sign that You People have all the wrong values.  Your APATHY isn't "hip", it's PATHETIC.  You are NOT being "IRONIC", you're JUST STANDING BY while I say rotten things to random people.

BUT THAT'S OKAY!  You just STAND THERE and SHUT UP while I continue showering my "gifts" upon the necks of the downtrodden.  IT'S YOUR SOUL.

Yours Truly,
Leopoldo Galteiri
Title: Re: SHUT UP.
Post by: Don Coyote on September 21, 2012, 08:55:46 PM
Dear Screaming Asshole (Roger),

Shut you fucking eating orifice. I am finding it difficult to bask in the palid light that creeps through the clouds with your words seeping out through my computer. The only reason that I, and likely others, have not bothered to tell you to shut the fuck up is that we were busy mopping up the crazy that has been seeping out of the intertubenet.

A Concerned Citizen
Title: Re: SHUT UP.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 21, 2012, 09:00:19 PM
Quote from: Guru Qu1x073 on September 21, 2012, 08:55:46 PM
Dear Screaming Asshole (Roger),

Shut you fucking eating orifice. I am finding it difficult to bask in the palid light that creeps through the clouds with your words seeping out through my computer. The only reason that I, and likely others, have not bothered to tell you to shut the fuck up is that we were busy mopping up the crazy that has been seeping out of the intertubenet.

A Concerned Citizen

I am pleased that at least COYOTE had the gumption to OPEN UP HIS COCKGOBBLER and bellow out something that - while crappy and substandard - at least told THAT ASSHOLE ROGER to SHUT UP.  Given this, I will ignore the fact that he's obviously ON DRUGS and maybe WRONG IN THE HEAD and even WELSH, but it remains that he is a crap head doodoo-eating SPAG from SEATTLE, which is second only to TACOMA for a people that should SHUT UP and give their shit-slurping vomit-smelling lower jaws a REST.

Title: Re: SHUT UP.
Post by: Don Coyote on September 21, 2012, 09:06:55 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 21, 2012, 09:00:19 PM
Quote from: Guru Qu1x073 on September 21, 2012, 08:55:46 PM
Dear Screaming Asshole (Roger),

Shut you fucking eating orifice. I am finding it difficult to bask in the palid light that creeps through the clouds with your words seeping out through my computer. The only reason that I, and likely others, have not bothered to tell you to shut the fuck up is that we were busy mopping up the crazy that has been seeping out of the intertubenet.

A Concerned Citizen

I am pleased that at least COYOTE had the gumption to OPEN UP HIS COCKGOBBLER and bellow out something that - while crappy and substandard - at least told THAT ASSHOLE ROGER to SHUT UP.  Given this, I will ignore the fact that he's obviously ON DRUGS and maybe WRONG IN THE HEAD and even WELSH, but it remains that he is a crap head doodoo-eating SPAG from SEATTLE, which is second only to TACOMA for a people that should SHUT UP and give their shit-slurping vomit-smelling lower jaws a REST.

You what? Fuck you buddy. I've put up with being called WELSH. I've put up with the roadkill anonymously FedExed to me. I've even TOLERATED the BADWRONG that emanates from your RAD-SOAKED HELL-LAND. BUT THIS IS THE LAST FUCKING TIME I FUCKING TELL YOUR OLD BROKEN PUNK ASS CAN'T HANDLE INJECTING HIS DRUGS INTO HIS FUCKING EARS ARIZONA DESERT COCKROACH ASS THAT I DO NOT FUCKING LIVE IN THAT SQUALID HIVE OF URINE SOAKED HIPSTERDOM KNOWN AS SEATTLE!!!!

GOOD DAY SIR!!!!!!
Title: Re: SHUT UP.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 21, 2012, 09:11:38 PM
Quote from: Guru Qu1x073 on September 21, 2012, 09:06:55 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 21, 2012, 09:00:19 PM
Quote from: Guru Qu1x073 on September 21, 2012, 08:55:46 PM
Dear Screaming Asshole (Roger),

Shut you fucking eating orifice. I am finding it difficult to bask in the palid light that creeps through the clouds with your words seeping out through my computer. The only reason that I, and likely others, have not bothered to tell you to shut the fuck up is that we were busy mopping up the crazy that has been seeping out of the intertubenet.

A Concerned Citizen

I am pleased that at least COYOTE had the gumption to OPEN UP HIS COCKGOBBLER and bellow out something that - while crappy and substandard - at least told THAT ASSHOLE ROGER to SHUT UP.  Given this, I will ignore the fact that he's obviously ON DRUGS and maybe WRONG IN THE HEAD and even WELSH, but it remains that he is a crap head doodoo-eating SPAG from SEATTLE, which is second only to TACOMA for a people that should SHUT UP and give their shit-slurping vomit-smelling lower jaws a REST.

You what? Fuck you buddy. I've put up with being called WELSH. I've put up with the roadkill anonymously FedExed to me. I've even TOLERATED the BADWRONG that emanates from your RAD-SOAKED HELL-LAND. BUT THIS IS THE LAST FUCKING TIME I FUCKING TELL YOUR OLD BROKEN PUNK ASS CAN'T HANDLE INJECTING HIS DRUGS INTO HIS FUCKING EARS ARIZONA DESERT COCKROACH ASS THAT I DO NOT FUCKING LIVE IN THAT SQUALID HIVE OF URINE SOAKED HIPSTERDOM KNOWN AS SEATTLE!!!!

GOOD DAY SIR!!!!!!

MUMBLE MUMBLE

Last time I CHECKED, you were somewhere NEXT to Oregon but not actually IN Portland where you could be doing society some GOOD by body-checking people into traffic off their fucking TALLBIKES.  But instead you live in WASHINGTON STATE and then you COMPLAIN that it's GRAY AND MISERABLE OUTSIDE, like you had ANY REASON to expect otherwise.  So for your own good, so that you don't drown when it rains in like ten minutes, I humbly suggest that you CLOSE YOUR PIE-HOLE and go back to being a PINCH-FACED WELSH BASTARD THAT'S JUST WAITING TO AGE ENOUGH TO BE A TEABAGGER with your Goddamn PONYTAIL and your BIRKENSTOCKS and your TIE-DYE TEESHIRT like every other damage case poop-head JACKASS that lives in that horrible state.  AND YOUR MUSIC SUCKS.
Title: Re: SHUT UP.
Post by: Don Coyote on September 21, 2012, 09:14:39 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 21, 2012, 09:11:38 PM
Quote from: Guru Qu1x073 on September 21, 2012, 09:06:55 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 21, 2012, 09:00:19 PM
Quote from: Guru Qu1x073 on September 21, 2012, 08:55:46 PM
Dear Screaming Asshole (Roger),

Shut you fucking eating orifice. I am finding it difficult to bask in the palid light that creeps through the clouds with your words seeping out through my computer. The only reason that I, and likely others, have not bothered to tell you to shut the fuck up is that we were busy mopping up the crazy that has been seeping out of the intertubenet.

A Concerned Citizen

I am pleased that at least COYOTE had the gumption to OPEN UP HIS COCKGOBBLER and bellow out something that - while crappy and substandard - at least told THAT ASSHOLE ROGER to SHUT UP.  Given this, I will ignore the fact that he's obviously ON DRUGS and maybe WRONG IN THE HEAD and even WELSH, but it remains that he is a crap head doodoo-eating SPAG from SEATTLE, which is second only to TACOMA for a people that should SHUT UP and give their shit-slurping vomit-smelling lower jaws a REST.

You what? Fuck you buddy. I've put up with being called WELSH. I've put up with the roadkill anonymously FedExed to me. I've even TOLERATED the BADWRONG that emanates from your RAD-SOAKED HELL-LAND. BUT THIS IS THE LAST FUCKING TIME I FUCKING TELL YOUR OLD BROKEN PUNK ASS CAN'T HANDLE INJECTING HIS DRUGS INTO HIS FUCKING EARS ARIZONA DESERT COCKROACH ASS THAT I DO NOT FUCKING LIVE IN THAT SQUALID HIVE OF URINE SOAKED HIPSTERDOM KNOWN AS SEATTLE!!!!

GOOD DAY SIR!!!!!!

MUMBLE MUMBLE

Last time I CHECKED, you were somewhere NEXT to Oregon but not actually IN Portland where you could be doing society some GOOD by body-checking people into traffic off their fucking TALLBIKES.  But instead you live in WASHINGTON STATE and then you COMPLAIN that it's GRAY AND MISERABLE OUTSIDE, like you had ANY REASON to expect otherwise.  So for your own good, so that you don't drown when it rains in like ten minutes, I humbly suggest that you CLOSE YOUR PIE-HOLE and go back to being a PINCH-FACED WELSH BASTARD THAT'S JUST WAITING TO AGE ENOUGH TO BE A TEABAGGER with your Goddamn PONYTAIL and your BIRKENSTOCKS and your TIE-DYE TEESHIRT like every other damage case poop-head JACKASS that lives in that horrible state.  AND YOUR MUSIC SUCKS.

I WILL LET YOU KNOW, OH ODIOUS SPEAKER OF LIES, THAT I LIVE UNDERNEATH A GIGANTIC FUCKING VOLCANO, AND YOUR STATE IS ILLEGALLY HOARDING OUR RIGHTFUL SUNLIGHT. SUNLIGHT THAT WE HAD UNTIL JUST LAST WEEK. MAYBE IF YOU STOPPED LETTING BUM FUCK YOUR HEARING HOLES YOU COULD FUCKING LISTEN TO THE WORDS THAT COME OVER YOUR RADIO!!!!

FUCKING OLD PEOPLE!!!!!!!!! JUST STOP BEING ALIVE!!!!!
Title: Re: SHUT UP.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 21, 2012, 09:17:20 PM
Quote from: Guru Qu1x073 on September 21, 2012, 09:14:39 PM
I WILL LET YOU KNOW, OH ODIOUS SPEAKER OF LIES, THAT I LIVE UNDERNEATH A GIGANTIC FUCKING VOLCANO, AND YOUR STATE IS ILLEGALLY HOARDING OUR RIGHTFUL SUNLIGHT. SUNLIGHT THAT WE HAD UNTIL JUST LAST WEEK. MAYBE IF YOU STOPPED LETTING BUM FUCK YOUR HEARING HOLES YOU COULD FUCKING LISTEN TO THE WORDS THAT COME OVER YOUR RADIO!!!!

FUCKING OLD PEOPLE!!!!!!!!! JUST STOP BEING ALIVE!!!!!

And that volcano does WHAT, exactly?  Oh, yeah, it JUST FUCKING SITS THERE.  EVEN YOUR HORRIBLE RENTS IN THE EARTH'S CRUST ARE LAZY FUCKING HIPPIES and if you could SHUT UP long enough to THINK ABOUT IT, you'd MOVE AWAY from the hideous lava-producing pyroclastic shitflinger you live underneath, and go somewhere where they, you know, HAVE A SUMMER EVERY FEW YEARS OR SO.

Title: Re: SHUT UP.
Post by: Don Coyote on September 21, 2012, 09:21:29 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 21, 2012, 09:17:20 PM
Quote from: Guru Qu1x073 on September 21, 2012, 09:14:39 PM
I WILL LET YOU KNOW, OH ODIOUS SPEAKER OF LIES, THAT I LIVE UNDERNEATH A GIGANTIC FUCKING VOLCANO, AND YOUR STATE IS ILLEGALLY HOARDING OUR RIGHTFUL SUNLIGHT. SUNLIGHT THAT WE HAD UNTIL JUST LAST WEEK. MAYBE IF YOU STOPPED LETTING BUM FUCK YOUR HEARING HOLES YOU COULD FUCKING LISTEN TO THE WORDS THAT COME OVER YOUR RADIO!!!!

FUCKING OLD PEOPLE!!!!!!!!! JUST STOP BEING ALIVE!!!!!

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I'm sorry. I can't hear you over how OLD AND RADIATION SICK  you are.
Title: Re: SHUT UP.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 21, 2012, 09:23:55 PM
Quote from: Guru Qu1x073 on September 21, 2012, 09:21:29 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 21, 2012, 09:17:20 PM
Quote from: Guru Qu1x073 on September 21, 2012, 09:14:39 PM
I WILL LET YOU KNOW, OH ODIOUS SPEAKER OF LIES, THAT I LIVE UNDERNEATH A GIGANTIC FUCKING VOLCANO, AND YOUR STATE IS ILLEGALLY HOARDING OUR RIGHTFUL SUNLIGHT. SUNLIGHT THAT WE HAD UNTIL JUST LAST WEEK. MAYBE IF YOU STOPPED LETTING BUM FUCK YOUR HEARING HOLES YOU COULD FUCKING LISTEN TO THE WORDS THAT COME OVER YOUR RADIO!!!!

FUCKING OLD PEOPLE!!!!!!!!! JUST STOP BEING ALIVE!!!!!

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I'm sorry. I can't hear you over how OLD AND RADIATION SICK  you are.

Then maybe you should CLOSE YOUR HAGGIS EATING STINKHOLE FACE and maybe LISTEN for a minute.  You know, where your EARS are used as something other than HANDLES and you can actually GAIN INFORMATION instead of SPEWING BAD SIGNAL all around you like when you're EATING THAT DISGUSTING SHIT YOU LEFT-COASTERS EAT AND IT GOES ALL DOWN YOUR SHIRT.  So SHUT UP and LISTEN WHEN I TELL YOU TO SHUT UP.
Title: Re: SHUT UP.
Post by: Don Coyote on September 21, 2012, 09:27:50 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 21, 2012, 09:23:55 PM
Quote from: Guru Qu1x073 on September 21, 2012, 09:21:29 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 21, 2012, 09:17:20 PM
Quote from: Guru Qu1x073 on September 21, 2012, 09:14:39 PM
I WILL LET YOU KNOW, OH ODIOUS SPEAKER OF LIES, THAT I LIVE UNDERNEATH A GIGANTIC FUCKING VOLCANO, AND YOUR STATE IS ILLEGALLY HOARDING OUR RIGHTFUL SUNLIGHT. SUNLIGHT THAT WE HAD UNTIL JUST LAST WEEK. MAYBE IF YOU STOPPED LETTING BUM FUCK YOUR HEARING HOLES YOU COULD FUCKING LISTEN TO THE WORDS THAT COME OVER YOUR RADIO!!!!

FUCKING OLD PEOPLE!!!!!!!!! JUST STOP BEING ALIVE!!!!!

BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH

I'm sorry. I can't hear you over how OLD AND RADIATION SICK  you are.

Then maybe you should CLOSE YOUR HAGGIS EATING STINKHOLE FACE and maybe LISTEN for a minute.  You know, where your EARS are used as something other than HANDLES and you can actually GAIN INFORMATION instead of SPEWING BAD SIGNAL all around you like when you're EATING THAT DISGUSTING SHIT YOU LEFT-COASTERS EAT AND IT GOES ALL DOWN YOUR SHIRT.  So SHUT UP and LISTEN WHEN I TELL YOU TO SHUT UP.

FUCK YOU!!!!
I'm out of the fucking wasteland forum.

FOREVER!@!!!!!!!
Title: Re: SHUT UP.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 21, 2012, 09:28:15 PM
BUT YOU STILL WON'T SHUT UP.
Title: Re: SHUT UP.
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 21, 2012, 09:29:46 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 21, 2012, 09:00:19 PM
SEATTLE, which is second only to TACOMA for a people that should SHUT UP and give their shit-slurping vomit-smelling lower jaws a REST.

Tacoma isn't really that bad.

Ok, yes it is, but at least our slimy mutants know enough to fuck off and stay in their designated areas.  It's hardly Tacoma's fault that their designated areas are all of Pierce county.

Also to and therefore, shut the fuck up, Roger.
Title: Re: SHUT UP.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 21, 2012, 09:34:02 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 21, 2012, 09:29:46 PM
Also to and therefore, shut the fuck up, Roger.

It's really nice to see a new member taking such an active role in this little interbutt community.  It's almost as if you were somehow above the rest of the bellowing primate horde, isn't it?  However, your attempt at a defense for Tacoma leads me to believe that you have SOME VESTED INTEREST in the area, almost as if you were FROM there or LIVE there in which case you should probably SHUT YOUR FLAPPING FACE and SIT DOWN before you do yourself an INJURY.  Remember Chocise?  NEITHER DO I.
Title: Re: SHUT UP.
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 21, 2012, 10:32:51 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 21, 2012, 09:34:02 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 21, 2012, 09:29:46 PM
Also to and therefore, shut the fuck up, Roger.

It's really nice to see a new member taking such an active role in this little interbutt community.  It's almost as if you were somehow above the rest of the bellowing primate horde, isn't it?  However, your attempt at a defense for Tacoma leads me to believe that you have SOME VESTED INTEREST in the area, almost as if you were FROM there or LIVE there in which case you should probably SHUT YOUR FLAPPING FACE and SIT DOWN before you do yourself an INJURY.  Remember Chocise?  NEITHER DO I.

Of course I live in Tacoma.  You think I would defend that shithole if I wasn't trying to make myself feel better for having put down roots here?  It's like my mother. I can say she's a whore and be ok with it.  You however can't.

And I kinda dig this joint.  I may stay around for a while.  At least until I start missing the Grill again.  But I don't know that I can stand posting with some of the self satisfied liberals and maintaining the required code of OMERTÀ.  Some days I want to call them out as being as unthinking as Frankupt but nowhere near as creative in spinning their talking points.
Title: Re: SHUT UP.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 21, 2012, 10:35:30 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 21, 2012, 10:32:51 PM
Of course I live in Tacoma.  You think I would defend that shithole if I wasn't trying to make myself feel better for having put down roots here?  It's like my mother. I can say she's a whore and be ok with it.  You however can't.

And I kinda dig this joint.  I may stay around for a while.  At least until I start missing the Grill again.  But I don't know that I can stand posting with some of the self satisfied liberals and maintaining the required code of OMERTÀ.  Some days I want to call them out as being as unthinking as Frankupt but nowhere near as creative in spinning their talking points.

Well, it occurs to me that perhaps the SHUT UP crusade needs to go over to CG.  I wish Zero would open registration, because I know a bunch of people here are dying to go batshit over there.

Because, yeah, CG needs some SHUT UP and then maybe some more SHUT UP.  On both sides of the cesspit.
Title: Re: SHUT UP.
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 21, 2012, 10:43:01 PM
There is precious little wrong with the grill that a mutant penis could not solve.
Title: Re: SHUT UP.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 21, 2012, 10:45:16 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 21, 2012, 10:43:01 PM
There is precious little wrong with the grill that a mutant penis could not solve.

Well, we could tag-team up and fuck with the deserving.

Best part about PD is the members here will rate our progress. 
Title: Re: SHUT UP.
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 21, 2012, 10:50:09 PM
My holy mission to fuck with Frankles might be compromised if I we made the grill airtight in a gangbang.
Title: Re: SHUT UP.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 21, 2012, 10:51:55 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 21, 2012, 10:50:09 PM
My holy mission to fuck with Frankles might be compromised if I we made the grill airtight in a gangbang.

Okay, different mission.

We get Zero to reopen registration.
Title: Re: SHUT UP.
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 21, 2012, 11:06:09 PM
Agreed.  Would an e-mail from a known user motivate his lazy ass better than an e-mail from
someone who wanted to participate in the discussion? Or do you think the other way around would work better?
Title: Re: SHUT UP.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 26, 2012, 07:02:56 PM
BUMP.

Shut up.
Title: Re: SHUT UP.
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 26, 2012, 08:35:45 PM
No U.
Title: Re: SHUT UP.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 26, 2012, 08:36:33 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 26, 2012, 08:35:45 PM
No U.


I did, and NOBODY LISTENED.  So YOU shut up.
Title: Re: SHUT UP.
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 26, 2012, 08:41:00 PM
Dude If is shut up the only thing anyone talks about is whether its worse to work in a fluorescently lit hellhole or get gangbanged on camera.
Title: Re: SHUT UP.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 26, 2012, 08:41:56 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 26, 2012, 08:41:00 PM
Dude If is shut up the only thing anyone talks about is whether its worse to work in a fluorescently lit hellhole or get gangbanged on camera.

THIS IS WHY THEY NEED TO SHUT UP.  ALL OF THEM.  NOW.
Title: Re: SHUT UP.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 26, 2012, 08:43:20 PM
Seriously, everyone's been lazy as fuck for DAYS.  That thread should have ended in flames and horror 48 hours ago.
Title: Re: SHUT UP.
Post by: Don Coyote on September 26, 2012, 10:17:17 PM
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!!!!

JUST STAY THE FUCK DOWN YOU ROTTING MASS OF AMINO ACID CHAINS!!!!!!!!!

JUST KNOW THAT YOU ARE BREAKING DOWN
Title: Re: SHUT UP.
Post by: Don Coyote on September 26, 2012, 10:18:45 PM
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!!!!

JUST STAY THE FUCK DOWN YOU ROTTING MASS OF AMINO ACID CHAINS!!!!!!!!!

JUST KNOW THAT YOU ARE BREAKING DOWN COMPLEX ORGANIC MOLECULES TO MAKE OTHER COMPLEX ORGANIC MOLECULES IS ENOUGH TO MAKE ME FUCKING SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!

STOP WASTING ELECTRONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: SHUT UP.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 26, 2012, 10:28:27 PM
Quote from: Guru Qu1x073 on September 26, 2012, 10:18:45 PM
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!!!!

JUST STAY THE FUCK DOWN YOU ROTTING MASS OF AMINO ACID CHAINS!!!!!!!!!

JUST KNOW THAT YOU ARE BREAKING DOWN COMPLEX ORGANIC MOLECULES TO MAKE OTHER COMPLEX ORGANIC MOLECULES IS ENOUGH TO MAKE ME FUCKING SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!

STOP WASTING ELECTRONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate the future, so I'm trying to use up all the electrons.  I want my descendants to SHUT UP, too.

I'd tell you to SHUT UP, but that would only work until feeding time.