Blarg!
I can positivly guarantee if the 2004 elections are suspended, Dubbah WILL NOT remain president - someone will be pissed off enough to put his happy ass underground! :twisted:
Quote from: SMFabalI can positivly guarantee if the 2004 elections are suspended, Dubbah WILL NOT remain president - someone will be pissed off enough to put his happy ass underground! :twisted:
Then we have President Cheney.
Grrreeeat.
These folks are like roaches. Stomp all you like, they'll make more.
At least Cheny speaks somewhat coherently. Besides, the succession rules only go 10 deep, then something has to give ...
Quote from: SMFabalAt least Cheny speaks somewhat coherently. Besides, the succession rules only go 10 deep, then something has to give ...
1. He's also the most evil man in AMerican politics, at this time.
2. No, the succession rules go farther than that. Read on, McDuff.
Why is it that every time there is an ex-CIA or military guy in the oval office america goes to war?
~Conspiratorially Trollax~
Quote from: St. TrollaxWhy is it that every time there is an ex-CIA or military guy in the oval office america goes to war?
~Conspiratorially Trollax~
Bush Jr counts as neither.
He's a representitive of the Bush party, at least.
The Bush party was first established by Prescott Bush in a necromantic ritual involving the skull of Geronimo. There is little information regarding the ritual itself, or its precise results, but when you take into consideration the seeming coordination of all the Bush members in politics over the last 90 years (or so), I would guess that its probably some sort of conciousness splinterage/necromantic life-preservence/posession ALA the case of Charles Dexter Ward.
Follow?
One could research further the political affiliations of prescott bush if they want to further understand the long-term goals of his descendants.
As I recall off the top of my head roger, bush's daddy was involved with the CIA and their cocaine smuggling efforts way back when. I believe that a few of his cronies also have various connections.
Let's not forget the deliberate misinformation (not entirely sure how they did it) of residents in certain florida electorates that shall remain nameless about hurricane andrew. Many of which were only informed that it had made landfall only minutes before it hit. The decimation in these areas allowed bush's brother jeb to win the florida election.
~Conspirical Trollax~
Sorry to dissapoint you, Trollax, but Andrew had little or nothing to do with Jeb. The people here in Florida are just that stupid. We also have an unussually large seniltiy vote (like a graveyard vote, but the people aren't dead yet). Oh, and remebber the chad issue in 2000? Still not really solved. And the people working on it are earning millions. Besides, does anyone really think that the people who couldn't fdigure out punch cards are going to be able to figure out computers? It took me six hours to communicate the concept of "click and drag" to someone in '99. The people here in Florida are just that stupid.
Quote from: SMFabalSorry to dissapoint you, Trollax, but Andrew had little or nothing to do with Jeb. The people here in Florida are just that stupid.
UI have bad news for you...they're that stupid EVERYWHERE.
Over 60% of Americans believe Saddam Hussien destroyed the WTC.
I guess if you are grey, all those brown people look alike...
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
I guess if you are grey, all those brown people look alike...
All the other colors for that matter. :)
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: SMFabalSorry to dissapoint you, Trollax, but Andrew had little or nothing to do with Jeb. The people here in Florida are just that stupid.
UI have bad news for you...they're that stupid EVERYWHERE.
People are stupid everywhere, but Floridians, on the whole, break the curve. I used to work for a telecommunications company that serviced 13 southern states, including Florida - I worked in a call center for people having problems with their internet. More than 50% of our calls came from Florida. When the majority of your population is elderly, and most of the rest are rednecks, you get a special brand of brainlessness that's hard to find anywhere else.
Quote from: RiffQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: SMFabalSorry to dissapoint you, Trollax, but Andrew had little or nothing to do with Jeb. The people here in Florida are just that stupid.
UI have bad news for you...they're that stupid EVERYWHERE.
People are stupid everywhere, but Floridians, on the whole, break the curve. I used to work for a telecommunications company that serviced 13 southern states, including Florida - I worked in a call center for people having problems with their internet. More than 50% of our calls came from Florida. When the majority of your population is elderly, and most of the rest are rednecks, you get a special brand of brainlessness that's hard to find anywhere else.
That is EXACTLY my point. Here in Florida, I'm a fucking genius. Anywhere else, I'd just barely get by. I mean, what other state has managed to consitantly rank 49th in education? Even after Gordon Rule and the new hell called ASVAP. Jebs an idiot, Dubba's an idiot, and we're all idoits for letting them get elected :evil:
Hey come on. Not everyone in Florida is elderly or redneck. What about Miami?
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: SMFabalAt least Cheny speaks somewhat coherently. Besides, the succession rules only go 10 deep, then something has to give ...
1. He's also the most evil man in AMerican politics, at this time.
You forget Ashcroft.
Quote from: RiffQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: SMFabalAt least Cheny speaks somewhat coherently. Besides, the succession rules only go 10 deep, then something has to give ...
1. He's also the most evil man in AMerican politics, at this time.
You forget Ashcroft.
Trust me; I have not forgotten AshKKKroft.
Cheney is FAR more dangerous, in the long run.
To be frank, I know little of the current political situation. Mainly I get my news from Comedy Central's 'The Daily Show', and what with 'Futurama' being on at the same time, I now only watch it occasionally.
So, what is it that makes the one more evil than the other?
Good question. One is a religious fanatic and the other a Big Oil money fanatic. It's like trying to decide who you would rather live next to, junkies or white trash. They both suck equally as far as I can tell.
The Commander
Quote from: The CommanderGood question. One is a religious fanatic and the other a Big Oil money fanatic. It's like trying to decide who you would rather live next to, junkies or white trash. They both suck equally as far as I can tell.
The Commander
I choose white trash - at least they speak coherently.
Quote from: The CommanderGood question. One is a religious fanatic and the other a Big Oil money fanatic. It's like trying to decide who you would rather live next to, junkies or white trash. They both suck equally as far as I can tell.
The Commander
I choose white trash - at least they speak coherently.
If by "coherently" you mean "like an ape with marbles in its mouth". Honestly, the only reason I would choose white trash is that while junkies have drugs, they are not the drugs I like to do, so they can piss off for all I care.
The Commander
Well, I understand almost everything "white trash" say, but can't understand most junkies at all.
SMFabal,
Perhaps the "crakers" in your area are of a different cloth than those here in Pittsburgh, lovingly refered to as "Yinzers". I swear, they speak almost an entirely different language. It is littered with words and phrases such as "red up", "yunz" or "yinz", "gumband", "what choo got good?", "n'at", "sliberty", "Dahn tahn" and the like. While these phrases and words can be found occasionally in normal peoples speech, the accent amongst the "yinzers" is really something to behold.
The Commander
DIA
The Yinzers, or rather, the Yinzerians, were originally a Discordian society set up to illuminate the Pitt area. But in the last 23 decades they've kind of lost site of their original purpose, or have they?
Quote from: The CommanderSMFabal,
Perhaps the "crakers" in your area are of a different cloth than those here in Pittsburgh, lovingly refered to as "Yinzers". I swear, they speak almost an entirely different language. It is littered with words and phrases such as "red up", "yunz" or "yinz", "gumband", "what choo got good?", "n'at", "sliberty", "Dahn tahn" and the like. While these phrases and words can be found occasionally in normal peoples speech, the accent amongst the "yinzers" is really something to behold.
The Commander
DIA
Reminds me of the language they speak in Melbourne, it is truly the Australian dialect of English.
Been too long since I spoke it, I can hardly remember most of it, but being on the train and hearing two people from the eastern suburbs have a conversation in nothing but Melbournese is a sound to be heard. It's oddly like that scene in Goldmember where Austin and Nigel Powers are talking completely in cockney to each other.
~Dialectical Trollax~
Well, perhaps we will have to re-apropriate these Yinzerians. I'll have the Karma Manager and the Admiral get to work on it.
I wonder what a conversation between a Yinzer and someone from Melbourne would sound like?
The Commander
DIA
I call 'not it'!
It's kind of like when I speak Spanish. No one seems to understand it.
We will re-appropriate those Yinzerians. In fact I will set up The Yinzerian Re/Mis-Appropration Office right away.
Establishment of Re-, Mis-, or In- Appropriation-related services has to go through Committee W, so don't forget to fill the paperwork out in pentuplicate.
I thought it was commitee M.....W? I'll have to check with the Bovine Liberation Squad of the F4 brigade.
F4 Brigade? I thought we sent them to Mexicow to aid Imiliano Cowpata? Karma Manager! Where is my rubber stamp!???
El Commander
DIA
Shhhh! Not while the White Mouse is around! F4 is over in Florida right now on a random weather patterning project.
Definatly Committee W - maybe you had the form umop-ap!sdn.
Which stamp do you want, Commander - the one with the happy-face, or the one that says "Ignore This Stamp"?
The one that say "Pull the other one." Although I seem to have lost my "It's got bells on" stamp.
The Commander
DIA
GO AHEAD.
PULL THE YELLOW TIP!!!!![/size][/b]
A man with a yellow tip will contact you at 4 PM in the park. Do not trust this man, he lies. Pull his tip (not the yellow one, the gold one) and the message will be sent to Agent 253. Agent 253 will lead you to the truth, but only if you believe the exact opposite of everything they say. Do not believe this message, it was written by Agent 253. The pink old fox flies gently into the sunset. When you have the packages, deliver them to the dumpster behind the ice tea factory. Do not look at the man across the street selling hot dogs, this man is an assasin. Alpha Sum Alpha Quad Zero Zero Five Roger Roger end transmission and destroy all records.
Do you believe that?
No.
Prove it.
Your Mama!
The Commander
DIA
Alright. Enough of that. Let's get back on track...which was exactly what?
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCAlright. Enough of that. Let's get back on track...which was exactly what?
It was
DOOM!.
That, and the fact that you will all be drafted by this time next year, as NixonBush has three (3) new wars planned: Liberia, Senegal, and South Africa.
Trust me on this, for I am the Right Reverend Roger, and I know the face of doom.
Heh, not me! I'm 27, got a bad foot, and I'm perfectly willing to describe how much LSD I've done in my lifetime.
Quote from: RiffHeh, not me! I'm 27, got a bad foot, and I'm perfectly willing to describe how much LSD I've done in my lifetime.
1. You had better have documentation on that foot.
2. The draft age is legally 18-35, though they usually take 18-26, so you might be ok.
3. In a non-volunteer army, they don't care if you did drugs.
That's ok, Riff can always tie a hankerchief to his head, stick a pair of pencils up his nose and walk around going "wiffle".
Although then they migh put him right into the Marines.
The Commander
DIA
We'll start our own army. Let's get to work.
Anyway, there must be some law somewhere the excludes Discordians/ Erisians from national armies.
Old joke:
An Army guy, an Air Force guy, and a Marine are sitting on a hill, when a helicopter flies overhead.
The Army guy says, "Hey, look - a chopper."
The Air Force guy says, "Not just any chopper - that's a Bell AH-64 Apache - it's got the twin 1265-kW turboshafts and a 30mm M230 chaingun!"
And the Marine says, "Ooook! Oook oook oooook!!"
There isn't a law, yet. As the saying goes...
"Did you know there's a million dollars buried in the house next door?
There is no house next door.
Then let's go build one!
- Marx
Miss Silver
Quote from: Miss SilverThere isn't a law, yet. As the saying goes...
"Did you know there's a million dollars buried in the house next door?
There is no house next door.
Then let's go build one!
- Marx
Miss Silver
What do you mean?
Which Marx was that, anyway?
Vinnie Marx from Brooklyn. Close friend to Jimmy "The Greek" Fazolli and Larry "Fingers" Malone. They were in the "construction" business. Hence all the talk about houses and burying money.
The Commander
DIA
Pfft!
Blfft on you. Let's stick to DOOM, people.
Does Marx have anything to do with DOOM!? I'm sure one of them must. If not the Marx's then maybe one of the Lennons...
Damn, that joke is so old...
Damn this animal is sick...
Yes, it is a catchy little number.
The Commander
DIA
DOOM will come to all the death-trap stripmalls all across the world, from Caracas to Tokyo.
Quote from: The CommanderDamn this animal is sick...
Yes, it is a catchy little number.
*cough* *hack* *cough*
Though we stand in the valley of DOOM, be not afraid. However, run if you should happen to see DUMB.
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCThough we stand in the valley of DOOM, be not afraid. However, run if you should happen to see DUMB.
I have bad news for you...this is the AGE OF DUMB.
Just look around you.
(Not too quickly or obviously, though. Don't let THEM know you know...)
I know. And I can't escape from DUMB no matter where I run to. It's all around permeating everyone. It makes me want to carry a flamethrower with me on my journeys.
Ah, so that's the secret coded message...
Sorry I was putting the glass in the museum again...
Well as Zarathustra said, you can never trust a Hockey player with your stamp collection, so I guess It's all OK.
~Dumb Trollax~
Damn! Your mental acuity is amazing. I'm going to have to try harder codes.
I think I have officially missed out on that one.
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCDamn! Your mental acuity is amazing. I'm going to have to try harder codes.
Actually, Roger's been talking about for as long as I have... I just use different words and means... I finally clued... My mental acuity is lacking I would say...
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=160
~DUMB TROLLAX~
I'm obviously officially missing an official and/or unofficial explanation of exactly what the hell is going on. Maybe I am officially ????ed.
Quote from: OfficialI'm obviously officially missing an official and/or unofficial explanation of exactly what the hell is going on. Maybe I am officially ????ed.
Did you read the link to my discourse???
I spell it out pretty plainly...
Brain cell problem in my head, obviously.
Quote from: St. Trollax"This story is a perfect illustration (weather or not it's true) because we are told that all the world saw was "DOOM," when it was actually "DUMB" Mal-1 was deriding them, calling them stupid and yet only the person who could see the word DUMB would not be. *AHA!*
Taken From:
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=160
~Repeated Trollax~
*Slaps himself on the face*
Damn. Now the dots are connected.
Bump!
I want to read this, but I don't want to dig for it to find it again. :twisted:
Is everyone getting so unoriginal we have to relive days past?
Quote from: ScribeIs everyone getting so unoriginal we have to relive days past?
No, but we all seem to need a breather from yelling at each other and stuff :wink: And sometimes it is nice to look at all the stuff you have collected. :wink: