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Title: Officer, that chair there was seducing a white woman.
Post by: Cain on September 21, 2012, 09:08:19 PM

So, this is a thing now.

Lynching chairs, I mean

http://www.burntorangereport.com/diary/12756/republican-lynches-empty-chair-in-racist-presidential-effigy-in-northwest-austin

http://www.bluevirginia.us/diary/7662/photos-symbolic-lynching-of-nobama-at-bull-run-park-this-weekend

Title: Re: Officer, that chair there was seducing a white woman.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 21, 2012, 09:13:28 PM

:lulz:

Title: Re: Officer, that chair there was seducing a white woman.
Post by: Cain on September 21, 2012, 09:15:36 PM

ITS TOTALLY A SUPER-SECRET RACIST CODE THAT NO-ONE, ESPECIALLY NOT THE SECRET SERVICE, WILL BE ABLE TO CRACK.

Also, adding the flag was a nice touch. I bet there were lots of people who didn't get lynching an empty chair after the GOP convention as a political statement, until the flag helped tip them off that this was some kind of political thing. The minimalism in just lynching an empty chair may have been too difficult for the other racists to decode.

Title: Re: Officer, that chair there was seducing a white woman.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 21, 2012, 09:19:32 PM

Quote from: Cain on September 21, 2012, 09:15:36 PM
ITS TOTALLY A SUPER-SECRET RACIST CODE THAT NO-ONE, ESPECIALLY NOT THE SECRET SERVICE, WILL BE ABLE TO CRACK.

Also, adding the flag was a nice touch. I bet there were lots of people who didn't get lynching an empty chair after the GOP convention as a political statement, until the flag helped tip them off that this was some kind of political thing. The minimalism in just lynching an empty chair may have been too difficult for the other racists to decode.

Well, it's AMERICAN AS FUCK to lynch Black people, and it would be a disrespect to this Great Nation if we didn't fly a flag and maybe hum a few bars to the Star Spangled Banner while we showed our respect for the peaceful transition of power that distinguishes our republic from all those OTHER republics, which are like 30 feet across and make shoes for us.

Title: Re: Officer, that chair there was seducing a white woman.
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 21, 2012, 09:20:23 PM

In their efforts to speak code, GOP activists have disappeared up their own assholes. You could see this coming if you read any wingnut blog - unless you've been keeping tabs on the waterheads you need some sort of political Sherpa to point out all of the touchstones.

Title: Re: Officer, that chair there was seducing a white woman.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 21, 2012, 09:21:31 PM

Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 21, 2012, 09:20:23 PM
In their efforts to speak code, GOP activists have disappeared up their own assholes. You could see this coming if you read any wingnut blog - unless you've been keeping tabs on the waterheads you need some sort of political Sherpa to point out all of the touchstones.

All I need is TLB. He explains ALL of this shit, without any actual intent to do so. TLB is the FUTURE, Jebus, so GAZE UPON HIM AND DESPAIR.

Title: Re: Officer, that chair there was seducing a white woman.
Post by: Luna on September 22, 2012, 12:18:08 AM

Defensive, much?

http://weareaustin.com/news/features/raw-news/stories/vid_46.shtml?wap=0

Title: Re: Officer, that chair there was seducing a white woman.
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on September 22, 2012, 05:15:01 AM

I'm not allowed to make public posts on Fecebook for a while because I spammed those links all over conservative groups.

Title: Re: Officer, that chair there was seducing a white woman.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 22, 2012, 05:38:55 AM

This century. :lulz:

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