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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 25, 2012, 06:54:10 PM

Title: Rant for Holist
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 25, 2012, 06:54:10 PM
It has been remarked on this board that I am not an upbeat person...And that I should change that.  Far be it from me to deny You People whatever it is you think you want, so here now I present the kinder, gentler Fidel (again, for what, the 10th time?):

I was listening in to the news on the way in to work this morning, and gosh, it looks like something, well, unpleasant might occur between Israel and Iran soon.  What's more, it might even mean that America might somehow get some yucky stuff all over its hands and its flag again.  I found this to be mildly distressing.  It's even possible that someone or some people might get hurt.

I mean, I'm not saying that we aren't led by reasonable men; this of course being the best of all possible worlds.  I am saying that perhaps they didn't really pay attention to each others' concerns as much as they could have, and maybe their Feng Shui is all out of balance.  Perhaps they could go to a chiropractor and see if there's any pressure on the organ that makes their decisions, and maybe get an adjustment.

At this point on my drive, I was passing through South Tucson, and I couldn't help noticing that the people down there are less furnished than in other neighborhoods that I have seen.  It's for the best, naturally.  Poverty builds character, which is why they are all noble.  My doctor told me this, while he was telling me how much to think this month, and what.

Once I got to work, it became apparent that my co-workers have made some less than optimum decisions.  When asked about it, they became somewhat irate or even upset about the situation.  Perhaps they need some rolfing or maybe a colonic.  In any case, I decided to go with the majority.  What could go wrong, in this best of all possible chemical refineries?

My doctor says that this outlook is much healthier for me, and that I should continue it.  He also gave me the GREEN pills and the YELLOW pills and took away the RED pills, so that's a good sign.  And injustice is so wearisome and depressing.  I'm sure our elected officials will get things sorted.  That's why we hired them, right?

That's all for now,
Man Yellow
Title: Re: Rant for Holist
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 25, 2012, 07:00:09 PM
I'd like to hug the world and take it to a giant Wayne Dyer seminar.
And then give everybody those little pyramids that used to be around, that were supposed to keep your razor blades sharp.
Title: Re: Rant for Holist
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 25, 2012, 07:00:58 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 25, 2012, 07:00:09 PM
I'd like to hug the world and take it to a giant Wayne Dyer seminar.
And then give everybody those little pyramids that used to be around, that were supposed to keep your razor blades sharp.

Yes.  And bring back Leo Buscaglia.  AND SMILIN' GEORGE BUSH!
Title: Re: Rant for Holist
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 25, 2012, 07:06:04 PM
I wrote this for Holist, and he has left without commenting.

How very puzzling.
Title: Re: Rant for Holist
Post by: Dildo Argentino on September 25, 2012, 07:13:25 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 25, 2012, 07:06:04 PM
I wrote this for Holist, and he has left without commenting.

How very puzzling.

Just a little bit of patience, please, patient.
Title: Re: Rant for Holist
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 25, 2012, 07:14:16 PM
Quote from: holist on September 25, 2012, 07:13:25 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 25, 2012, 07:06:04 PM
I wrote this for Holist, and he has left without commenting.

How very puzzling.

Just a little bit of patience, please, patient.

Wat
Title: Re: Rant for Holist
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 25, 2012, 07:16:38 PM
Now he's left for another thread.

I am beginning to think the Kinder, Gentler Fidel isn't working out so well.
Title: Re: Rant for Holist
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 25, 2012, 07:17:54 PM
I am in fact beginning to think that "you need to be more upbeat" = "stand still while I shit on your head".
Title: Re: Rant for Holist
Post by: Cain on September 25, 2012, 07:18:22 PM
Perhaps he left to go post in the best of all possible threads?
Title: Re: Rant for Holist
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on September 25, 2012, 07:18:58 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 25, 2012, 07:17:54 PM
I am in fact beginning to think that "you need to be more upbeat" = "stand stillsmile while I shit on your head".
Title: Re: Rant for Holist
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 25, 2012, 07:19:02 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 25, 2012, 07:18:22 PM
Perhaps he left to go post in the best of all possible threads?

Whichever thread you are in is, or course, the best of all possible threads.
Title: Re: Rant for Holist
Post by: Dildo Argentino on September 25, 2012, 07:19:48 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 24, 2012, 09:12:21 PM
Quote from: holist on September 24, 2012, 09:11:21 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 24, 2012, 09:02:35 PM
Quote from: holist on September 24, 2012, 08:58:06 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 24, 2012, 08:32:03 PM
I mean, I can write a more upbeat, cheerful rant if you'd like.

If it's not too much trouble, I for one would like to read it.

Okay, but remember that you asked for it.  Maybe today, maybe tomorrow.  I just have to think up something NICE and CHEERFUL to write about.

No, no, that's not what I meant at all! Can you rant about the same things in a more upbeat, cheerful manner?

Oh, yeah.  I can definitely do that.

Actually, I think it's a fail. The deal was not that you'd go into denial, feebly rationalising away your deepest fears and worries. The deal was that you would face them, fair and square, AND rant about them in a more upbeat, cheerful manner.

Practice makes perfect.

And no, I don't want to shit on your head. I didn't even tell you to be more upbeat, it was your idea. I was just wondering about why you were so... Roger.
Title: Re: Rant for Holist
Post by: LMNO on September 25, 2012, 07:20:06 PM
Does it not also stand to reason that I am in the best of all possible pance?
Title: Re: Rant for Holist
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 25, 2012, 07:20:16 PM
Quote from: v3x on September 25, 2012, 07:18:58 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 25, 2012, 07:17:54 PM
I am in fact beginning to think that "you need to be more upbeat" = "stand stillsmile while I shit on your head".

And then he calls me "patient"?  I can get all the water I want, right out of the cooler over there.

It has the memory of TUCSON in its molecules.
Title: Re: Rant for Holist
Post by: Freeky on September 25, 2012, 07:20:38 PM
I think maybe he wanted a rant (an upbeat one, mind you) about the weather.
Title: Re: Rant for Holist
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 25, 2012, 07:22:07 PM
Quote from: holist on September 25, 2012, 07:19:48 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 24, 2012, 09:12:21 PM
Quote from: holist on September 24, 2012, 09:11:21 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 24, 2012, 09:02:35 PM
Quote from: holist on September 24, 2012, 08:58:06 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 24, 2012, 08:32:03 PM
I mean, I can write a more upbeat, cheerful rant if you'd like.

If it's not too much trouble, I for one would like to read it.

Okay, but remember that you asked for it.  Maybe today, maybe tomorrow.  I just have to think up something NICE and CHEERFUL to write about.

No, no, that's not what I meant at all! Can you rant about the same things in a more upbeat, cheerful manner?

Oh, yeah.  I can definitely do that.

Actually, I think it's a fail. The deal was not that you'd go into denial, feebly rationalising away your deepest fears and worries. The deal was that you would face them, fair and square, AND rant about them in a more upbeat, cheerful manner.

Practice makes perfect.

And no, I don't want to shit on your head. I didn't even tell you to be more upbeat, it was your idea. I was just wondering about why you were so... Roger.

I've considered your response, Holist, and I think I'm going to have to take up a more or less permanent FUCK YOU, HIPPIE position with respect to you, because there's just no keeping you happy.  I do what you ask, you become abusive.  Are you sure you're not from Georgia (the US Georgia)?
Title: Re: Rant for Holist
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 25, 2012, 07:23:01 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on September 25, 2012, 07:20:38 PM
I think maybe he wanted a rant (an upbeat one, mind you) about the weather.

Actually, he just said he wants me to be less "Roger".

Fuck that and fuck him.  HE can be a little less "Passive aggressive waterhead hippie", instead.
Title: Re: Rant for Holist
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 25, 2012, 07:27:19 PM
What the fuck is it with these new age hippies/Pagans/holistic gasbags?  First they want you to behave, so you behave, then they get all fucking nasty about it.

Fuck Holist.  I've written him off as anything other than my personal commode.
Title: Re: Rant for Holist
Post by: Dildo Argentino on September 25, 2012, 07:28:04 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 25, 2012, 07:22:07 PM
Are you sure you're not from Georgia (the US Georgia)?

Well yes, quite sure.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Rant for Holist
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 25, 2012, 07:29:38 PM
Quote from: holist on September 25, 2012, 07:28:04 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 25, 2012, 07:22:07 PM
Are you sure you're not from Georgia (the US Georgia)?

Well yes, quite sure.  :lulz:

That's odd.  You sure as fuck act like a Georgia yahoo.
Title: Re: Rant for Holist
Post by: Dildo Argentino on September 25, 2012, 07:31:57 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 25, 2012, 07:29:38 PM
Quote from: holist on September 25, 2012, 07:28:04 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 25, 2012, 07:22:07 PM
Are you sure you're not from Georgia (the US Georgia)?

Well yes, quite sure.  :lulz:

That's odd.  You sure as fuck act like a Georgia yahoo.

But, being not from Georgia or indeed anywhere near it, the reference is lost on me.
Title: Re: Rant for Holist
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 25, 2012, 07:34:23 PM
Quote from: holist on September 25, 2012, 07:31:57 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 25, 2012, 07:29:38 PM
Quote from: holist on September 25, 2012, 07:28:04 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 25, 2012, 07:22:07 PM
Are you sure you're not from Georgia (the US Georgia)?

Well yes, quite sure.  :lulz:

That's odd.  You sure as fuck act like a Georgia yahoo.

But, being not from Georgia or indeed anywhere near it, the reference is lost on me.

You exhort people to be more civil, then shit on them when they do, you backwards fucking redneck.
Title: Re: Rant for Holist
Post by: Dildo Argentino on September 25, 2012, 07:36:45 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 25, 2012, 07:34:23 PM
Quote from: holist on September 25, 2012, 07:31:57 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 25, 2012, 07:29:38 PM
Quote from: holist on September 25, 2012, 07:28:04 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 25, 2012, 07:22:07 PM
Are you sure you're not from Georgia (the US Georgia)?

Well yes, quite sure.  :lulz:

That's odd.  You sure as fuck act like a Georgia yahoo.

But, being not from Georgia or indeed anywhere near it, the reference is lost on me.

You exhort people to be more civil, then shit on them when they do, you backwards fucking redneck.

Well no. I found your rant's pessimism extreme (selfish, I know: when I feel that crap, I'm depressed and suffering and far from pugnacious, clearly not the case for you), so I asked about it. Then you went to town.
Title: Re: Rant for Holist
Post by: Luna on September 25, 2012, 07:47:48 PM
Quote from: holist on September 25, 2012, 07:19:48 PM
I was just wondering about why you were so... Roger.

Because he hasn't found anybody else willing to do it. 

Besides, everybody else is already taken.
Title: Re: Rant for Holist
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 25, 2012, 07:48:17 PM
Quote from: holist on September 25, 2012, 07:36:45 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 25, 2012, 07:34:23 PM
Quote from: holist on September 25, 2012, 07:31:57 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 25, 2012, 07:29:38 PM
Quote from: holist on September 25, 2012, 07:28:04 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 25, 2012, 07:22:07 PM
Are you sure you're not from Georgia (the US Georgia)?

Well yes, quite sure.  :lulz:

That's odd.  You sure as fuck act like a Georgia yahoo.

But, being not from Georgia or indeed anywhere near it, the reference is lost on me.

You exhort people to be more civil, then shit on them when they do, you backwards fucking redneck.

Well no. I found your rant's pessimism extreme (selfish, I know: when I feel that crap, I'm depressed and suffering and far from pugnacious, clearly not the case for you), so I asked about it. Then you went to town.

And you're STILL not happy.  There's no pleasing you, and this is hardly a surprise.  You're still carrying around a metric ton of butthurt because we laughed at your fucked up beliefs concerning basic chemistry.   This was as predictable as the sun coming up in the morning.

Well done, knuckle-dragger.
Title: Re: Rant for Holist
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 25, 2012, 07:48:58 PM
Quote from: Luna on September 25, 2012, 07:47:48 PM
Quote from: holist on September 25, 2012, 07:19:48 PM
I was just wondering about why you were so... Roger.

Because he hasn't found anybody else willing to do it. 

Besides, everybody else is already taken.

Not the point.

I should stop being me because he didn't like the tone of one of my posts.

:lulz:

Yeah, that's gonna happen.
Title: Re: Rant for Holist
Post by: Freeky on September 25, 2012, 08:06:48 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 25, 2012, 07:23:01 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on September 25, 2012, 07:20:38 PM
I think maybe he wanted a rant (an upbeat one, mind you) about the weather.

Actually, he just said he wants me to be less "Roger".

Fuck that and fuck him.  HE can be a little less "Passive aggressive waterhead hippie", instead.

Yeah, fuck that noise.
Title: Re: Rant for Holist
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 25, 2012, 08:09:49 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 25, 2012, 07:27:19 PM
What the fuck is it with these new age hippies/Pagans/holistic gasbags?  First they want you to behave, so you behave, then they get all fucking nasty about it.

Fuck Holist.  I've written him off as anything other than my personal commode.

I hate them. Because I'm actually into a little alternative stuff (TCM and the like, not Dr. Macadangdang's Magic Astrology Buttwipes) and sometimes I don't even want to mention it because I'd be assumed to be THAT WAY.
Title: Re: Rant for Holist
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 25, 2012, 08:12:33 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 25, 2012, 08:09:49 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 25, 2012, 07:27:19 PM
What the fuck is it with these new age hippies/Pagans/holistic gasbags?  First they want you to behave, so you behave, then they get all fucking nasty about it.

Fuck Holist.  I've written him off as anything other than my personal commode.

I hate them. Because I'm actually into a little alternative stuff (TCM and the like, not Dr. Macadangdang's Magic Astrology Buttwipes) and sometimes I don't even want to mention it because I'd be assumed to be THAT WAY.

Yep.  Not only that, but they're helping the right wingnuts march us back to the dark ages, with both A)  superstitious claptrap, and B)  giving the right a big fat brush to paint the rationalists with.

So, yeah.  What's not to hate?
Title: Re: Rant for Holist
Post by: trippinprincezz13 on September 25, 2012, 08:35:16 PM
Quote from: holist on September 25, 2012, 07:36:45 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 25, 2012, 07:34:23 PM
Quote from: holist on September 25, 2012, 07:31:57 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 25, 2012, 07:29:38 PM
Quote from: holist on September 25, 2012, 07:28:04 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 25, 2012, 07:22:07 PM
Are you sure you're not from Georgia (the US Georgia)?

Well yes, quite sure.  :lulz:

That's odd.  You sure as fuck act like a Georgia yahoo.

But, being not from Georgia or indeed anywhere near it, the reference is lost on me.

You exhort people to be more civil, then shit on them when they do, you backwards fucking redneck.

Well no. I found your rant's pessimism extreme (selfish, I know: when I feel that crap, I'm depressed and suffering and far from pugnacious, clearly not the case for you), so I asked about it. Then you went to town.

Translation: If you just SMILE hard enough all the world's troubles will just fade away. You may hear a slight buzzing sound.
Title: Re: Rant for Holist
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 25, 2012, 08:36:14 PM
Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on September 25, 2012, 08:35:16 PM
Quote from: holist on September 25, 2012, 07:36:45 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 25, 2012, 07:34:23 PM
Quote from: holist on September 25, 2012, 07:31:57 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 25, 2012, 07:29:38 PM
Quote from: holist on September 25, 2012, 07:28:04 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 25, 2012, 07:22:07 PM
Are you sure you're not from Georgia (the US Georgia)?

Well yes, quite sure.  :lulz:

That's odd.  You sure as fuck act like a Georgia yahoo.

But, being not from Georgia or indeed anywhere near it, the reference is lost on me.

You exhort people to be more civil, then shit on them when they do, you backwards fucking redneck.

Well no. I found your rant's pessimism extreme (selfish, I know: when I feel that crap, I'm depressed and suffering and far from pugnacious, clearly not the case for you), so I asked about it. Then you went to town.

Translation: If you just SMILE hard enough all the world's troubles will just fade away. You may hear a slight buzzing sound.

This is why everyone at Arlington smiles.
Title: Re: Rant for Holist
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 25, 2012, 09:19:32 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 25, 2012, 06:54:10 PM
It has been remarked on this board that I am not an upbeat person...And that I should change that.  Far be it from me to deny You People whatever it is you think you want, so here now I present the kinder, gentler Fidel (again, for what, the 10th time?):

I was listening in to the news on the way in to work this morning, and gosh, it looks like something, well, unpleasant might occur between Israel and Iran soon.  What's more, it might even mean that America might somehow get some yucky stuff all over its hands and its flag again.  I found this to be mildly distressing.  It's even possible that someone or some people might get hurt.

I mean, I'm not saying that we aren't led by reasonable men; this of course being the best of all possible worlds.  I am saying that perhaps they didn't really pay attention to each others' concerns as much as they could have, and maybe their Feng Shui is all out of balance.  Perhaps they could go to a chiropractor and see if there's any pressure on the organ that makes their decisions, and maybe get an adjustment.

At this point on my drive, I was passing through South Tucson, and I couldn't help noticing that the people down there are less furnished than in other neighborhoods that I have seen.  It's for the best, naturally.  Poverty builds character, which is why they are all noble.  My doctor told me this, while he was telling me how much to think this month, and what.

Once I got to work, it became apparent that my co-workers have made some less than optimum decisions.  When asked about it, they became somewhat irate or even upset about the situation.  Perhaps they need some rolfing or maybe a colonic.  In any case, I decided to go with the majority.  What could go wrong, in this best of all possible chemical refineries?

My doctor says that this outlook is much healthier for me, and that I should continue it.  He also gave me the GREEN pills and the YELLOW pills and took away the RED pills, so that's a good sign.  And injustice is so wearisome and depressing.  I'm sure our elected officials will get things sorted.  That's why we hired them, right?

That's all for now,
Man Yellow

Facetious troll is facetious.  TEND 2 YUR GARDEN MOAR!
:lulz:
Title: Re: Rant for Holist
Post by: Don Coyote on September 25, 2012, 09:27:29 PM
I don't like this Roger. I want the other Roger back. It is more obviously dangerous.
Title: Re: Rant for Holist
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 25, 2012, 09:43:57 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 25, 2012, 08:12:33 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 25, 2012, 08:09:49 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 25, 2012, 07:27:19 PM
What the fuck is it with these new age hippies/Pagans/holistic gasbags?  First they want you to behave, so you behave, then they get all fucking nasty about it.

Fuck Holist.  I've written him off as anything other than my personal commode.

I hate them. Because I'm actually into a little alternative stuff (TCM and the like, not Dr. Macadangdang's Magic Astrology Buttwipes) and sometimes I don't even want to mention it because I'd be assumed to be THAT WAY.

Yep.  Not only that, but they're helping the right wingnuts march us back to the dark ages, with both A)  superstitious claptrap, and B)  giving the right a big fat brush to paint the rationalists with.

So, yeah.  What's not to hate?

Yeah. It's kind of like PC.

Correct original motorcycle: "Let's not use slur words and stereotypes anymore. It's wrong."

Zealots run with it: "Let's RAMP IT UP and nitpick and get in peoples faces about it and be really annoying."

Reaction: "Fuckin librul PC police, I got free speech, Imma say ****** as much as I want. ****** ****** ****** ****** ******!"   :x :x :x

I guess when you pull a pendulum way over to one side, it swings way over to the other side and then comes back and whacks you in the teeth.
Title: Re: Rant for Holist
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 25, 2012, 09:45:44 PM
Quote from: Guru Qu1x073 on September 25, 2012, 09:27:29 PM
I don't like this Roger. I want the other Roger back. It is more obviously dangerous.

I think he might be en route.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Rant for Holist
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 25, 2012, 10:51:36 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 25, 2012, 09:45:44 PM
Quote from: Guru Qu1x073 on September 25, 2012, 09:27:29 PM
I don't like this Roger. I want the other Roger back. It is more obviously dangerous.

I think he might be en route.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

I don't much like the new Roger.  He GRINS too much.  He has teeth, you see, and what's more, he has more than are actually necessary for any legitimate/sanctioned use.
Title: Re: Rant for Holist
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 25, 2012, 11:48:30 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 25, 2012, 10:51:36 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 25, 2012, 09:45:44 PM
Quote from: Guru Qu1x073 on September 25, 2012, 09:27:29 PM
I don't like this Roger. I want the other Roger back. It is more obviously dangerous.

I think he might be en route.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

I don't much like the new Roger.  He GRINS too much.  He has teeth, you see, and what's more, he has more than are actually necessary for any legitimate/sanctioned use.

Ah. *cues theme from Jaws*
Title: Re: Rant for Holist
Post by: AFK on September 26, 2012, 01:25:14 AM
Everyone is Roger in their own way.


I Roger through puns.


What?  You thought I subjected you all to puns out of love?



Title: Re: Rant for Holist
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 26, 2012, 01:25:47 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 26, 2012, 01:25:14 AM
Everyone is Roger in their own way.


It's because I'm contagious.  Like herpes.
Title: Re: Rant for Holist
Post by: Dildo Argentino on September 26, 2012, 02:12:41 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 25, 2012, 11:48:30 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 25, 2012, 10:51:36 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 25, 2012, 09:45:44 PM
Quote from: Guru Qu1x073 on September 25, 2012, 09:27:29 PM
I don't like this Roger. I want the other Roger back. It is more obviously dangerous.

I think he might be en route.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

I don't much like the new Roger.  He GRINS too much.  He has teeth, you see, and what's more, he has more than are actually necessary for any legitimate/sanctioned use.

Ah. *cues theme from Jaws*

I don't like the new Roger that much, either.
Title: Re: Rant for Holist
Post by: Don Coyote on September 26, 2012, 02:15:39 AM
Quote from: holist on September 26, 2012, 02:12:41 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 25, 2012, 11:48:30 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 25, 2012, 10:51:36 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 25, 2012, 09:45:44 PM
Quote from: Guru Qu1x073 on September 25, 2012, 09:27:29 PM
I don't like this Roger. I want the other Roger back. It is more obviously dangerous.

I think he might be en route.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

I don't much like the new Roger.  He GRINS too much.  He has teeth, you see, and what's more, he has more than are actually necessary for any legitimate/sanctioned use.

Ah. *cues theme from Jaws*

I don't like the new Roger that much, either.

Then don't bitch about the RogerTM. There is a finite supply of them, and the factory had a series of unfortunate incidents, forcing its closure in the 1897.
Title: Re: Rant for Holist
Post by: Dildo Argentino on September 26, 2012, 02:19:31 AM
Okay.
Title: Re: Rant for Holist
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 26, 2012, 02:25:18 AM
Quote from: holist on September 26, 2012, 02:12:41 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 25, 2012, 11:48:30 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 25, 2012, 10:51:36 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 25, 2012, 09:45:44 PM
Quote from: Guru Qu1x073 on September 25, 2012, 09:27:29 PM
I don't like this Roger. I want the other Roger back. It is more obviously dangerous.

I think he might be en route.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

I don't much like the new Roger.  He GRINS too much.  He has teeth, you see, and what's more, he has more than are actually necessary for any legitimate/sanctioned use.

Ah. *cues theme from Jaws*

I don't like the new Roger that much, either.

See?  This is what I'm always on about.  People ask for something, and you give it to them, and they bitch about it.  You said, in short, that Roger was being too Roger.  So I took some Roger away, and now you don't like THAT, either.

Some people would complain if you hanged them with a golden rope, I fucking swear.

Title: Re: Rant for Holist
Post by: Dildo Argentino on September 26, 2012, 02:28:12 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 26, 2012, 02:25:18 AM
Some people would complain if you hanged them with a golden rope, I fucking swear.

Not for very long though, unless that golden rope broke, no?
Title: Re: Rant for Holist
Post by: Kai on September 26, 2012, 03:39:59 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 25, 2012, 07:19:02 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 25, 2012, 07:18:22 PM
Perhaps he left to go post in the best of all possible threads?

Whichever thread you are in is, or course, the best of all possible threads.

Why do I suddenly feel like I'm in an 18th century satire...?
Title: Re: Rant for Holist
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 26, 2012, 03:41:51 AM
Quote from: ZL 'Kai' Burington, M.S. on September 26, 2012, 03:39:59 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 25, 2012, 07:19:02 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 25, 2012, 07:18:22 PM
Perhaps he left to go post in the best of all possible threads?

Whichever thread you are in is, or course, the best of all possible threads.

Why do I suddenly feel like I'm in an 18th century satire...?

There's no time for second thoughts now, Kai.
Title: Re: Rant for Holist
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 26, 2012, 03:53:10 AM
Quote from: holist on September 26, 2012, 02:12:41 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 25, 2012, 11:48:30 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 25, 2012, 10:51:36 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 25, 2012, 09:45:44 PM
Quote from: Guru Qu1x073 on September 25, 2012, 09:27:29 PM
I don't like this Roger. I want the other Roger back. It is more obviously dangerous.

I think he might be en route.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

I don't much like the new Roger.  He GRINS too much.  He has teeth, you see, and what's more, he has more than are actually necessary for any legitimate/sanctioned use.

Ah. *cues theme from Jaws*

I don't like the new Roger that much, either.

"Either"?

I'm looking forward to Shark Roger.
Title: Re: Rant for Holist
Post by: Dildo Argentino on September 26, 2012, 03:55:19 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 26, 2012, 03:53:10 AM
Quote from: holist on September 26, 2012, 02:12:41 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 25, 2012, 11:48:30 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 25, 2012, 10:51:36 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 25, 2012, 09:45:44 PM
Quote from: Guru Qu1x073 on September 25, 2012, 09:27:29 PM
I don't like this Roger. I want the other Roger back. It is more obviously dangerous.

I think he might be en route.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

I don't much like the new Roger.  He GRINS too much.  He has teeth, you see, and what's more, he has more than are actually necessary for any legitimate/sanctioned use.

Ah. *cues theme from Jaws*

I don't like the new Roger that much, either.

"Either"?

I'm looking forward to Shark Roger.

No! I mean, as in "I also don't like the new Roger that much."
Title: Re: Rant for Holist
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 26, 2012, 05:17:46 AM
The Roger you get is the Roger you deserve.

But the new Roger is scary in the same way that a time bomb is scary.  All the potential is held in and tightly wound. And no pressure is released until, BAM you're covered in bits of skull, brain mater, ectoplasm and cum.  AND THEN WHERE ARE YOU AT?

At least Old Roger oozed.  Yeah that shit was probably lethal and infected you with 7 different STIs and a like form of cancer, but you had a good 20-40 years before it killed you dead.
Title: Re: Rant for Holist
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 26, 2012, 05:26:04 AM
Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on September 25, 2012, 08:35:16 PM
Quote from: holist on September 25, 2012, 07:36:45 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 25, 2012, 07:34:23 PM
Quote from: holist on September 25, 2012, 07:31:57 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 25, 2012, 07:29:38 PM
Quote from: holist on September 25, 2012, 07:28:04 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 25, 2012, 07:22:07 PM
Are you sure you're not from Georgia (the US Georgia)?

Well yes, quite sure.  :lulz:

That's odd.  You sure as fuck act like a Georgia yahoo.

But, being not from Georgia or indeed anywhere near it, the reference is lost on me.

You exhort people to be more civil, then shit on them when they do, you backwards fucking redneck.

Well no. I found your rant's pessimism extreme (selfish, I know: when I feel that crap, I'm depressed and suffering and far from pugnacious, clearly not the case for you), so I asked about it. Then you went to town.

Translation: If you just SMILE hard enough all the world's troubles will just fade away. You may hear a slight buzzing sound.

THINK POSITIVE!  :lulz:
Title: Re: Rant for Holist
Post by: Cain on September 26, 2012, 09:36:36 AM
Quote from: ZL 'Kai' Burington, M.S. on September 26, 2012, 03:39:59 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 25, 2012, 07:19:02 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 25, 2012, 07:18:22 PM
Perhaps he left to go post in the best of all possible threads?

Whichever thread you are in is, or course, the best of all possible threads.

Why do I suddenly feel like I'm in an 18th century satire...?

Because you have been neglecting your garden.
Title: Re: Rant for Holist
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 26, 2012, 02:52:19 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 26, 2012, 05:17:46 AM
The Roger you get is the Roger you deserve.

:lulz:

Newsfeed?
Title: Re: Rant for Holist
Post by: Ayotollah of Ass on September 26, 2012, 03:00:13 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 26, 2012, 01:25:47 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 26, 2012, 01:25:14 AM
Everyone is Roger in their own way.


It's because I'm contagious.  Like herpes.

And every outbreak is like a stroll down memory lane?
Title: Re: Rant for Holist
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 26, 2012, 03:11:09 PM
Quote from: Ayotollah of Assehollah on September 26, 2012, 03:00:13 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 26, 2012, 01:25:47 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 26, 2012, 01:25:14 AM
Everyone is Roger in their own way.


It's because I'm contagious.  Like herpes.

And every outbreak is like a stroll down memory lane?

Well, sure.  This shit happens every 2 months or so.  Roger's too Roger, and SOMEONE has to DO SOMETHING!
Title: Re: Rant for Holist
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on September 26, 2012, 03:20:37 PM
 :supertard:
Title: Re: Rant for Holist
Post by: Don Coyote on September 26, 2012, 04:19:37 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 26, 2012, 03:11:09 PM
Quote from: Ayotollah of Assehollah on September 26, 2012, 03:00:13 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 26, 2012, 01:25:47 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 26, 2012, 01:25:14 AM
Everyone is Roger in their own way.


It's because I'm contagious.  Like herpes.

And every outbreak is like a stroll down memory lane?

Well, sure.  This shit happens every 2 months or so.  Roger's too Roger, and SOMEONE has to DO SOMETHING!

NEWSFEED!!!!