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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Signora Pæsior on September 28, 2012, 12:45:49 PM

Title: Pæs and I are four hours into an eleven-hour bus trip...
Post by: Signora Pæsior on September 28, 2012, 12:45:49 PM
...kill me now, PD.

It's almost midnight and no, they will not be switching off the huge fuckoff fluorescent lights. They sold one more ticket than there are seats so someone has their 9-year-old in their lap. Let me reiterate: for eleven hours. My knees are completely fucked and our next stop is about two and a half hours away.

Why didn't we just spend half our paycheck on absurdly expensive flights? We would have been there in 45 minutes.

I am so full of hate right now.
Title: Re: Pæs and I are four hours into an eleven-hour bus trip...
Post by: Signora Pæsior on September 28, 2012, 03:00:38 PM
Also.

Times when it's not okay to play your shitty-ass music without headphones: ever.

But especially fucking 2am.
Title: Re: Pæs and I are four hours into an eleven-hour bus trip...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 03:04:18 PM
Quote from: Signora Paesior on September 28, 2012, 03:00:38 PM
Also.

Times when it's not okay to play your shitty-ass music without headphones: ever.

But especially fucking 2am.

"Bus."

I didn't know there was 11 hours of driving in New Zealand.  It's only 30-40 meters across.
Title: Re: Pæs and I are four hours into an eleven-hour bus trip...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 28, 2012, 03:06:28 PM
BUS




TRIP


The Bus Trip is always a Bad Trip.

ALWAYS.
Title: Re: Pæs and I are four hours into an eleven-hour bus trip...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 28, 2012, 03:07:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 03:04:18 PM
Quote from: Signora Paesior on September 28, 2012, 03:00:38 PM
Also.

Times when it's not okay to play your shitty-ass music without headphones: ever.

But especially fucking 2am.

"Bus."

I didn't know there was 11 hours of driving in New Zealand.  It's only 30-40 meters across.

I heard that the roads are really windy.

Also,

BUS.

At least it isn't Canada.
Title: Re: Pæs and I are four hours into an eleven-hour bus trip...
Post by: Signora Pæsior on September 28, 2012, 03:11:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 03:04:18 PM
Quote from: Signora Paesior on September 28, 2012, 03:00:38 PM
Also.

Times when it's not okay to play your shitty-ass music without headphones: ever.

But especially fucking 2am.

"Bus."

I didn't know there was 11 hours of driving in New Zealand.  It's only 30-40 meters across.

Yeah, but we're going up and down. Practically an entire island.
Title: Re: Pæs and I are four hours into an eleven-hour bus trip...
Post by: Signora Pæsior on September 28, 2012, 03:13:43 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 28, 2012, 03:07:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 03:04:18 PM
Quote from: Signora Paesior on September 28, 2012, 03:00:38 PM
Also.

Times when it's not okay to play your shitty-ass music without headphones: ever.

But especially fucking 2am.

"Bus."

I didn't know there was 11 hours of driving in New Zealand.  It's only 30-40 meters across.

I heard that the roads are really windy.

Also,

BUS.

At least it isn't Canada.

"At least is isn't Canada" -- I tell myself this pretty much every day.
Title: Re: Pæs and I are four hours into an eleven-hour bus trip...
Post by: Cain on September 28, 2012, 04:34:35 PM
Frequent orc raids (read: sheep molestation sessions) slow up all travel in New Zealand.
Title: Re: Pæs and I are four hours into an eleven-hour bus trip...
Post by: Phox on September 28, 2012, 04:44:43 PM
Don't let the fat NZ redneck equivalent touch you, they are probably contagious with something.

90% of the passengers on all cross-country bus trips are fat redneck equivalents, after all, and it's easy to fall asleep and lose vigilance, but you need to persevere, otherwise you'll find yourself waking up in the Nashville bus station.

Also, bear in mind, that unless you were smart enough to realize that you should never take a bus twice on the same trip, you have the return trip to dread.
Title: Re: Pæs and I are four hours into an eleven-hour bus trip...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 28, 2012, 04:49:02 PM
I feel for you both. I once made an ill advised detour to stonehenge when i landed in the west of ireland. Note that i didnt  jump on another flight like a normal person would. At some point on the train from wales to england i started talking to welsh people. The funny thing was is there were no welsh people talking to me from the perspectives of the other passengers.

Twid
discovered the hard way you dont need drugs to trip.
Title: Re: Pæs and I are four hours into an eleven-hour bus trip...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 28, 2012, 09:54:48 PM
Quote from: Signora Paesior on September 28, 2012, 03:13:43 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 28, 2012, 03:07:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 03:04:18 PM
Quote from: Signora Paesior on September 28, 2012, 03:00:38 PM
Also.

Times when it's not okay to play your shitty-ass music without headphones: ever.

But especially fucking 2am.

"Bus."

I didn't know there was 11 hours of driving in New Zealand.  It's only 30-40 meters across.

I heard that the roads are really windy.

Also,

BUS.

At least it isn't Canada.

"At least is isn't Canada" -- I tell myself this pretty much every day.

It's one thing that helps me get by.
Title: Re: Pæs and I are four hours into an eleven-hour bus trip...
Post by: hooplala on September 28, 2012, 10:28:58 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 28, 2012, 03:07:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 03:04:18 PM
Quote from: Signora Paesior on September 28, 2012, 03:00:38 PM
Also.

Times when it's not okay to play your shitty-ass music without headphones: ever.

But especially fucking 2am.

"Bus."

I didn't know there was 11 hours of driving in New Zealand.  It's only 30-40 meters across.

I heard that the roads are really windy.

Also,

BUS.

At least it isn't Canada.

:lulz:

Do you mean the size of Canada, or that people on Canadian Greyhound busses tend to end up decapitated?
Title: Re: Pæs and I are four hours into an eleven-hour bus trip...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 28, 2012, 10:30:54 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on September 28, 2012, 10:28:58 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 28, 2012, 03:07:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 03:04:18 PM
Quote from: Signora Paesior on September 28, 2012, 03:00:38 PM
Also.

Times when it's not okay to play your shitty-ass music without headphones: ever.

But especially fucking 2am.

"Bus."

I didn't know there was 11 hours of driving in New Zealand.  It's only 30-40 meters across.

I heard that the roads are really windy.

Also,

BUS.

At least it isn't Canada.

:lulz:

Do you mean the size of Canada, or that people on Canadian Greyhound busses tend to end up decapitated?

Primarily the latter.
Title: Re: Pæs and I are four hours into an eleven-hour bus trip...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 10:37:14 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on September 28, 2012, 10:28:58 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 28, 2012, 03:07:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 03:04:18 PM
Quote from: Signora Paesior on September 28, 2012, 03:00:38 PM
Also.

Times when it's not okay to play your shitty-ass music without headphones: ever.

But especially fucking 2am.

"Bus."

I didn't know there was 11 hours of driving in New Zealand.  It's only 30-40 meters across.

I heard that the roads are really windy.

Also,

BUS.

At least it isn't Canada.

:lulz:

Do you mean the size of Canada, or that people on Canadian Greyhound busses tend to end up decapitated?

Also, poutine.
Title: Re: Pæs and I are four hours into an eleven-hour bus trip...
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 29, 2012, 12:29:15 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 10:37:14 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on September 28, 2012, 10:28:58 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 28, 2012, 03:07:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 03:04:18 PM
Quote from: Signora Paesior on September 28, 2012, 03:00:38 PM
Also.

Times when it's not okay to play your shitty-ass music without headphones: ever.

But especially fucking 2am.

"Bus."

I didn't know there was 11 hours of driving in New Zealand.  It's only 30-40 meters across.

I heard that the roads are really windy.

Also,

BUS.

At least it isn't Canada.

:lulz:

Do you mean the size of Canada, or that people on Canadian Greyhound busses tend to end up decapitated?

Also, poutine.

CANADIAN poutine. Not ECH's.
Title: Re: Pæs and I are four hours into an eleven-hour bus trip...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 30, 2012, 06:39:47 PM
Paes & Sra Paes are STILL 4 hours into an 11 hour bus trip.

Welcome to Tucson, kids.
Title: Re: Pæs and I are four hours into an eleven-hour bus trip...
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 30, 2012, 07:12:04 PM
Tha hell...? 
Title: Re: Pæs and I are four hours into an eleven-hour bus trip...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 30, 2012, 11:08:45 PM
They're stuck!  :eek:
Title: Re: Pæs and I are four hours into an eleven-hour bus trip...
Post by: Signora Pæsior on September 30, 2012, 11:46:12 PM
Thankfully, no. I've just been asleep or driving dice the fucking thing was over.

FIVE THIRTY AM THE MUSIC ACTUALLY STOPPED. I WANTED TO DIE.