1. Those dry riverbeds on Mars are from Richter pissing on Mars. From Earth.
2. Cain was asked once what the difference between communism and socialism was. The Soviet Union collapsed the same day.
3. Seguin exists only because Stella's feeling a little too tired to deal with it.
4. The scabs from my ass are used to armor military vehicles.
5. Cramulus and L Ron Hubbard are never seen together. Not saying they're the same guy. Just saying.
Iceland only exists because a particularly bad Nigeling of the Atlantic ocean.
Both of you. :lulz:
I do need to get my priorities straight. Rest and vitamins. :lulz:
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Palin used to be able to see Russia from her back door, but Alty scared it away. They're not saying how and neither will I, because I respect their right to privacy.
Recent polls show that Obama is ahead in Ohio. Kai recently took up residence in Ohio and began "observing" dragonflies. We all know that the dragonfly demographic leans heavily towards Democrats, so one must wonder... is Kai registering dragonflies to vote? FOX News has the answers, tonight at 11.
Police in Portland uncovered a massive underground shrine made entirely of human bones. The bones are laid out in deliberate patterns, which, if not so morbid, could be considered quite beautiful.
(http://uniquetraveldestinations.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/kutna-hora-cz-kutna-hora-bone-church.jpg?w=600)
Officers on the scene reported, "oh, god, it's horrible, it's horrible, I need to go home and hug my wife."
I blame Nigel.
Quote from: Luna on September 30, 2012, 11:24:05 PM
Police in Portland uncovered a massive underground shrine made entirely of human bones. The bones are laid out in deliberate patterns, which, if not so morbid, could be considered quite beautiful.
(http://uniquetraveldestinations.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/kutna-hora-cz-kutna-hora-bone-church.jpg?w=600)
Officers on the scene reported, "oh, god, it's horrible, it's horrible, I need to go home and hug my wife."
I blame Nigel.
Yes, Nigel.
You can tell, because Squiddy only uses teeth.