Porcine Rebellion. The pigs are eating the farmers.
http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/10/01/14173510-70-year-old-oregon-farmer-eaten-by-his-hogs?lite
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[/size]Normally, I'd try to come up with a funny quip or pun but I feel bad for that poor SOB. What a fucking way to go.
Happens more often than you'd think.
I can see it. Those fuckers can get pretty big.
No shit... And they're smarter than any critter that people keep for food really needs to be.
Pig farms are a favourite way of disposing of corpses and frequently used by organised crime in more rural areas.
Just remember that, the next time you're tempted to crack a joke at the expense of your local pig farmer.
Pig farmers are like angels. Angels that provide me with bacon.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HAQ3pNHwj4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HAQ3pNHwj4)
As I was driving our minibus back from England in July with one of my sons and our dog and half our earthly possessions crammed in it, there was an unexpected traffic jam on the motorway somewhere in Belgium.
After driving along at walking speed for three quarters of an hour, the most horrendous chorus of terrified, lost, painful screams I have ever heard began to sound from the distance. It kept getting louder and louder, quite slowly, until we reached the articulated lorry full of pigs, lying across two lanes, on its side. There was a massive pool of mucky black blood under it.
Then it got quieter and quieter, thankfully much faster. I went off pig for over a week.