Okay, I know you think you have things well in hand, but we've been standing on the sidelines, watching as your noob addiction gets completely out of hand.
Just look at yourself. Pants crusted to your thighs, drool on your chin, glassy eyes...You've become an addict. You sit viewing the forums, just waiting for Holist, etc, to post, so you can HUFF HIM. He's become your STASH. You never talk about anything else. We come to see you, to maybe get you to talk about, oh, I don't know...A FUCKING REAL LIFE WARP DRIVE, for example, but you're curled up in a corner, on the nod, with a noob still stuck in your arm.
And when he's not here, you talk about him, and hover around the horrible train wreck threads, waiting for him while clawing at your arms and grinding your teeth.
This can't continue. So we've signed you all up for the Ronald Reagan Cure. You'll be beaten for a few weeks, with the occasional "cold water cure", and maybe shocked a few times, until you begin to show some signs of life that don't involve your addiction. Screaming incoherently, for example.
We didn't want to do this, but we're so very concerned for you and shit. Just sign the waivers and SHUT UP, and let the medicine sink in, one fist at a time.
Remember: We're doing this because we CARE.
Sincerely,
Benito Mussolini
Also, disregard any bullshit about me somehow making a profit out of this by farming you out to Bayer as test subjects. That's just another hallucination caused by your illness. Sign the fucking forms.
BUT...I CAN'T GET THROUGH ENOUGH OF A HOLIST CRAPPY ROBERT PLANT KNOCKOFF POST TO REPLY IN ANY CAPACITY
Ok, I'm here. I should be asleep but I'm not so what do you want to talk about?
:sniffle: No one got all obsessed over me OR butthurt over obsession with me and I'm a bigger n00b than whatshisbucket.
Guess I should be more of a dickhole.
Talk about drugs.
In my libertarian atheist state all drugs will be legal, as long as they are used responsibly... As sacraments of Magik Rituals.
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on October 02, 2012, 11:29:14 PM
Talk about drugs.
I did get a shiny new report today about the health impacts of marijuana use. Just...say...the...word.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 03, 2012, 12:23:47 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on October 02, 2012, 11:29:14 PM
Talk about drugs.
I did get a shiny new report today about the health impacts of marijuana use. Just...say...the...word.
This might just be me, but no thanks, RWHN. That sounds like a terrible idea.
But, but, but.....it's SHINY!
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on October 03, 2012, 12:26:59 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 03, 2012, 12:23:47 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on October 02, 2012, 11:29:14 PM
Talk about drugs.
I did get a shiny new report today about the health impacts of marijuana use. Just...say...the...word.
This might just be me, but no thanks, RWHN. That sounds like a terrible idea.
Shiny or no, this ^^^.
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on October 02, 2012, 11:29:14 PM
Talk about drugs.
Heroin, shot straight into the scrotum is nice.
Quote from: Faust on October 02, 2012, 11:39:30 PM
In my libertarian atheist state all drugs will be legal, as long as they are used responsibly... As sacraments of Magik Rituals.
Speaking as a feminist, you can't possibly understand why my mother was killed by responsibly using legal drugs in libertanian magick rituals :argh!:
http://www.ivona.com/en/?tk=JCiYfgUxyS
Quote from: Internet Jesus on October 03, 2012, 01:22:20 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on October 02, 2012, 11:29:14 PM
Talk about drugs.
Heroin, shot straight into the scrotum is nice.
Wait, so you dont shoot it into your prostate? Jesus what a noob.