Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: East Coast Hustle on October 03, 2012, 04:58:13 AM

Title: I am rolling...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 03, 2012, 04:58:13 AM
...my fucking face off.  :lulz:

ASK ME ANYTHING!
Title: Re: I am rolling...
Post by: hunter s.durden on October 03, 2012, 05:01:27 AM
Is your hair now funnier?

What are you going to do? Just field questions or do you have a formal rave to attend?
Title: Re: I am rolling...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 03, 2012, 05:15:00 AM
Dude, I'm in a trailer park in rural Maine. The closest I'm getting to a rave is I'm playing some Nacho Picasso & Blue Sky Black Death right now.

Now do you have a question?
Title: Re: I am rolling...
Post by: hunter s.durden on October 03, 2012, 05:19:37 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on October 03, 2012, 05:15:00 AM
Dude, I'm in a trailer park in rural Maine. The closest I'm getting to a rave is I'm playing some Nacho Picasso & Blue Sky Black Death right now.

Now do you have a question?

Just the other ones that went unanswered for now.
I'd hate to get backed up.
Title: Re: I am rolling...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 03, 2012, 05:20:23 AM
Word.
Title: Re: I am rolling...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 03, 2012, 05:21:39 AM
Does anybody have any questions?
Title: Re: I am rolling...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 03, 2012, 05:24:53 AM
OH SHIT

ECH IS FUCKED UP!

OK, tell me; should I apply for the paid internship at OHSU (WORKPLACE MORTALITY!) next summer, or should I stay with my current internship in order to build a really solid reference for my PhD program application?
Title: Re: I am rolling...
Post by: hunter s.durden on October 03, 2012, 05:26:13 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on October 03, 2012, 05:21:39 AM
Does anybody have any questions?
I want to punch you in your big stupid face?
Title: Re: I am rolling...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 03, 2012, 05:29:24 AM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on October 03, 2012, 05:24:53 AM
OH SHIT

ECH IS FUCKED UP!

OK, tell me; should I apply for the paid internship at OHSU (WORKPLACE MORTALITY!) next summer, or should I stay with my current internship in order to build a really solid reference for my PhD program application?

I don't think you should hide it there. Or the other place either. It's going to start raining out there soon and all it'll take is one good hard rain and then you'll have...bits sticking out for all the neighbors to see and that will lead to uncomfortable questions.

Title: Re: I am rolling...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 03, 2012, 05:30:47 AM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on October 03, 2012, 05:26:13 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on October 03, 2012, 05:21:39 AM
Does anybody have any questions?
I want to punch you in your big stupid face?

Probably not. Nobody thinks you're a tough guy just because you can drink 16 prairie fires in one sitting. Go slug down a half-dozen oystermeisters and get back to me.
Title: Re: I am rolling...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 03, 2012, 05:31:52 AM
Sorry, missed this earlier.

Quote from: hunter s.durden on October 03, 2012, 05:01:27 AM
Is your hair now funnier?


Which one?
Title: Re: I am rolling...
Post by: Freeky on October 03, 2012, 05:34:04 AM
Oohhh.

When is it a good time to tell your parental units to step the fuck off?

Is there such a thing as too far when it comes to defending your offspring, even if there is no threat to their health?

Annnd, What would you do for a Klondike bar?

Also, ANAL?
Title: Re: I am rolling...
Post by: Freeky on October 03, 2012, 05:35:35 AM
Also ALSO, ECH, will you marry me? You are amazing and awesome. 

Not because of this thread, no, you just are.
Title: Re: I am rolling...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 03, 2012, 05:37:51 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on October 03, 2012, 05:34:04 AM
Oohhh.

When is it a good time to tell your parental units to step the fuck off?

Is there such a thing as too far when it comes to defending your offspring, even if there is no threat to their health?

Annnd, What would you do for a Klondike bar?

Also, ANAL?

Not the red one. It reflects in your eyes and makes you look like you have photo-flash "red eye" in real life. Go with the black one, with the serrated notches on the spine. And for the love of fuck, don't tell me what you want with all those fingers and toes. Ignorance is bliss, in this case.
Title: Re: I am rolling...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 03, 2012, 05:38:31 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on October 03, 2012, 05:29:24 AM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on October 03, 2012, 05:24:53 AM
OH SHIT

ECH IS FUCKED UP!

OK, tell me; should I apply for the paid internship at OHSU (WORKPLACE MORTALITY!) next summer, or should I stay with my current internship in order to build a really solid reference for my PhD program application?

I don't think you should hide it there. Or the other place either. It's going to start raining out there soon and all it'll take is one good hard rain and then you'll have...bits sticking out for all the neighbors to see and that will lead to uncomfortable questions.

Excellent! To the river it is.
Title: Re: I am rolling...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 03, 2012, 05:40:43 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on October 03, 2012, 05:35:35 AM
Also ALSO, ECH, will you marry me? You are amazing and awesome. 

Not because of this thread, no, you just are.

I don't know who "Mr. Spagnaccione" is, but I don't think a "bitchin camaro" and an animatronic Realdoll constitutes an appropriate dowry.
Title: Re: I am rolling...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 03, 2012, 05:43:56 AM
(My lawyer says I have to leave out the bit about "wanting to take it on a test drive around some nut-hugging s-curves" in 3rd gear)
Title: Re: I am rolling...
Post by: Freeky on October 03, 2012, 05:46:49 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on October 03, 2012, 05:43:56 AM
(My lawyer says I have to leave out the bit about "wanting to take it on a test drive around some nut-hugging s-curves" in 3rd gear)
:fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:
Title: Re: I am rolling...
Post by: Freeky on October 03, 2012, 05:49:16 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on October 03, 2012, 05:40:43 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on October 03, 2012, 05:35:35 AM
Also ALSO, ECH, will you marry me? You are amazing and awesome. 

Not because of this thread, no, you just are.

I don't know who "Mr. Spagnaccione" is, but I don't think a "bitchin camaro" and an animatronic Realdoll constitutes an appropriate dowry.

Are slightly used Nigel's Spiky DildoesTM an acceptable substitute for the Realdoll?   How about THE MEATHAMMAH instead of the bitchin' camaro?