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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: El Jefe on November 18, 2004, 07:59:36 PM

Title: Where oh Where has the good Rev. Gone?
Post by: El Jefe on November 18, 2004, 07:59:36 PM
where oh where could he be? We havent seen him for a few days on end, could he be plotting a worldly end? Maybe he's sitting in his room, Hmming and Hahhing and plotting some Dhoom  :twisted:

could he be thinking about drugging my drinks? its also possible he's playing the ultimate game of Sink! We may never know what truely goes on, when the Good Reverand Roger has been gone for so long.



Blah

someone else can continue if they so desire.... i was bored.
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Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 18, 2004, 08:48:54 PM
my guess is, he never left town...he's up in his room, punching the clown...trying to find mindfuck inspiration...by engaging in marathon masturbation...at least, that's what I do when I'm out of ideas....

'scuse me, gotta go...I'm out of ideas....

8)
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Post by: El Jefe on November 18, 2004, 08:57:17 PM
Maybe someone finally came through, and put the good Rev. in a nice stew. Maybe they killed him and we will never know, it sure will be quite until he rolls through.
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Post by: Bob the Mediocre on November 18, 2004, 10:11:36 PM
Quite true.
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Post by: CannedLizard on November 19, 2004, 12:09:24 AM
He's started the revolution a bit early. Sure there's nothing in the media about it. But the revolution won't be televised.
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Post by: /o\ on November 19, 2004, 12:13:34 AM
I put my money on Half-life2
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Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 19, 2004, 01:59:45 AM
apparently, some people didn't pick up on the rhyming nature of the thread. Please go kill yourseves until you are dead.


ahem...didn't you hear what I said?
now go do it....before I shoot you full of lead....

8)
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Post by: fluffy on November 19, 2004, 04:06:52 AM

roses are red
violets are blue
turd is right
but i ain't in the mood to make the damn thing rhyme, so there
phhhfffffftttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 19, 2004, 04:20:26 AM
good enough for me.

fluff-eee...

8)
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Post by: Bella on November 19, 2004, 09:15:07 AM
Ahem.....I actually know where he is.
But it's really really scary and I'm not telling without a bribe.


Or two.  :wink:
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Post by: Bob the Mediocre on November 19, 2004, 04:20:24 PM
Want a few cookies?
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Post by: gnimbley on November 19, 2004, 08:26:47 PM
Quote from: Bob the MediocreWant a few cookies?

Yes, thank you. Could you pass the ones with the chocolate chips?
Thank you so much.
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2004, 10:48:07 AM
Quote from: CannedLizardHe's started the revolution a bit early. Sure there's nothing in the media about it. But the revolution won't be televised.

This is why there will be no revolution.

But it's far worse than that...it's work.

Betcha feel like the hero of Quadraphenia, doncha? :lol:
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Post by: LMNO on November 22, 2004, 04:17:51 PM
Quadraphenia sucked almost as badly as Tommy.  Saving graces: "The Real Me" and "The Punk vs The Godfather".
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Post by: EraPassing on December 02, 2004, 04:08:48 AM
I miss Rog.

And I'm having withdrawals from the cranium goodness.

Come back, Rog!
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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on December 02, 2004, 05:47:10 AM
Quote from: EraPassingI miss Rog.

And I'm having withdrawals from the cranium goodness.

Come back, Rog!

Why?

So you can viciously nibble on his head?
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Post by: EraPassing on December 02, 2004, 06:07:39 AM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: EraPassingI miss Rog.

And I'm having withdrawals from the cranium goodness.

Come back, Rog!

Why?

So you can viciously nibble on his head?

Well, yeah.  Duh.

Jeezus, Hugh, c'mon.
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Post by: Wishfarple on December 02, 2004, 05:20:56 PM
In answer to this puzzling query:
Our Roger is now in a place of reknown,
That home to the mutant, the ugly, the weary,
Save a spot for me, Rog, in that grand old Dobbstown!

O Dobbstown!  That wondrous, magical land!
Fropped up to the gills, he grins like a boob,
No mere-humes to haunt him, not those he can't stand,
Unless it's for pleasure (and forget about the lube).  

Yes, Roger is merry, his cares are forgotten,
He capers about in a half-conscious trance,
Stops just for a moment, to thank "Bob" he got in,
Then scampers off grinning, waving his lance.

We ask only, Dear Reverend, that you not come back dead,
For who would dine on a cadaverous head?
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Post by: saint aini on December 02, 2004, 05:34:53 PM
Death is too good for Rog.

It's too much freedom.
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Post by: EraPassing on December 02, 2004, 07:28:26 PM
*unerringly fires anti-fae napalm at aini*
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Post by: saint aini on December 03, 2004, 03:05:42 AM
**returns the napalm**
**lights a match**
**drops it on erapassing**
**roasts marshmellow over EraPassing**
**eats marshmellow**
**flits away to read Hamlet**
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Post by: EraPassing on December 03, 2004, 03:18:53 AM
You know what you remind me of, aini?

You remind me of that kid on the block that everyone hated playing with, because when you played Cowboys and Indians with that kid, or Cops and Robbers, or whatever, and pointed your finger at the kid and went Blam Blam Blam! that kid always failed to fall down and just fucking die like someone who wasn't a cheater and a puss.
That kid never had any friends, and really, you couldn't blame the other kids for not wanting to play with him, or invite him to birthday parties, and stuff.

Stop being that kid, aini.
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Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on December 03, 2004, 03:22:04 AM
Quote from: EraPassingYou know what you remind me of, aini?

You remind me of that kid on the block that everyone hated playing with, because when you played Cowboys and Indians with that kid, or Cops and Robbers, or whatever, and pointed your finger at the kid and went Blam Blam Blam! that kid always failed to fall down and just fucking die like someone who wasn't a cheater and a puss.
That kid never had any friends, and really, you couldn't blame the other kids for not wanting to play with him, or invite him to birthday parties, and stuff.

Stop being that kid, aini.

bingo!
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Post by: saint aini on December 03, 2004, 03:44:45 AM
am not...
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Post by: Wishfarple on December 03, 2004, 03:48:55 AM
Haha!  

Well played.
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Post by: EraPassing on December 03, 2004, 03:49:09 AM
Quote from: ainiam not...

The eternal comeback for That Kid whenever someone accuses him of cheating, because he's dead, dammit:  "Am not!"

I'll bet everyone can hear that whining voice in your head right now, can't yall?  "Am not!"
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Post by: saint aini on December 03, 2004, 03:50:08 AM
I'll just go wander off with a gnome...
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Post by: EraPassing on December 03, 2004, 03:53:22 AM
Quote from: ainiI'll just go wander off with a gnome...

And what does that translate to?

"I'm not playing with you guys anymore!"

You can still hear That Kid's whining voice, and mentally picture him stomping off in a huff, because the other kids are "mean" for insisting that he play by the rules of the game...
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Post by: saint aini on December 03, 2004, 03:54:20 AM
There are no rules.
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Post by: EraPassing on December 03, 2004, 03:58:15 AM
Quote from: ainiThere are no rules.

That Kid's eternal justification for not falling down even after he's been Blam!Blam!Blam!ed at point blank.
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Post by: saint aini on December 03, 2004, 03:59:45 AM
EraPassing is a greyface gallimaulfry.
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Post by: EraPassing on December 03, 2004, 04:01:29 AM
Now that you've made an incredibly stupid insult, your resemblance to That Kid is even more pronounced.
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Post by: saint aini on December 03, 2004, 04:04:32 AM
Why should I fear any of your weapons?

Don't you know that fairies cannot be harmed by assault?

I'm playing by the rules when the assaults fail.  If they succeed, I'm not playing by the rules.
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Post by: EraPassing on December 03, 2004, 04:11:47 AM
ANTI-fucking-FAE napalm?  Anti-fae napalm trumps your can't-be-harmed card in a bigass way!  To the infinite power, even!

WTF?

You are That Kid.

Stop being That Kid.  No one likes That Kid, haven't you gotten that through your silly head yet?
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Post by: saint aini on December 03, 2004, 04:12:50 AM
Yea, but you didn't say anything about the napalm being on fire.
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Post by: Wishfarple on December 03, 2004, 04:17:11 AM
---
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Post by: EraPassing on December 03, 2004, 04:20:16 AM
...

You have to light napalm on fire first?  It isn't already on fire when it leaves the gun?

*checks her napalm-firing finger suspiciously*
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Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on December 03, 2004, 04:36:51 AM
I think that LWR's avatar pretty much sums up our feelings twards you Aini.
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Post by: Wishfarple on December 03, 2004, 04:39:56 AM
Hey, now, I personally don't have a problem with her.  But then, I tend to think trolling can be funny if done right.
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Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on December 03, 2004, 04:43:37 AM
Quote from: Llama Wishfart RinpocheHey, now, I personally don't have a problem with her.  But then, I tend to think trolling can be funny if done right.

I was refering to everyone else.
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Post by: saint aini on December 03, 2004, 04:44:50 AM
I disagree...I don't have a problem with aini.
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Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on December 03, 2004, 04:47:23 AM
Quote from: ainiI disagree...I don't have a problem with aini.

you don't count.
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Post by: saint aini on December 03, 2004, 04:48:36 AM
says Spaz?
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Post by: EraPassing on December 03, 2004, 04:52:57 AM
Jeez, aini, you can't come up with an insult of your own, you have to borrow something that Llama says?
It's a good thing most of the stuff on this forum is copylefted.
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Post by: saint aini on December 03, 2004, 04:57:38 AM
You insolent, trepanated, smooth-brained purveyor of trifling juvenile strife, should I merely have called him a dork?
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Post by: EraPassing on December 03, 2004, 05:08:06 AM
*snorts*
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Post by: saint aini on December 03, 2004, 05:11:06 AM
Era,

You timid cacophony of dynamic order, you are  the other kid.
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Post by: EraPassing on December 03, 2004, 05:20:37 AM
*shakes head and sighs*

You are irreversibly a fool, aini.

Stop piggy-backing on Llama.

I'm scarcely, in any way, shape, or form, "timid".

I'm not a Discordian, and I've said so multiple times - so attempting to insult me with "order" is one of the stupidest things you've ever posted, and given your track record for stupid posts so far, that's saying a lot.
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Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 03, 2004, 05:26:43 AM
*thinks aini picked the wrong chick to mess with this time*

*puts a bag of popcorn in the microwave*
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Post by: Nikoli Volkoff on December 03, 2004, 05:28:29 AM
*sits back to join the Comrade Commander*
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Post by: saint aini on December 03, 2004, 05:33:06 AM
*sits back and nibbles on a cookie**
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Post by: EraPassing on December 03, 2004, 05:37:22 AM
As I was saying before aini decided to show off her extreme lack of worthiness...

I miss Rog, and I want him to come back.

Pass me some popcorn, Bishounen Boy.
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Post by: Horab Fibslager on December 03, 2004, 09:19:10 AM
roger's demands are as follows(annotated version)

kill teh fairy.

no he didn't tell me that direct.

i got it off teh pmln
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Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 03, 2004, 03:03:03 PM
*throws popcorn at E.P. in a fit of drunken pique*

:lol:
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Post by: EraPassing on December 03, 2004, 06:42:45 PM
*glares narrow-eyed, and bites the burdie*
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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on December 03, 2004, 06:46:34 PM
Quote from: EraPassing*shakes head and sighs*

You are irreversibly a fool, aini.

Stop piggy-backing on Llama.

I'm scarcely, in any way, shape, or form, "timid".

I'm not a Discordian, and I've said so multiple times - so attempting to insult me with "order" is one of the stupidest things you've ever posted, and given your track record for stupid posts so far, that's saying a lot.

You tell her!

Actually those of us Discordians are really not bothered by such insults either, since order and disorder are both necessary to chaos.

I believe that you, Era, are one of the most intelligent newcomers to these forums we have had in a while. Heh.

Now back to "killing the fairy" ...Our irregularly scheduled program.
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Post by: Bob the Mediocre on December 03, 2004, 07:26:05 PM
Quote from: ainiEra,

You timid cacophony of dynamic order, you are  the other kid.

You [randomname] of [randomname]!

Might help just a little if you took just a few more seconds thinking of better stuff to say.[/size}
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Post by: LMNO on December 03, 2004, 07:36:43 PM
Sounds like fun!

You malversation of empyrean!
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Post by: EraPassing on December 03, 2004, 10:39:07 PM
You wriggling puppy of potato stroganoff!
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Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 03, 2004, 11:23:29 PM
you perfunctory headlouse of tubeless tire sealant!
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Post by: EraPassing on December 03, 2004, 11:31:45 PM
You wretched shoehorn of a diseased gobstopper!
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Post by: Efrim on December 03, 2004, 11:43:49 PM
Roger is alive and well despite whatever he may tell any of you.
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Post by: EraPassing on December 03, 2004, 11:58:57 PM
Efrim, you firm example of a friend's middleman, you are the other friend.
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Post by: Wishfarple on December 04, 2004, 12:02:45 AM
Where has Rev. Roger gone?  
Long time passing.
Where has Rev. Roger gone?
Long time ago.
Where has Rev. Roger gone?
He's gone after young girls, every one.
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?
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Post by: EraPassing on December 04, 2004, 12:10:40 AM
ROG!  ROG IS HERE!  I SEE ROG!

*pounces and bites his head in an excess of excitement*
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 04, 2004, 12:11:51 AM
Quote from: EraPassingROG!  ROG IS HERE!  I SEE ROG!

*pounces and bites his head in an excess of excitement*

*clonk*

Hardhats ROOL.
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Post by: EraPassing on December 04, 2004, 12:13:52 AM
*claps hand to mouth*
Gof dabbit, Rosh.
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 04, 2004, 12:15:17 AM
Quote from: EraPassing*claps hand to mouth*
Gof dabbit, Rosh.

I even put a whoopie light on top to warn you.  Look before you leap.

I have another rant percolating...
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Post by: saint aini on December 04, 2004, 04:24:33 AM
I know that my Reverend lives;
O the sweet joy this sentence gives!
He lives, he lives, who once was dead;
he lives, my ever living Head.

He lives triumphant from the grave,
he lives eternally to save,
he lives all-glorious in the sky,
he lives exalted there on high.

He lives to bless me with his love,
he lives to plead for me above.
he lives my hungry soul to feed,
he lives to help in time of need.

He lives to grant me rich supply,
he lives to guide me with His eye,
je lives to comfort me when faint,
he lives to hear my soul's complaint.

He lives to silence all my fears,
he lives to wipe away my tears
he lives to calm my troubled heart,
he lives all blessings to impart.

He lives, my kind, wise, heavenly Friend,
he lives and loves me to the end;
he lives, and while he lives, I'll sing;
he lives, my Prophet, Priest, and King.

He lives and grants me daily breath;
he lives, and I shall conquer death:
he lives my mansion to prepare;
he lives to bring me safely there.

He lives, all glory to his Name!
he lives, my Roger, still the same.
oh, the sweet joy this sentence gives,
I know that my Reverend lives!



You may remain standing.

or not
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Post by: Horab Fibslager on December 04, 2004, 09:54:53 AM
thegood lady has forsaken us.


damn.
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Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 04, 2004, 02:57:54 PM
wow.

that was fucking crap.
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Post by: saint aini on December 04, 2004, 03:30:57 PM
So, if we can so easily adapt a christian hymn to speak about Roger, does that mean Roger is Jesus?

Here's the original...

Quote from: Samuel Medley (1738-1799), 1775
I know that my Redeemer lives;
O the sweet joy this sentence gives!
He lives, he lives, who once was dead;
he lives, my ever living Head.

He lives triumphant from the grave,
he lives eternally to save,
he lives all-glorious in the sky,
he lives exalted there on high.

He lives to bless me with his love,
he lives to plead for me above.
he lives my hungry soul to feed,
he lives to help in time of need.

He lives to grant me rich supply,
he lives to guide me with His eye,
je lives to comfort me when faint,
he lives to hear my soul's complaint.

He lives to silence all my fears,
he lives to wipe away my tears
he lives to calm my troubled heart,
he lives all blessings to impart.

He lives, my kind, wise, heavenly Friend,
he lives and loves me to the end;
he lives, and while he lives, I'll sing;
he lives, my Prophet, Priest, and King.

He lives and grants me daily breath;
he lives, and I shall conquer death:
he lives my mansion to prepare;
he lives to bring me safely there.

He lives, all glory to his Name!
he lives, my Jesus, still the same.
oh, the sweet joy this sentence gives,
I know that my Redeemer lives!

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Post by: Ben on December 04, 2004, 05:47:11 PM
Okay, the gigs up.  Roger is Jesus Christ.
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Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 04, 2004, 07:30:28 PM
geez...that's too bad...I kinda liked Rog....
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Post by: saint aini on December 04, 2004, 07:35:39 PM
But Rog is the Messiah!

He comes to save us!
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Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 04, 2004, 07:39:18 PM
I don't recall ever wanting to be saved....
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Post by: saint aini on December 04, 2004, 07:50:48 PM
Too bad...

Roger is the messiah.

He will save us.

he is the emanuel promised throughout the ages.
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Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 04, 2004, 08:13:45 PM
I don't care who he is...if anyone tries to save my soul, I'm gonna stab their eyes out...

8)
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Post by: EraPassing on December 04, 2004, 08:27:09 PM
:evil:   Fine!  Next time I see your soul tied to a railroad track, and there's a train coming, I am so leaving it there!
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Post by: CannedLizard on December 04, 2004, 08:29:57 PM
Quote from: EraPassing:evil:   Fine!  Next time I see your soul tied to a railroad track, and there's a train coming, I am so leaving it there!

God, that is so going to end up being a Christian parable. AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!
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Post by: EraPassing on December 04, 2004, 08:35:47 PM
Me = the anti-Good Samaritan
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Post by: saint aini on December 04, 2004, 08:44:39 PM
And me the anti-John the baptist.
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Post by: Wishfarple on December 04, 2004, 09:11:44 PM
Quote from: ainiAnd me the anti-John the baptist.

You're king Herod?
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Post by: saint aini on December 04, 2004, 10:23:23 PM
I'm anti-John the Baptist because I'm a girl and I came after the dude I was supposed to herald.
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Post by: Efrim on December 04, 2004, 10:28:35 PM
You people are mad. MAD I SAY! Roger is mere flesh and blood. He lives down the street from me in a red house.
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Post by: Wishfarple on December 04, 2004, 11:07:52 PM
So what're you saying, Efrim?  Roger isn't the Messiah?  But if Roger isn't, and YOU'RE the one who KNOWS that, it must make YOU the Messiah!  

Pra' Efrim!
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Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 04, 2004, 11:41:44 PM
speak for yourselves...I don't need or want a messiah....I'm perfectly capable of saving my own damn soul, should I decide that it's worth getting off the couch for...

8)
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Post by: saint aini on December 04, 2004, 11:44:23 PM
Jesus was flesh.
Roger is flesh.
Ergo Roger is Jesus.
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Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 04, 2004, 11:46:03 PM
one major difference:

Roger actually exists.

I think.

8)
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Post by: Wishfarple on December 04, 2004, 11:48:16 PM
Quote from: ainiJesus was flesh.
Roger is flesh.
Ergo Roger is Jesus.

Liberace was a man.
Roger is a man.  
Ergo, Roger is a homosexual piano player.
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Post by: saint aini on December 04, 2004, 11:51:08 PM
Ergo Roger is a gay piano playing Messiah.
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Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 04, 2004, 11:55:58 PM
O. M. F. G.

aini is an annoying post whore

Mssr. Von Kleist was an annoying post whore

ergo,


AINI IS CARL ERIC VON KLEIST!!!!!!

8)
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Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on December 05, 2004, 12:26:41 AM
do you think the same method that got rid of Compositus will get rid of her?
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Post by: Wishfarple on December 05, 2004, 12:28:29 AM
Whoa, I missed something.  Last time I was here C&C seemed like a decent human.  Did he go bozotic in the interim?
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Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on December 05, 2004, 12:30:34 AM
Quote from: Llama Wishfart RinpocheWhoa, I missed something.  Last time I was here C&C seemed like a decent human.  Did he go bozotic in the interim?

Compositus was a whiny little bitch.


now we need a hurricane (or 4) to blow through Aini's neck of the woods...
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Post by: gnimbley on December 05, 2004, 12:32:57 AM
I like phaeries.

They make pretty pictures in the sky when they drip
fairy dust all around at twilight.

And they have cookies.
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Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on December 05, 2004, 12:34:13 AM
ninjas ahve cookies too, super happy fun hello kitty cookies, and vibators...we usually package them together.
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Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 05, 2004, 12:34:41 AM
Quote from: Llama Wishfart RinpocheWhoa, I missed something.  Last time I was here C&C seemed like a decent human.  Did he go bozotic in the interim?
yeah, he was a decent human....but he was also an annoying post-whore...

sorta like aini, except he's human...

8)
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Post by: gnimbley on December 05, 2004, 01:12:49 AM
Quote from: Deltidoninjas ahve cookies too, super happy fun hello kitty cookies, and vibators...we usually package them together.

yeah, but you keep them all to yourselves.

greedy little ninjas.
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Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on December 05, 2004, 01:34:43 AM
you can't hand a ninja cookie.
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Post by: Cain on December 05, 2004, 03:01:11 AM
Quote from: Deltidoyou can't hand a ninja cookie.

Are they the ones withthe hidden blades? They can be fun to put in cookie jars, but you have to remember that you put them in when you go for a late night snack...
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Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on December 05, 2004, 05:04:31 AM
Quote from: Scribe
Quote from: Deltidoyou can't hand a ninja cookie.

Are they the ones withthe hidden blades? They can be fun to put in cookie jars, but you have to remember that you put them in when you go for a late night snack...

actually, due to union regulations we have to put caltrops in the cookies now.
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Post by: Bob the Mediocre on December 05, 2004, 05:07:27 AM
That was you? Damnit, it's your fault everyone thinks I got a hardcore tounge piercing!
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Post by: saint aini on December 05, 2004, 05:58:54 AM
Hey turd ball...

You post 27 times per day.

I post only 10.

Who's the post whore?
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Post by: Horab Fibslager on December 05, 2004, 06:20:05 AM
you're average is determined from teh day you signed up.

if you signed up three year sa go and suddenyl created 4000 posts in a singel day, your avg per day would show as ~1.
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Post by: beholderofl on December 05, 2004, 06:22:51 AM
I'm a post whore also. I post 13 times per day.  I still pimping pwn aini.
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Post by: Zorga, Oracle of Rum on December 05, 2004, 07:59:05 AM
Quote from: Deltidoninjas ahve cookies too, super happy fun hello kitty cookies, and vibators...we usually package them together.
Ninjas also have cheese cake at every opportunity.
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Post by: Horab Fibslager on December 05, 2004, 08:06:07 AM
it's true.

i love cheesecake.
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Post by: Zorga, Oracle of Rum on December 05, 2004, 08:17:05 AM
It's good, isn't it?
Bella bought me a pumpkin cheese cake for my birthday one year.
It tasted like pumpkin pie, only much much better.
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Post by: Horab Fibslager on December 05, 2004, 08:21:00 AM
cheese cake with cherry sauce- cherry bits removed, is one of my alltime pleasures.
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Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 05, 2004, 03:19:07 PM
Quote from: ainiHey turd ball...

You post 27 times per day.

I post only 10.

Who's the post whore?

hey faerie (no insultative suffix needed)...

you post with the sole intention of growing out your e-penis...

I post because I have something to say, regardless of how banal or inane it might be....

so, you're still the post whore.

8)

edit: the other factor in this equation is that there are people on this board who seem to occasionally enjoy drawing me into conversation, so I have to reply to posts directed at me, instead of just sitting in the middle of 1kbwc screaming for attention...
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Post by: saint aini on December 05, 2004, 06:29:54 PM
Turd,
I am responding to you... I am not a post whore today.
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Post by: saint aini on December 05, 2004, 06:33:23 PM
P.S. Do you realize how much time you have spent arguing about post whoring when all of us could just be adding to the wealth of discord present?
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Post by: Cain on December 05, 2004, 06:37:29 PM
Its practice for other forums, where real discord can be done. :D
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Post by: saint aini on December 05, 2004, 06:40:37 PM
So, Scribe, you mean to say that this is where we come to see order in chaos?
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Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 05, 2004, 08:00:47 PM
it's like football practice...we're all on the same team (more or less), but we gotta practice on each other so we can be as effective as possible when we go out and fuck shit up in the real world...

BTW: Aini, you almost don't totally suck when you're not being an irritating post-whore...why is that such an infrequent thing?

8)
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Post by: Horab Fibslager on December 05, 2004, 08:04:13 PM
i once said almost the same thing to k, but then aini wen tand proved me wrong.

i reckon aini is even worse in real life, if that were possible.
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Post by: Cain on December 05, 2004, 08:11:51 PM
Quote from: ainiSo, Scribe, you mean to say that this is where we come to see order in chaos?

Er...yes? :?
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Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 05, 2004, 10:01:16 PM
Quote from: noh bahdyi once said almost the same thing to k, but then aini wen tand proved me wrong.

i reckon aini is even worse in real life, if that were possible.

I reckon that aini might be somebody's troll who we haven't seen much of here lately....

8)
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Post by: saint aini on December 05, 2004, 10:08:49 PM
I reckon I best be taking the noon train.
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Post by: Mighty Cthulu of R'yleh on December 06, 2004, 07:43:27 AM
I HAVE EATEN The Good Reverend Roger.


He wore pants! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Post by: saint aini on December 06, 2004, 08:20:53 AM
How did the Messiah on Rye taste?
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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on December 06, 2004, 06:46:33 PM
Quote from: Mighty Cthulu of R'ylehI HAVE EATEN The Good Reverend Roger.


He wore pants! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Just wait until the indigestion rips through you, ole boy!
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Post by: EraPassing on December 06, 2004, 07:55:47 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Mighty Cthulu of R'ylehI HAVE EATEN The Good Reverend Roger.


He wore pants! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Just wait until the indigestion rips through you, ole boy!

Literally.
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Post by: Prickly on December 07, 2004, 01:26:05 PM
You know, I actually kinda like aini.

Perhaps I've missed a thread?
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Post by: fluffy on December 07, 2004, 04:18:20 PM
Quote from: PricklyYou know, I actually kinda like aini.

Perhaps I've missed a thread?


nah, you didn't miss anything
aini went on a tear to get into the top ten
must have been bored
really bored
horab tore into her
she tore back
some people joined in
mostly on horab side
it got really ugly
and really annoying
and maybe they are confining it to one thread now
we hope so
because it wasn't any fun to read all that crap
i like the fairy too
but i especially like prickly porcupines
::nudge, nudge::
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Post by: Horab Fibslager on December 07, 2004, 05:40:28 PM
apparently fluffy missed it too.
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Post by: illusion on December 07, 2004, 05:43:09 PM
Quote from: fluffy
Quote from: PricklyYou know, I actually kinda like aini.

Perhaps I've missed a thread?


nah, you didn't miss anything
aini went on a tear to get into the top ten
must have been bored
really bored
horab tore into her
she tore back
some people joined in
mostly on horab side
it got really ugly
and really annoying
and maybe they are confining it to one thread now
we hope so
because it wasn't any fun to read all that crap
i like the fairy too
but i especially like prickly porcupines
::nudge, nudge::
There was more going on than you realize, Fluffy.
She's been sending Bella annoying pm's for quite some time now.
Not everything that happens on this forum happens in the public eye.
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Post by: Horab Fibslager on December 07, 2004, 05:47:11 PM
tehre was also the whole thign before she went on a spamming spree.

and hte mimic account.

i didn't much mind her before. but now i'm between dislike and indifference.

which is to say it was mildly amusing to watch her burn herself, right up until she started patronizing and mocking ds, and creating a pisspoor mimic account.
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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on December 07, 2004, 06:30:26 PM
Quote from: PricklyYou know, I actually kinda like aini.

Perhaps I've missed a thread?

Oh....We all LOVE aini, of course. But just wait until she tries to unbend your quarters, Prickly. Then what? What will Bubba do when all the quarters have been unbent? Huh? Tell us. What will Bubba do? I certainly do NOT have enough tequila to entertain Bubba after aini has unbended all of the quarters and has taken away all of his prairie squid.

The horror.

That is why aini must be stopped.
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Post by: fluffy on December 07, 2004, 07:23:24 PM
Quote from: illusion
Quote from: fluffy
Quote from: PricklyYou know, I actually kinda like aini.

Perhaps I've missed a thread?


nah, you didn't miss anything
aini went on a tear to get into the top ten
must have been bored
really bored
horab tore into her
she tore back
some people joined in
mostly on horab side
it got really ugly
and really annoying
and maybe they are confining it to one thread now
we hope so
because it wasn't any fun to read all that crap
i like the fairy too
but i especially like prickly porcupines
::nudge, nudge::
There was more going on than you realize, Fluffy.
She's been sending Bella annoying pm's for quite some time now.
Not everything that happens on this forum happens in the public eye.


well, you know me
i'm just a bunny
i don't read other people's mail
you need that new homeland security guy, kafka, if you want that
if it ain't orange, it ain't a carrot
i'm not sure what that has to do with anything, but i thought i'd say it anyway
phhhffffffffttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oops
sorry
that just sort of slipped out
i ate some of the gnome's homemade chili
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Post by: Bella on December 07, 2004, 08:09:59 PM
It's okay, Fluffy.
How were you to know what was happening behind the scenes?
Anyway.....it's all water under the bridge at this point.

I've moved on  and she's leaving me alone........except for copying my location, that is.  :roll:
Which I actually find amusing.
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Post by: fluffy on December 07, 2004, 09:46:14 PM

she moved to california and xeroxed it?!?!?
wouldn't you need a rather large sheet of paper?
i think i need a nappy nap
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 07, 2004, 11:04:55 PM
Quote from: ainiHow did the Messiah on Rye taste?

NOT a messiah.

The Good Rev,
Won't get roped into THAT gig.
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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on December 08, 2004, 06:30:32 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomIt's okay, Fluffy.
How were you to know what was happening behind the scenes?
Anyway.....it's all water under the bridge at this point.

I've moved on  and she's leaving me alone........except for copying my location, that is.  :roll:
Which I actually find amusing.

Do not worry. Between you and my new brand of servitors, aini's attempts should fail, should she continue.
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Post by: Horab Fibslager on December 08, 2004, 06:31:32 AM
aini who?
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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on December 08, 2004, 06:33:16 AM
Quote from: Generalissimo Fibslageraini who?

aini the fairy who sprinkles her cocaine everywhere...
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Post by: saint aini on December 08, 2004, 06:38:20 AM
There is a difference between fairy dust and cocaine.

cocaine is a violent hard core drug that will make you kill

the worst fairy dust can do you is cause you to prance about in a tutu or sprint naked.
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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on December 08, 2004, 06:40:02 AM
Quote from: ainiThere is a difference between fairy dust and cocaine.

cocaine is a violent hard core drug that will make you kill

the worst fairy dust can do you is cause you to prance about in a tutu or sprint naked.

Nah. You've confused your cocaine/fairy dust with PCP.
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Post by: Guido Finucci on December 08, 2004, 06:41:31 AM
Quote from: ainicocaine is a violent hard core drug that will make you kill

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I think someone has had too much FUD on their conrnflakes this morning.

I have not tried cocaine and nor do I plan to but the whole violence and killing thing is a bit much.
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Post by: saint aini on December 08, 2004, 06:41:53 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: ainiHow did the Messiah on Rye taste?

NOT a messiah.

The Good Rev,
Won't get roped into THAT gig.

I was talking to the Cthulhu.

Besides, you are my Messiah.
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Post by: Guido Finucci on December 08, 2004, 06:43:09 AM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCNah. You've confused your cocaine/fairy dust with PCP.

To be fair, confusing Angel Dust and Fairy Dust is an understandable mistake.


Once.
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Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 08, 2004, 03:06:50 PM
Quote from: ainiThere is a difference between fairy dust and cocaine.

cocaine is a violent hard core drug that will make you kill

the worst fairy dust can do you is cause you to prance about in a tutu or sprint naked.

YUO=TARD

Coke doesn't make people violent killers...people being violent killers makes people violent killers....at worst, coke just makes them a little more irritable after they come down...

not that you've EVER known what you were talking about...

and BTW, personally, I'd rather turn into a deranged killer than prance around in a tutu...
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