... has it ever occurred to you that you FUCKING NEED A MOMMY?
I was just looking up a science book someone recommended, and, always curious, I clicked on the sole one-star review. This is what it says:
QuoteThis was a little to complicated for me. Everyhting was explained by science etc. I don't think an avarage person would enjoy this at all.
http://www.amazon.com/Zebras-Dont-Ulcers-Third-Edition/product-reviews/0805073698/ref=cm_cr_pr_hist_1?ie=UTF8&filterBy=addOneStar&showViewpoints=0
I feel like this sums up everything. Perfectly.
Things like this make me feel better about my misanthropy.
Yeah. I saw that and just went "Oh. That's right. THAT's what people are all about."
Here comes Honey Boo Boo. :x
They do, Nigel, they need a Mommy.
And it's you.
And Mother loves them ever so much.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 09, 2012, 03:32:42 AM
They do, Nigel, they need a Mommy.
And it's you.
And Mother loves them ever so much.
Not sure if :horrormirth: or just plain :lulz:
This is why I support dumb-shaming.
If someone thinks fucking Brazil is in Asia (true story) it is not considered overly rude to exclaim some snarky in disbelief.
IF you don't understand it, get on my level. I will do the same if I am being dumb.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 09, 2012, 03:32:42 AM
They do, Nigel, they need a Mommy.
And it's you.
And Mother loves them ever so much.
My eyes light up
AT THE SIGHT OF MY DARLINGS.
Quote from: Man Green on October 09, 2012, 04:56:12 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 09, 2012, 03:32:42 AM
They do, Nigel, they need a Mommy.
And it's you.
And Mother loves them ever so much.
My eyes light up
AT THE SIGHT OF MY DARLINGS.
ohfuqhidehideHIDE!
And then the Nigels' grin went all the way around.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 09, 2012, 12:56:33 PM
And then the Nigels' grin went all the way around.
And all the bad little childrens' bones fell out.
:)
Quote from: hunter s.durden on October 09, 2012, 04:53:52 AM
This is why I support dumb-shaming.
If someone thinks fucking Brazil is in Asia (true story) it is not considered overly rude to exclaim some snarky in disbelief.
IF you don't understand it, get on my level. I will do the same if I am being dumb.
WATAt the same time, a lot of people around here seemed to think that Africa was a country before the Arab Spring. And other things like Canada being part of Europe etc.
WAIT WAIT WAIT
Canada isn't part of Europe? :?
Quote from: Man Green on October 10, 2012, 07:23:29 AM
WAIT WAIT WAIT
Canada isn't part of Europe? :?
Nope. They're just prospecting for the club, but they'll never get voted in as a fully patched member.
Quote from: Man Green on October 10, 2012, 07:23:29 AM
WAIT WAIT WAIT
Canada isn't part of Europe? :?
Not all Iron Curtain nations were in Europe, Nigel.
A student of mine was very confident that Brazil was going to win the European Cup earlier this summer, despite the obvious geographical difficulties this presented.
Quote from: Cain on October 10, 2012, 04:55:49 PM
A student of mine was very confident that Brazil was going to win the European Cup earlier this summer, despite the obvious geographical difficulties this presented.
A girl in my A-Level biology class during a discussion of human reproduction asked why couldn't we eat human eggs.
Annnnnnnd.....
The same girl went on a school ski trip. They were on a long bus ride somewhere in Europe. She woke up from her slumber, saw a large castle/chateau with a huge wall and asked "Is that the Great Wall of China?"
Quote from: Mangrove on October 10, 2012, 06:14:07 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 10, 2012, 04:55:49 PM
A student of mine was very confident that Brazil was going to win the European Cup earlier this summer, despite the obvious geographical difficulties this presented.
A girl in my A-Level biology class during a discussion of human reproduction asked why couldn't we eat human eggs.
Annnnnnnd.....
The same girl went on a school ski trip. They were on a long bus ride somewhere in Europe. She woke up from her slumber, saw a large castle/chateau with a huge wall and asked "Is that the Great Wall of China?"
Proper response: "Yes. We're lost."
Quote from: Mangrove on October 10, 2012, 06:14:07 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 10, 2012, 04:55:49 PM
A student of mine was very confident that Brazil was going to win the European Cup earlier this summer, despite the obvious geographical difficulties this presented.
A girl in my A-Level biology class during a discussion of human reproduction asked why couldn't we eat human eggs.
Annnnnnnd.....
The same girl went on a school ski trip. They were on a long bus ride somewhere in Europe. She woke up from her slumber, saw a large castle/chateau with a huge wall and asked "Is that the Great Wall of China?"
You had a biology class with Kelly Bundy?
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 10, 2012, 06:17:07 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on October 10, 2012, 06:14:07 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 10, 2012, 04:55:49 PM
A student of mine was very confident that Brazil was going to win the European Cup earlier this summer, despite the obvious geographical difficulties this presented.
A girl in my A-Level biology class during a discussion of human reproduction asked why couldn't we eat human eggs.
Annnnnnnd.....
The same girl went on a school ski trip. They were on a long bus ride somewhere in Europe. She woke up from her slumber, saw a large castle/chateau with a huge wall and asked "Is that the Great Wall of China?"
Proper response: "Yes. We're lost."
:lol:
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on October 10, 2012, 11:09:48 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on October 10, 2012, 06:14:07 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 10, 2012, 04:55:49 PM
A student of mine was very confident that Brazil was going to win the European Cup earlier this summer, despite the obvious geographical difficulties this presented.
A girl in my A-Level biology class during a discussion of human reproduction asked why couldn't we eat human eggs.
Annnnnnnd.....
The same girl went on a school ski trip. They were on a long bus ride somewhere in Europe. She woke up from her slumber, saw a large castle/chateau with a huge wall and asked "Is that the Great Wall of China?"
You had a biology class with Kelly Bundy?
Sadly no. If Christina Applegate was showing up in my biology classes, I would've taken more interest. I think my biology teacher said something along the lines of: "No Claire....we don't eat human eggs because it's not economically viable."
Quote from: Mangrove on October 11, 2012, 06:32:22 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on October 10, 2012, 11:09:48 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on October 10, 2012, 06:14:07 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 10, 2012, 04:55:49 PM
A student of mine was very confident that Brazil was going to win the European Cup earlier this summer, despite the obvious geographical difficulties this presented.
A girl in my A-Level biology class during a discussion of human reproduction asked why couldn't we eat human eggs.
Annnnnnnd.....
The same girl went on a school ski trip. They were on a long bus ride somewhere in Europe. She woke up from her slumber, saw a large castle/chateau with a huge wall and asked "Is that the Great Wall of China?"
You had a biology class with Kelly Bundy?
Sadly no. If Christina Applegate was showing up in my biology classes, I would've taken more interest. I think my biology teacher said something along the lines of: "No Claire....we don't eat human eggs because it's not economically viable."
Kelly Bundy without the looks or the bong hits. :cry: :cry: :cry:
I can't tell anymore if it's genetics or the lack of effort (laziness) in educating oneself. :?