If your election lasts longer than 4 hours, or you have a painful election, see your doctor.
Average time it takes to report and election that won't go away is 24 hours. This corresponds perfectly with average supply/useage of personal lubricant.
If you tend to lose your election too quickly, you may be suffering from poll exhaustion.
Ask your doctor if your body is healty enough to maintain an election.
Eww. Elections are gross.
If you can only manage to get an election while drunk (or otherwise intoxicated), mark an appointment with your doctor.
The term election is most often used to refer to an election of the penis. During an election, a valve stops urine from entering the urethra so that only semen flows along it. This is why it is very difficult for a man to urinate when he is having an election.
This entire thread is racist.
The people behind the ÆØÅ song did this, and it's very thread-relevant. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4waVhT1euQo)
Is belgium stuck in the 80s? :lulz:
Quote from: American Jackal on October 10, 2012, 02:14:17 AM
Is belgium stuck in the 80s? :lulz:
The future looked too scary for us, so we simply decided to keep it from ever arriving here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Bzvm7zd4Z-s
If you are having election troubles, please consult your doctor before watching.