Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 09, 2012, 02:08:34 AM

Title: If your election...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 09, 2012, 02:08:34 AM
If your election lasts longer than 4 hours, or you have a painful election, see your doctor.
Title: Re: If your election...
Post by: Richter on October 09, 2012, 02:30:02 AM
Average time it takes to report and election that won't go away is 24 hours.  This corresponds perfectly with average supply/useage of personal lubricant.
Title: Re: If your election...
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on October 09, 2012, 03:18:55 AM
If you tend to lose your election too quickly, you may be suffering from poll exhaustion.
Title: Re: If your election...
Post by: Eater of Clowns on October 09, 2012, 03:27:53 AM
Ask your doctor if your body is healty enough to maintain an election.
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Post by: MMMW on October 09, 2012, 06:28:15 PM
Eww. Elections are gross.
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Post by: Sano on October 10, 2012, 12:38:34 AM
If you can only manage to get an election while drunk (or otherwise intoxicated), mark an appointment with your doctor.
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Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on October 10, 2012, 01:07:01 AM
The term election is most often used to refer to an election of the penis. During an election, a valve stops urine from entering the urethra so that only semen flows along it. This is why it is very difficult for a man to urinate when he is having an election.
Title: Re: If your election...
Post by: Don Coyote on October 10, 2012, 01:15:08 AM
This entire thread is racist.
Title: Re: If your election...
Post by: Lenin McCarthy on October 10, 2012, 01:59:35 AM
The people behind the ÆØÅ song did this, and it's very thread-relevant. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4waVhT1euQo)
Title: Re: If your election...
Post by: Don Coyote on October 10, 2012, 02:14:17 AM
Is belgium stuck in the 80s? :lulz:
Title: Re: If your election...
Post by: Lenin McCarthy on October 10, 2012, 02:33:49 AM
Quote from: American Jackal on October 10, 2012, 02:14:17 AM
Is belgium stuck in the 80s? :lulz:
The future looked too scary for us, so we simply decided to keep it from ever arriving here.
Title: Re: If your election...
Post by: ThatGreenGentleman on October 10, 2012, 04:23:24 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Bzvm7zd4Z-s

If you are having election troubles, please consult your doctor before watching.