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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: B23.77 on November 19, 2004, 01:44:45 AM

Title: Can't you just let the Good Rev die?
Post by: B23.77 on November 19, 2004, 01:44:45 AM
He's dead!  Gone!  Kaput!  Beyond the average sabatical.  
He's dead!
Roger is dead.
Sniff.
Died in a car crash.
Always said that he was shamefully addicted to speed.
Snort.
Bella is our only hope.

Bring him back to life Lady Bella.

Make him live like Frankenstein on gasoline.

Zombifie him, oh QUEENie.
Title: Can't you just let the Good Rev die?
Post by: B23.77 on November 19, 2004, 03:28:35 AM
Or not.
Title: Can't you just let the Good Rev die?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 19, 2004, 03:44:38 AM
for fuck's sake, man...they give you that adderol prescription for a reason...now take your meds and simmer down....
















or are you just trying to be one of those assclowns who tries to get the last post for the entire board at the same time?






















'Cause I did that once, and believe me, it's not as cool as you think it is...

8)
Title: Can't you just let the Good Rev die?
Post by: B23.77 on November 19, 2004, 03:58:16 AM
New reports show HE IS STILL ALIVE.  *Takes a pill and fills up the board with #not spam#*
Title: Can't you just let the Good Rev die?
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on November 19, 2004, 05:18:12 AM
Quote from: Turd Fergusonfor fuck's sake, man...they give you that adderol prescription for a reason...now take your meds and simmer down....
















or are you just trying to be one of those assclowns who tries to get the last post for the entire board at the same time?






















'Cause I did that once, and believe me, it's not as cool as you think it is...

8)

Yes it is.
Title: Re: Can't you just let the Good Rev die?
Post by: Bella on November 19, 2004, 09:13:12 AM
Quote from: BHe's dead!  Gone!  Kaput!  Beyond the average sabatical.  
He's dead!
Roger is dead.
Sniff.
Died in a car crash.
Always said that he was shamefully addicted to speed.
Snort.
Bella is our only hope.

Bring him back to life Lady Bella.

Make him live like Frankenstein on gasoline.

Zombifie him, oh QUEENie.
Goodie! I've been looking for an excuse to Zombifie the Good Reverend. (Not to mention, all the rest of you, too.) :twisted:

::Bella whips out her cauldron and dons her new necklace of carved bats and honey jade.
She assembles assorted potions and unmentionable substances, mumbles words of arcane mystery and dances around the fire with her sisters::

There......it's done and he'll be back in short order.
As soon as he completes his first mission as a zombie - that of "liberating" all the tequila in Illinois and bringing it to moi.
Title: Can't you just let the Good Rev die?
Post by: Z³ on November 19, 2004, 09:49:53 AM
Zombies are a lot like Kim Chee, you have to bury them long enough to let them ferment a little bit, then dig them back up to get eaten.
Title: Can't you just let the Good Rev die?
Post by: CannedLizard on November 19, 2004, 01:15:14 PM
You call this a longer than normal sabbatical? What about after "I'm Outta Here", and his holiday at Fingerprints on the Mirror?
Title: Can't you just let the Good Rev die?
Post by: Z³ on November 19, 2004, 01:57:06 PM
Seriously, he must have the majority of this board wrapped around his little finger. Its barely been a week, and everybody is getting all worried.
Title: Can't you just let the Good Rev die?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 19, 2004, 02:34:16 PM
speak for yourself...I, for one, am thoroughly unconcerned....

8)
Title: Can't you just let the Good Rev die?
Post by: Z³ on November 19, 2004, 02:36:04 PM
Quiet, you.
Title: Can't you just let the Good Rev die?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 19, 2004, 02:38:14 PM
...

8)
Title: Can't you just let the Good Rev die?
Post by: Horab Fibslager on November 19, 2004, 03:24:28 PM
i'm not worried at all.

the good reverend,
can make sweet arboreal love all he wants to,
as long as he doesn't tell me the gory details.
Title: Can't you just let the Good Rev die?
Post by: EraPassing on November 19, 2004, 03:57:23 PM
I WANT HIM BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I miss The Rog!
*weeps piteously into a hankie*

EraPassing,
Is very much wrapped around Rog's finger.
Title: Can't you just let the Good Rev die?
Post by: Malaul on November 19, 2004, 04:13:37 PM
wait


Roger left the boards?
how did I miss that!?!
Title: Can't you just let the Good Rev die?
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on November 19, 2004, 04:22:12 PM
Quote from: -+Malaul+-wait


Roger left the boards?
how did I miss that!?!

He just hasn't been here in a while. I don't think he posted anything about leaving.
Title: Can't you just let the Good Rev die?
Post by: Bella on November 19, 2004, 05:31:49 PM
Quote from: -+Malaul+-wait


Roger left the boards?
how did I miss that!?!
You didn't miss anything.
Triple Z's correct.......he hasn't been gone long and he'll be back.
And nothing's wrong.

Now that he's a zombie, that is. :twisted:


PS: How long do you recommend I keep him in the ground before digging him back up, Zx3?
Title: Can't you just let the Good Rev die?
Post by: Bella on November 19, 2004, 05:32:49 PM
Quote from: -+Malaul+-wait


Roger left the boards?
how did I miss that!?!
You didn't miss anything.
Triple Z's correct.......he hasn't been gone long and he'll be back.
And nothing's wrong.

Now that he's a zombie, that is. :twisted:


PS: How long do you recommend I keep him in the ground before digging him back up, Zx3 and giving him to Era?
Title: Can't you just let the Good Rev die?
Post by: EraPassing on November 19, 2004, 05:42:17 PM
*perk*
Title: Can't you just let the Good Rev die?
Post by: Bella on November 19, 2004, 08:50:08 PM
You did such a great job of sounding piteous, Era.
And I figure that deserves a reward. :wink:

You'll have him back as soon as Triple Z says the timing is right.
Title: Can't you just let the Good Rev die?
Post by: Z³ on November 19, 2004, 09:52:37 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: -+Malaul+-wait


Roger left the boards?
how did I miss that!?!
You didn't miss anything.
Triple Z's correct.......he hasn't been gone long and he'll be back.
And nothing's wrong.

Now that he's a zombie, that is. :twisted:


PS: How long do you recommend I keep him in the ground before digging him back up, Zx3 and giving him to Era?

Give him about ten days to properly ripen, he's a pretty big guy.
Title: Can't you just let the Good Rev die?
Post by: Malaul on November 19, 2004, 10:26:03 PM
all I could think of wassa big buncha bananas that looked like roger
Title: Can't you just let the Good Rev die?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 19, 2004, 11:17:16 PM
I'd say that's appropriate, given his predilection for the banana smileys....

8)
Title: Can't you just let the Good Rev die?
Post by: Malaul on November 19, 2004, 11:22:38 PM
I think thats why I thought that actually
Title: Can't you just let the Good Rev die?
Post by: EraPassing on November 19, 2004, 11:49:20 PM
(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/banana.gif)(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/banana.gif)(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/banana.gif)
Title: Can't you just let the Good Rev die?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 19, 2004, 11:51:27 PM
oh god....they're breeding....

8)
Title: Can't you just let the Good Rev die?
Post by: EraPassing on November 19, 2004, 11:56:50 PM
A non-breeding banana:

(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/sadbanana.gif)
Title: Can't you just let the Good Rev die?
Post by: Malaul on November 20, 2004, 12:03:01 AM
that is a sad banana
Title: Can't you just let the Good Rev die?
Post by: Bella on November 20, 2004, 03:55:41 AM
Quote from: Z¬?
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomPS: How long do you recommend I keep him in the ground before digging him back up, Zx3 and giving him to Era?

Give him about ten days to properly ripen, he's a pretty big guy.
K, that sounds about right.
He shouldn't mind too much, as long as he has his pipe with him.
But I'm gonna need some earth moving equipment to dig a hole big enough for him.
Title: Can't you just let the Good Rev die?
Post by: Ben on November 20, 2004, 06:00:36 AM
Where is Rog?  I would feel guilty forever if he really died.
*hands Bella a tractor*
Title: Can't you just let the Good Rev die?
Post by: Bella on November 20, 2004, 06:15:13 AM
Oooh, a tractor. Thanks :twisted:

Rog is fine.
His schedule has changed, that's all.
And he'll be back again pretty soon.
Title: Can't you just let the Good Rev die?
Post by: Nikoli Volkoff on November 20, 2004, 07:23:09 AM
hands Bella a Trackstar


shrug i dont get it either... not enough sleep i guess
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2004, 10:41:17 AM
Quote from: EraPassingA non-breeding banana:

(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/sadbanana.gif)

A breeding banana:  (http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/idhitit.gif)
Title: Can't you just let the Good Rev die?
Post by: Nikoli Volkoff on November 20, 2004, 10:42:33 AM
LMFAO!!!! that RoXoRs
Title: Can't you just let the Good Rev die?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2004, 10:42:55 AM
Quote from: BellaOooh, a tractor. Thanks :twisted:

Rog is fine.
His schedule has changed, that's all.
And he'll be back again pretty soon.

Troof.  5am to 3pm, most days.

It would suck, excpet there's so many people to fuck with, and so many ways to do it.

(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/digtbk.gif)[/quote]
Title: Can't you just let the Good Rev die?
Post by: Bella on November 20, 2004, 05:08:16 PM
You do realize you were zombiefied during your brief absence, don't you, Rog?
Teach you to turn your back when there's zombies out and about. :twisted:

Now, you just settle down in this nice hole Triple Z and I dug for you and we'll let you out in about 10 days.
Title: Can't you just let the Good Rev die?
Post by: EraPassing on November 20, 2004, 06:30:27 PM
You have to do as Bella says, Rog, she promised me a Rog Zombie.
Title: Can't you just let the Good Rev die?
Post by: Z³ on November 20, 2004, 06:36:42 PM
I'll get the drugs.
Title: Can't you just let the Good Rev die?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 21, 2004, 11:30:00 AM
Quote from: EraPassingYou have to do as Bella says, Rog, she promised me a Rog Zombie.

Apparently, all these years as a zombie has been detrimental to Bella's memory...or her army is getting too big to keep track of me.

She zombified me more than a year ago, to sack Berwyn, Illinois.
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Post by: Nikoli Volkoff on November 21, 2004, 07:14:42 PM
So she Re-Zombified you... I mean you have to give your car regular maintanence right? why not your zombies...
Title: Can't you just let the Good Rev die?
Post by: Bella on November 21, 2004, 07:34:31 PM
Quote from: Z¬?I'll get the drugs.
Get some for me, too,k?
Roger's right....I did zombie him a year ago. D'oh Bella!

On second thought, though.....I'm gonna go with Nikoli's theory.
Yeah, that's it.  :P I don't need a new brain yet.
I'ts just that Roger needed maintenance. :wink:
Title: Can't you just let the Good Rev die?
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 23, 2004, 02:00:53 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Z¬?I'll get the drugs.
Get some for me, too,k?
Roger's right....I did zombie him a year ago. D'oh Bella!

On second thought, though.....I'm gonna go with Nikoli's theory.
Yeah, that's it.  :P I don't need a new brain yet.
I'ts just that Roger needed maintenance. :wink:

*Hands Bella the keys to one of Bush's secret meth labs. *
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