Hello, I'm old to everything
Though New to Life you maybe See,
There's THINGS
not things
to you and me
we'll travel throught the galaxy
A poem this a poem that,
raped by death in a corner cave
he carressed my brain slowly
in this here grave
Do thing mean something or are they blank paint?
My fucking paint BETTER be blank. I mean, that shit isn't cheap, and if I open the can and it's all full of writing, I'm gonna want my money back. I may even write a nasty letter to The Times.
And how do you wrangle having someone caress your rotting brain in your grave? Because I'd pay money for that, so I can make at least one more person miserable after I go.
Noob? :lulz:
Don't come barging in
With your rotten verse
SHUT THE HELL UP
And get back in the hearse
When we want a pack
Of Wretched Poetry
We'll call Dickenson
Or just, well, me.
Because...
Word salad
Isn't valid.
(meaningless arty space)
(annoying formatting)
Those who write on shithouse walls
Roll their shit
in
little balls...
I think that I never saw
A poem as lovely as a chainsaw.
The prick of the engineer, Scott,
Fell off from Saturnian rot.
He went to the basement
And made a replacement
Out of tungsten, and plastic, and snot.
Man Yellow,
Purveyor of Hardcore Classic Startrek Fanporn.
Without sounding vain
How can I say how perfect
This new Haiku is?
Mag, Mag,
You old hag
You slippery, slimey slut
The fungus grows
Between your toes
The worms crawl out of your butt
Before I'd climb
Your obese frame
And suck
Those festered tits
I'd drink a gallon
Of buzzard puke
And die
Of the drizzling shits
http://www.mudcat.org/@displaysong.cfm?SongID=6973
I got drunk last night
and today I feel like shit
just goes to show
what getting older will get you.
And now there's this fake n00b
with a poetry introduction thread
Posting once and then fucking off
what a jerk.
He wrote a poem
And then he fapped
And now he's gone
To take a nap
Who could he be?
Is he really new?
I don't give a fuck
So "Chromia", fuck you.
Word salad is not art
It's more like a verbal fart
Poetry requires more heart
So I'm calling...POPTART.
Do thing mean something
with more salad for eating
words are just for show.
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on October 09, 2012, 06:31:48 PM
Do thing mean something
with more salad for eating
words are just for show.
With art and the written word
Belgians can't be trusted
It's like their fjords...
OLD AND BUSTED.
Is everyone here like this? I just made a stupid poem, was tired out of my mind and posted. :aaa:
Quote from: Chromia on October 09, 2012, 06:55:17 PM
Is everyone here like this? I just made a stupid poem, was tired out of my mind and posted. :aaa:
Yes, we are:
1. Lovers of terrible poetry.
2. Terrible poets.
3. Terrorist poets.
We were just welcoming you, PD-style.
Quote from: Chromia on October 09, 2012, 06:55:17 PM
Is everyone here like this? I just made a stupid poem, was tired out of my mind and posted. :aaa:
Yes
You'll find
that
we
are
a
large
bunch of
asshats
why?
because
:notnice:
I like you guys more and more.
Quote from: Chromia on October 09, 2012, 07:33:44 PM
I like you guys more and more.
That's because we're really old, and most of our hate and rage leaked out in 2007. Honest.
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 09, 2012, 07:39:21 PM
Quote from: Chromia on October 09, 2012, 07:33:44 PM
I like you guys more and more.
That's because we're really old, and most of our hate and rage leaked out in 2007. Honest.
(http://www.buyzombie.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/its-a-trap.jpg)
Quote from: Chromia on October 09, 2012, 06:55:17 PM
Is everyone here like this? I just made a stupid poem, was tired out of my mind and posted. :aaa:
It hurts more if they ignore you.
This shit reads like my Lit textbook. :argh!:
Those who say theres no rhyme for orange
apparently have never had an orange binge
or ever got some finger singe
or ever saw the end of syringe
or mybe they just pronounce shit like a fucking frenchman
Bouncy, bouyant, steamy.
Quote from: Chromia on October 09, 2012, 06:55:17 PM
Is everyone here like this? I just made a stupid poem, was tired out of my mind and posted. :aaa:
Sometimes word salad gets ya roasted.
Hi. 8)
Quote from: Internet Jesus on October 09, 2012, 09:23:31 PM
Quote from: Chromia on October 09, 2012, 06:55:17 PM
Is everyone here like this? I just made a stupid poem, was tired out of my mind and posted. :aaa:
It hurts more if they ignore you.
Like
that ever happens.
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on October 10, 2012, 12:54:45 AM
Those who say theres no rhyme for orange
apparently have never had an orange binge
or ever got some finger singe
or ever saw the end of syringe
or mybe they just pronounce shit like a fucking frenchman
I tried to annoy the HF people by using 'Orange' in the rhyming poem game.
They rhymed it with porrige.
Quote from: Placid Dingo on October 14, 2012, 08:20:37 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on October 10, 2012, 12:54:45 AM
Those who say theres no rhyme for orange
apparently have never had an orange binge
or ever got some finger singe
or ever saw the end of syringe
or mybe they just pronounce shit like a fucking frenchman
I tried to annoy the HF people by using 'Orange' in the rhyming poem game.
They rhymed it with porrige.
A resilient people, they are. :lulz: