I made voodoo dolls for all of you and jammed pipe cleaners everywhere, and I fucking mean EVERYWHERE.
I stole your kids halloween stash and left only the Mallow Cups.
I signed you all up for the Best of the Late 90's Record of the Month club.
I secretly replaced all of your Pepsi with Tab.
Why?
Gas
I broke into your house and mispaired all your socks.
Pfft! My wife already does that.
I sewed shrimp in your trouser hemps.
I forged a vote in ballot and made you vote for Ron Paul.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 10, 2012, 12:49:13 AM
I made voodoo dolls for all of you and jammed pipe cleaners everywhere, and I fucking mean EVERYWHERE.
Oh, THAT'S what that was.
It wasn't exactly unpleasant.
I put you on the Arizona Tea Party email list.
I put sand in your KY.
I put mice in the radiator, and razors in the clay.
I shat in your shampoo. Now it's real poo
I sent chick tracts to all of your friends in your name.
I sent erectile dysfunction literature to your boss in your name.
And I put a sticker on the back bumper of your car: "PIGS SUCK".
I faked your phone number and texted pics of diseased genitals to your sister.
I mixed Jägermeister and absinth and made you drink it.
I filled the mustard jar in your fridge with Richter's special ghost chili vindaloo.
Quote from: Luna on October 11, 2012, 02:32:18 AM
I filled the mustard jar in your fridge with Richter's special ghost chili vindaloo.
<3
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 11, 2012, 02:52:34 AM
Quote from: Luna on October 11, 2012, 02:32:18 AM
I filled the mustard jar in your fridge with Richter's special ghost chili vindaloo.
<3
I took the "yeah, Roger's gonna like it" because what it's gonna do to your plumber? TOTALLY worth it.
I put a loaded handgun in your carry-on luggage.
I loaded your handgun with carrion!
I broke in to your apartment and rearranged your furniture, throwing off your feng shui.
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on October 11, 2012, 05:03:09 PM
I broke in to your apartment and rearranged your furniture, throwing off your feng shui.
:horrormirth: :argh!:
I PM'd the MGT, and then Marked All Read.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I started a drug thread.
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on October 11, 2012, 06:25:19 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I started a drug thread.
I see your drug thread and raise you a magick thread.
I stuffed your pipe with sub-par tobacco.
I told Eldora that you're single.
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 11, 2012, 06:51:42 PM
I told Eldora that you're single.
That's going TOO FAR. :argh!:
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 10, 2012, 12:49:13 AM
I made voodoo dolls for all of you and jammed pipe cleaners everywhere, and I fucking mean EVERYWHERE.
This explains a wound I have which does not heal.