Never, NEVER go to Tucson. Whatever the hell that is, never go there.
Quote from: Sano on October 11, 2012, 04:55:05 PM
Never, NEVER go to Tucson. Whatever the hell that is, never go there.
Why? It's awesome down here.
Okay, yeah, I can't sit down properly or walk straight, on account of being stung in the g'nads by a hornet, but that could happen ANYWHERE. Sure, we have weird fucking murders, insanely horrible car accidents, and more crazy people per square mile than even DC, but we also have loads of perverts.
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 11, 2012, 04:58:06 PM
Quote from: Sano on October 11, 2012, 04:55:05 PM
Never, NEVER go to Tucson. Whatever the hell that is, never go there.
Why? It's awesome down here.
Okay, yeah, I can't sit down properly or walk straight, on account of being stung in the g'nads by a hornet, but that could happen ANYWHERE. Sure, we have weird fucking murders, insanely horrible car accidents, and more crazy people per square mile than even DC, but we also have loads of perverts.
I happen to be allergic to your definition of awesome, then. And MY definition of "allergic" involves my brain exploding.
There is no Tucson anywhere.
LMNO
-goin' old school with it.
At least we aren't Maine. Or Portland. Or the guy that lives in between.
Every time I do say you-know-who's name, he FEELS it and sends me hundreds of telegrams saying "TGRR, why persecutest thou me?" And he calls up famous rock stars and tells them how Roger is trying to KILL him by electronic steam-powered Voodoo Guns. So let's not hear any more shit about Tucson. Go look at ECH if you want weird shit.
Oh, damn.