Coming up at 5: Six terrified as reports surface that Seven ate Nine on 10/11/12.
I need to get a smartphone.
:argh!:
Mwa-ha-ha!
He laughs. Further evidence that the purpose of puns is to make other people suffer.
Patient: "I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"
Doctor: "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
Patient: "Is it common?"
Doctor: "It's not unusual."
Quote from: The Waffler on October 11, 2012, 05:47:28 PM
Patient: "I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"
Doctor: "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
Patient: "Is it common?"
Doctor: "It's not unusual."
Porter Wagoner.
Joke ROONT.
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on October 11, 2012, 05:54:25 PM
Quote from: The Waffler on October 11, 2012, 05:47:28 PM
Patient: "I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"
Doctor: "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
Patient: "Is it common?"
Doctor: "It's not unusual."
Porter Wagoner.
Joke ROONT.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on October 11, 2012, 05:54:25 PM
Quote from: The Waffler on October 11, 2012, 05:47:28 PM
Patient: "I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"
Doctor: "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
Patient: "Is it common?"
Doctor: "It's not unusual."
Porter Wagoner.
Joke ROONT.
Fact: Porter Wagoner is a TITAN among country singers. He and Johnny Cash were like Elton John & Bernie Taupin.
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 11, 2012, 05:56:08 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on October 11, 2012, 05:54:25 PM
Quote from: The Waffler on October 11, 2012, 05:47:28 PM
Patient: "I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"
Doctor: "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
Patient: "Is it common?"
Doctor: "It's not unusual."
Porter Wagoner.
Joke ROONT.
Fact: Porter Wagoner is a TITAN among country singers. He and Johnny Cash were like Elton John & Bernie Taupin.
"Fact is, Porter Wagoner, Johnny Cash, Buck Owens, and Hank Williams Sr. understood the horror of the American Dream, and you don't. If you DID, you'd be writing shit like "The Green, Green Grass of Home" and "I Don't Remember Loving You", while you turned your liver into something resembling a large smelly cheese."
- Doktor Howl