Last night, I caught Phox picking out the greasy crumbs from a paper towel I used to blot my patty de frogois. I had to hit her with a ladle about 47 times to get her away from the table and even then, she kept trying to scramble underneath, snarling like some hideous, gene-spliced greyhound/komodo mix.
Funny how a woman who has her own flying saucer and bazooka collection can also be found digging in dumpsters and stuff. I guess when there are no alien messages coming through the sacred antenna of the Kai, she is on her own and then she is a complete idiot. Her luck is just spillover from when the aliens have her on the right track and sheer inertia leads her to most of those fantastic, sinister deals of hers.
I can only suppose that her sexual prowess is a characteristic apart from any cerebral activity, which has a lot do with with why Kai can tolerate her at all. Yeah, if she went at it like a 500 horsepower triphammer and made smoke come OUT of the Kai between transmissions, why sure, between that and the huge offshore bank accounts, it could all turn a boy's head...Around and around like in The Exorcist if he's not careful. Good thing Kai has that titanium neck thing going on.
Many and mysterious and DISGUSTING are the ways of PHOX.
Can't. Breathe. :lulz:
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 12, 2012, 08:13:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor D. Jennifer Phox on October 12, 2012, 07:32:09 PM
Can't. Breathe. :lulz:
I warned you.
Lo, Man Yellow! There shall be a reckoning! Blood will fill the seas, and it won't be ECH this time! :argh!:
Quote from: Doktor D. Jennifer Phox on October 12, 2012, 08:39:32 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 12, 2012, 08:13:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor D. Jennifer Phox on October 12, 2012, 07:32:09 PM
Can't. Breathe. :lulz:
I warned you.
Lo, Man Yellow! There shall be a reckoning! Blood will fill the seas, and it won't be ECH this time! :argh!:
What, are we going drinking?
In any case, I FEAR YOU NOT. Bring it on. I have bolted my pance on this time (hornet prevention), and I am up for ANY PROGRAM!
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 12, 2012, 08:40:54 PM
Quote from: Doktor D. Jennifer Phox on October 12, 2012, 08:39:32 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 12, 2012, 08:13:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor D. Jennifer Phox on October 12, 2012, 07:32:09 PM
Can't. Breathe. :lulz:
I warned you.
Lo, Man Yellow! There shall be a reckoning! Blood will fill the seas, and it won't be ECH this time! :argh!:
What, are we going drinking?
In any case, I FEAR YOU NOT. Bring it on. I have bolted my pance on this time (hornet prevention), and I am up for ANY PROGRAM!
TOMORROW! THERE WILL BE BLOOD! IT MIGHT BE MINE. IT MIGHT BE YOURS. IT MIGHT BE A PLEASANT MIXTURE OF BOTH. But for now, I'm out for the day... TOMORROW! :argh!:
Quote from: Doktor D. Jennifer Phox on October 12, 2012, 08:49:54 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 12, 2012, 08:40:54 PM
Quote from: Doktor D. Jennifer Phox on October 12, 2012, 08:39:32 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 12, 2012, 08:13:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor D. Jennifer Phox on October 12, 2012, 07:32:09 PM
Can't. Breathe. :lulz:
I warned you.
Lo, Man Yellow! There shall be a reckoning! Blood will fill the seas, and it won't be ECH this time! :argh!:
What, are we going drinking?
In any case, I FEAR YOU NOT. Bring it on. I have bolted my pance on this time (hornet prevention), and I am up for ANY PROGRAM!
TOMORROW! THERE WILL BE BLOOD! IT MIGHT BE MINE. IT MIGHT BE YOURS. IT MIGHT BE A PLEASANT MIXTURE OF BOTH. But for now, I'm out for the day... TOMORROW! :argh!:
IT'S OKAY IF YOU RUN! MOST OF THE LITTLE PEOPLE DO!
Do you know why Man Yellow is yellow? I bet you don't! I will show you.
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:lulz:
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 12, 2012, 06:57:52 PM
Last night, I caught Phox picking out the greasy crumbs from a paper towel I used to blot my patty de frogois. I had to hit her with a ladle about 47 times to get her away from the table and even then, she kept trying to scramble underneath, snarling like some hideous, gene-spliced greyhound/komodo mix.
Funny how a woman who has her own flying saucer and bazooka collection can also be found digging in dumpsters and stuff. I guess when there are no alien messages coming through the sacred antenna of the Kai, she is on her own and then she is a complete idiot. Her luck is just spillover from when the aliens have her on the right track and sheer inertia leads her to most of those fantastic, sinister deals of hers.
I can only suppose that her sexual prowess is a characteristic apart from any cerebral activity, which has a lot do with with why Kai can tolerate her at all. Yeah, if she went at it like a 500 horsepower triphammer and made smoke come OUT of the Kai between transmissions, why sure, between that and the huge offshore bank accounts, it could all turn a boy's head...Around and around like in The Exorcist if he's not careful. Good thing Kai has that titanium neck thing going on.
Many and mysterious and DISGUSTING are the ways of PHOX.
:lulz:
crap.
PHox has her picture up in just about every Red Light district as a combination between "VIP" and "Banned for LIFE" with a "2 hour maximum" addendum on a pecker marked post-tit note. Phox once jumped on stage with the act at the Moulin ROuge and signifigantly improved the act. PHox is no longer allowed on job site for sexually exciting the power loader equipment.