NECROPANCE - NSFW (http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/necropants)
QuoteIf you want to make your own necropants (literally; nábrók) you have to get permission from a living man to use his skin after his dead. After he has been buried you must dig up his body and flay the skin of the corpse in one piece from the waist down. As soon as you step into the pants they will stick to your own skin. A coin must be stolen from a poor widow and placed in the scrotum along with the magical sign, nábrókarstafur, written on a piece of paper. Consequently the coin will draw money into the scrotum so it will never be empty, as long as the original coin is not removed. To ensure salvation the owner has to convince someone else to overtake the pants and step into each leg as soon as he gets out of it. The necropants will thus keep the money-gathering nature for generations.
Pagans - promoting graverobbing and theft from poor widows since 1952 (aka "ye anciente olde times").
What the actual fuck?
Wait. What's this "salvation" shit? Are they Pagans or not? Goddammit. I expect a little more COMMITMENT from my lunatics. Also, you get salvation by tricking someone ELSE into accepting damnation?
OH, YEAH, JESUS IS A MORON. HE'LL TOTALLY BUY THAT.
Also, if the dead guy sticks to you, how do you step out one leg at a time? Also, how would the new guy put one leg in at a time? There wouldn't be room, unless both people have triple jointed pelvises.
Fucking assbags. GET YOUR SHIT IN ONE BAG, AND TRY AGAIN.
Necropance are dated to the 17th century or earlier in Iceland.
Galdrakunst is a seriously disturbing tradition, but hellafun to study.
Quote from: The Waffler on October 14, 2012, 08:12:30 PM
Necropance are dated to the 17th century or earlier in Iceland.
And why not? They live on the side of a fucking volcano. May as well, right?
But did they wander around worrying about salvation, while they were robbing graves and dodging trolls?
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 14, 2012, 08:19:23 PM
Quote from: The Waffler on October 14, 2012, 08:12:30 PM
Necropance are dated to the 17th century or earlier in Iceland.
And why not? They live on the side of a fucking volcano. May as well, right?
But did they wander around worrying about salvation, while they were robbing graves and dodging trolls?
Yes. One of the most well known black magicians of that age in Iceland was a bishop.
Quote from: The Waffler on October 14, 2012, 08:21:49 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 14, 2012, 08:19:23 PM
Quote from: The Waffler on October 14, 2012, 08:12:30 PM
Necropance are dated to the 17th century or earlier in Iceland.
And why not? They live on the side of a fucking volcano. May as well, right?
But did they wander around worrying about salvation, while they were robbing graves and dodging trolls?
Yes. One of the most well known black magicians of that age in Iceland was a bishop.
Of what?
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 14, 2012, 08:23:04 PM
Quote from: The Waffler on October 14, 2012, 08:21:49 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 14, 2012, 08:19:23 PM
Quote from: The Waffler on October 14, 2012, 08:12:30 PM
Necropance are dated to the 17th century or earlier in Iceland.
And why not? They live on the side of a fucking volcano. May as well, right?
But did they wander around worrying about salvation, while they were robbing graves and dodging trolls?
Yes. One of the most well known black magicians of that age in Iceland was a bishop.
Of what?
One of the last Catholic bishops on Iceland before the Lutheran reformation in 1550.
Quote from: The Waffler on October 14, 2012, 08:25:33 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 14, 2012, 08:23:04 PM
Quote from: The Waffler on October 14, 2012, 08:21:49 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 14, 2012, 08:19:23 PM
Quote from: The Waffler on October 14, 2012, 08:12:30 PM
Necropance are dated to the 17th century or earlier in Iceland.
And why not? They live on the side of a fucking volcano. May as well, right?
But did they wander around worrying about salvation, while they were robbing graves and dodging trolls?
Yes. One of the most well known black magicians of that age in Iceland was a bishop.
Of what?
One of the last Catholic bishops on Iceland before the Lutheran reformation in 1550.
Balls. Iceland wasn't converted to Christianity until Goldman Sachs sent missionaries in 1998. Before that, they ate everyone who tried.
They also ate their ships. And whales.
Quote from: The Waffler on October 14, 2012, 08:28:43 PM
They also ate their ships. And whales.
Yep. Sperm whales apparently eat Icelanders, but don't always beat them in a fight, or at least without injury...Hence the preponderance of sucker marks on the hides of said whales.
But sperm whales have meter long teeth and would fucking ANYTHING.
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 14, 2012, 07:31:20 PM
Wait. What's this "salvation" shit? Are they Pagans or not? Goddammit. I expect a little more COMMITMENT from my lunatics. Also, you get salvation by tricking someone ELSE into accepting damnation?
OH, YEAH, JESUS IS A MORON. HE'LL TOTALLY BUY THAT.
Also, if the dead guy sticks to you, how do you step out one leg at a time? Also, how would the new guy put one leg in at a time? There wouldn't be room, unless both people have triple jointed pelvises.
Fucking assbags. GET YOUR SHIT IN ONE BAG, AND TRY AGAIN.
These issues need to be brought up at a pagan forum with Elduhrs. :lulz:
I wonder if these pagan shitheads would take kindly to a Icelandic Galder-troll. Hm
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on October 14, 2012, 07:17:31 PM
NECROPANCE - NSFW (http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/necropants)
QuoteIf you want to make your own necropants (literally; nábrók) you have to get permission from a living man to use his skin after his dead. After he has been buried you must dig up his body and flay the skin of the corpse in one piece from the waist down. As soon as you step into the pants they will stick to your own skin. A coin must be stolen from a poor widow and placed in the scrotum along with the magical sign, nábrókarstafur, written on a piece of paper. Consequently the coin will draw money into the scrotum so it will never be empty, as long as the original coin is not removed. To ensure salvation the owner has to convince someone else to overtake the pants and step into each leg as soon as he gets out of it. The necropants will thus keep the money-gathering nature for generations.
:lulz: This right here is a prime example of why no matter how ridiculous the spells I made up were, Pagans ALWAYS believed them.
Quote from: Man Green on October 14, 2012, 09:24:28 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on October 14, 2012, 07:17:31 PM
NECROPANCE - NSFW (http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/necropants)
QuoteIf you want to make your own necropants (literally; nábrók) you have to get permission from a living man to use his skin after his dead. After he has been buried you must dig up his body and flay the skin of the corpse in one piece from the waist down. As soon as you step into the pants they will stick to your own skin. A coin must be stolen from a poor widow and placed in the scrotum along with the magical sign, nábrókarstafur, written on a piece of paper. Consequently the coin will draw money into the scrotum so it will never be empty, as long as the original coin is not removed. To ensure salvation the owner has to convince someone else to overtake the pants and step into each leg as soon as he gets out of it. The necropants will thus keep the money-gathering nature for generations.
:lulz: This right here is a prime example of why no matter how ridiculous the spells I made up were, Pagans ALWAYS believed them.
Quote from: The Waffler on October 14, 2012, 08:45:02 PM
I wonder if these pagan shitheads would take kindly to a Icelandic Galder-troll. Hm
I think we could have them hunting scrotes in three days flat. :lulz:
I approve of the use of a dead man's scrote as a coinpurse.
Just saying.