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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2012, 09:30:52 PM

Title: Tucson Sex Tourism
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2012, 09:30:52 PM
Come to Tucson, get fucked.

/thread
Title: Re: Tucson Sex Tourism
Post by: Able Kane on October 15, 2012, 11:17:39 PM
From all these threads you're making it would seem you're hellbent on actually, genuinely convincing a good and pure individual of this community to go live in that horrendous desert wasteland you have befuddlingly steaded your home on... Why is that? Must we all make the horrible decision to live in the desert before you're satisfied?   :sad:
Title: Re: Tucson Sex Tourism
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2012, 11:20:11 PM
Quote from: Able Kane on October 15, 2012, 11:17:39 PM
From all these threads you're making it would seem you're hellbent on actually, genuinely convincing a good and pure individual of this community to go live in that horrendous desert wasteland you have befuddlingly steaded your home on... Why is that? Must we all make the horrible decision to live in the desert before you're satisfied?   :sad:

Doesn't matter.  You'll come here when you die, anyway.

Title: Re: Tucson Sex Tourism
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 16, 2012, 12:08:43 AM
The desert's on its way already.
Title: Re: Tucson Sex Tourism
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on October 16, 2012, 01:12:23 AM
It's like spores and fallout. It goes EVERYWHERE.
Title: Re: Tucson Sex Tourism
Post by: Richter on October 16, 2012, 02:06:43 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 15, 2012, 09:30:52 PM
Come to Tucson, get fucked.

/thread

I notice you forgot to indicate if this was a contract and exchange for fuck, or even an action one could consent to.

There is a positively Lovecraftian amount of leeway in the statement, and I am afeared contemplating the frot that should not be.
Title: Re: Tucson Sex Tourism
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 16, 2012, 02:07:59 AM
Quote from: Richter, Baron von on October 16, 2012, 02:06:43 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 15, 2012, 09:30:52 PM
Come to Tucson, get fucked.

/thread

I notice you forgot to indicate if this was a contract and exchange for fuck, or even an action one could consent to.

There is a positively Lovecraftian amount of leeway in the statement, and I am afeared contemplating the frot that should not be.

It's more a force of nature.  Like being fucked by Mount Fuji.

Um.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-10-13/fears-mount-fuji-ready-to-erupt/4311404

Poor bastards just can't catch a break.
Title: Re: Tucson Sex Tourism
Post by: Richter on October 16, 2012, 02:12:22 AM
Exactly.  You could walk in wearing a fabricated stainless codpiece and still get boned by a geological feature that doesn't even CARE about orifices.

Incidentally, how would Tucson look as far as prevailing winds and fallout from Fujiyama?  (I must read on this)
Title: Re: Tucson Sex Tourism
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 16, 2012, 02:13:56 AM
Quote from: Richter, Baron von on October 16, 2012, 02:12:22 AM
Exactly.  You could walk in wearing a fabricated stainless codpiece and still get boned by a geological feature that doesn't even CARE about orifices.

Incidentally, how would Tucson look as far as prevailing winds and fallout from Fujiyama?  (I must read on this)

Doesn't matter.  We're under Fujiyama, just like we're under providence.  This is where the muck goes.