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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Phox on October 19, 2012, 02:14:57 PM

Title: Pocket full of miracles.
Post by: Phox on October 19, 2012, 02:14:57 PM
What I've got in my pocket is going to save you so much trouble. No matter who you are, where your from, or what you circumstances are, just one of these little miracles is going to fix you right up. All it takes is a deep breath, and taking the plunge.

What I've got in my pocket will cure what ails ya. Cancer, stigmata, Libertarianism, no matter the disease, you'll feel like a million smackers after smacking this. 100% all-natural, no side effects, and it's government approved.

What I've got in my pocket was never in a lab. It's not been co-opted by the scientific conspiracy.  No men in white coats cutting facts to unrecognizable pieces to suit their ends here.

What I've got in my pocket is free from religion. No hippie-dippy, new-agey, woojie-woojies, nor corpse-god eaters, nor followers of the imageless prophet, nor the true chosen people of the Semitic war god have been near it.

So what have I got in my pocket?
Title: Re: Pocket full of miracles.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 19, 2012, 03:15:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor D. Jennifer Phox on October 19, 2012, 02:14:57 PM
What I've got in my pocket is going to save you so much trouble. No matter who you are, where your from, or what you circumstances are, just one of these little miracles is going to fix you right up. All it takes is a deep breath, and taking the plunge.

What I've got in my pocket will cure what ails ya. Cancer, stigmata, Libertarianism, no matter the disease, you'll feel like a million smackers after smacking this. 100% all-natural, no side effects, and it's government approved.

What I've got in my pocket was never in a lab. It's not been co-opted by the scientific conspiracy.  No men in white coats cutting facts to unrecognizable pieces to suit their ends here.

What I've got in my pocket is free from religion. No hippie-dippy, new-agey, woojie-woojies, nor corpse-god eaters, nor followers of the imageless prophet, nor the true chosen people of the Semitic war god have been near it.

So what have I got in my pocket?

Nothing.  Nothing at all.
Title: Re: Pocket full of miracles.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on October 19, 2012, 03:20:23 PM
Heroin
Title: Re: Pocket full of miracles.
Post by: Phox on October 19, 2012, 03:20:34 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 19, 2012, 03:15:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor D. Jennifer Phox on October 19, 2012, 02:14:57 PM
What I've got in my pocket is going to save you so much trouble. No matter who you are, where your from, or what you circumstances are, just one of these little miracles is going to fix you right up. All it takes is a deep breath, and taking the plunge.

What I've got in my pocket will cure what ails ya. Cancer, stigmata, Libertarianism, no matter the disease, you'll feel like a million smackers after smacking this. 100% all-natural, no side effects, and it's government approved.

What I've got in my pocket was never in a lab. It's not been co-opted by the scientific conspiracy.  No men in white coats cutting facts to unrecognizable pieces to suit their ends here.

What I've got in my pocket is free from religion. No hippie-dippy, new-agey, woojie-woojies, nor corpse-god eaters, nor followers of the imageless prophet, nor the true chosen people of the Semitic war god have been near it.

So what have I got in my pocket?

Nothing.  Nothing at all.
Ding ding ding.  :lol:
Title: Re: Pocket full of miracles.
Post by: trippinprincezz13 on October 19, 2012, 03:21:42 PM
Quote from: Doktor D. Jennifer Phox on October 19, 2012, 03:20:34 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 19, 2012, 03:15:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor D. Jennifer Phox on October 19, 2012, 02:14:57 PM
What I've got in my pocket is going to save you so much trouble. No matter who you are, where your from, or what you circumstances are, just one of these little miracles is going to fix you right up. All it takes is a deep breath, and taking the plunge.

What I've got in my pocket will cure what ails ya. Cancer, stigmata, Libertarianism, no matter the disease, you'll feel like a million smackers after smacking this. 100% all-natural, no side effects, and it's government approved.

What I've got in my pocket was never in a lab. It's not been co-opted by the scientific conspiracy.  No men in white coats cutting facts to unrecognizable pieces to suit their ends here.

What I've got in my pocket is free from religion. No hippie-dippy, new-agey, woojie-woojies, nor corpse-god eaters, nor followers of the imageless prophet, nor the true chosen people of the Semitic war god have been near it.

So what have I got in my pocket?

Nothing.  Nothing at all.
Ding ding ding.  :lol:

Well, aren't you gonna hand it over? I want some of this Nothing before everyone else gets their grubby hands on it
Title: Re: Pocket full of miracles.
Post by: Phox on October 19, 2012, 03:25:10 PM
Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on October 19, 2012, 03:21:42 PM
Quote from: Doktor D. Jennifer Phox on October 19, 2012, 03:20:34 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 19, 2012, 03:15:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor D. Jennifer Phox on October 19, 2012, 02:14:57 PM
What I've got in my pocket is going to save you so much trouble. No matter who you are, where your from, or what you circumstances are, just one of these little miracles is going to fix you right up. All it takes is a deep breath, and taking the plunge.

What I've got in my pocket will cure what ails ya. Cancer, stigmata, Libertarianism, no matter the disease, you'll feel like a million smackers after smacking this. 100% all-natural, no side effects, and it's government approved.

What I've got in my pocket was never in a lab. It's not been co-opted by the scientific conspiracy.  No men in white coats cutting facts to unrecognizable pieces to suit their ends here.

What I've got in my pocket is free from religion. No hippie-dippy, new-agey, woojie-woojies, nor corpse-god eaters, nor followers of the imageless prophet, nor the true chosen people of the Semitic war god have been near it.

So what have I got in my pocket?

Nothing.  Nothing at all.
Ding ding ding.  :lol:

Well, aren't you gonna hand it over? I want some of this Nothing before everyone else gets their grubby hands on it
Hey, I've bet you got a handful of NothingTM in your pocket as well. In fact, I'm pretty sure everyone has enough NothingTM to last them from now until the day they die. You can't put a price on NothingTM, not ethically anyway, but I did some digging and found it it's perfectly legal to do so, so long as you don't claim that it's SomethingTM. So, sell all of your nothing to the next sucker you see.