Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Principia Discussion => Topic started by: Prince Glittersnatch III on October 21, 2012, 09:50:35 PM

Title: Please Forward This and Spread the Joy of Eris
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on October 21, 2012, 09:50:35 PM
A Pink Philosophy Professor was teaching a class. "As I have clearly demonstrated the universe is entirely ORDERLY. Not a bit of chaos in it." At this moment, a brave HIMEOBS soldier stood up, holding a rock. "How old is this rock, professor?" The arrogant professor smirked smugly and replied "5.8 trizillion years you stupid Discordian" "Wrong. Its been 5,000 years since Eris fossilized this chicken. If you are right and everything really is orderly... then it should still be an animal now." The professor was visibly butthurt. he dropped his chalk and stormed out of the classroom. The students applauded and all joined the facebook discordian group. Roger, in eagle form, flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and excreted a single turd on the chalk. The flag waves til this day, despite the fact that the building was demolished. 23 Skiddoo.
Title: Re: Please Forward This and Spread the Joy of Eris
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 21, 2012, 09:53:54 PM
Quote from: Prince Glittersnatch III on October 21, 2012, 09:50:35 PM
A Pink Philosophy Professor was teaching a class. "As I have clearly demonstrated the universe is entirely ORDERLY. Not a bit of chaos in it." At this moment, a brave HIMEOBS soldier stood up, holding a rock. "How old is this rock, professor?" The arrogant professor smirked smugly and replied "5.8 trizillion years you stupid Discordian" "Wrong. Its been 5,000 years since Eris fossilized this chicken. If you are right and everything really is orderly... then it should still be an animal now." The professor was visibly butthurt. he dropped his chalk and stormed out of the classroom. The students applauded and all joined the facebook discordian group. Roger, in eagle form, flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and excreted a single turd on the chalk. The flag waves til this day, despite the fact that the building was demolished. 23 Skiddoo.

:lulz:

Why do you hate blatantly contrived Christian email forwards?
Title: Re: Please Forward This and Spread the Joy of Eris
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 21, 2012, 10:25:12 PM
 :lulz: This makes me wish I still got email forwards.
Title: Re: Please Forward This and Spread the Joy of Eris
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 21, 2012, 10:26:13 PM
Quote from: Man Green on October 21, 2012, 10:25:12 PM
:lulz: This makes me wish I still got email forwards.

I miss them, too.  Perhaps "reply to all" with tubgirl wasn't such a hot idea after all.
Title: Re: Please Forward This and Spread the Joy of Eris
Post by: Eater of Clowns on October 21, 2012, 10:28:00 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Please Forward This and Spread the Joy of Eris
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 22, 2012, 12:04:28 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 21, 2012, 10:26:13 PM
Quote from: Man Green on October 21, 2012, 10:25:12 PM
:lulz: This makes me wish I still got email forwards.

I miss them, too.  Perhaps "reply to all" with tubgirl wasn't such a hot idea after all.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Please Forward This and Spread the Joy of Eris
Post by: Aucoq on October 22, 2012, 08:05:14 AM
Quote from: Prince Glittersnatch III on October 21, 2012, 09:50:35 PM
A Pink Philosophy Professor was teaching a class. "As I have clearly demonstrated the universe is entirely ORDERLY. Not a bit of chaos in it." At this moment, a brave HIMEOBS soldier stood up, holding a rock. "How old is this rock, professor?" The arrogant professor smirked smugly and replied "5.8 trizillion years you stupid Discordian" "Wrong. Its been 5,000 years since Eris fossilized this chicken. If you are right and everything really is orderly... then it should still be an animal now." The professor was visibly butthurt. he dropped his chalk and stormed out of the classroom. The students applauded and all joined the facebook discordian group. Roger, in eagle form, flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and excreted a single turd on the chalk. The flag waves til this day, despite the fact that the building was demolished. 23 Skiddoo.

:lulz:

I see that story from time to time from my conservative Facebook friends.