A Pink Philosophy Professor was teaching a class. "As I have clearly demonstrated the universe is entirely ORDERLY. Not a bit of chaos in it." At this moment, a brave HIMEOBS soldier stood up, holding a rock. "How old is this rock, professor?" The arrogant professor smirked smugly and replied "5.8 trizillion years you stupid Discordian" "Wrong. Its been 5,000 years since Eris fossilized this chicken. If you are right and everything really is orderly... then it should still be an animal now." The professor was visibly butthurt. he dropped his chalk and stormed out of the classroom. The students applauded and all joined the facebook discordian group. Roger, in eagle form, flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and excreted a single turd on the chalk. The flag waves til this day, despite the fact that the building was demolished. 23 Skiddoo.
Quote from: Prince Glittersnatch III on October 21, 2012, 09:50:35 PM
A Pink Philosophy Professor was teaching a class. "As I have clearly demonstrated the universe is entirely ORDERLY. Not a bit of chaos in it." At this moment, a brave HIMEOBS soldier stood up, holding a rock. "How old is this rock, professor?" The arrogant professor smirked smugly and replied "5.8 trizillion years you stupid Discordian" "Wrong. Its been 5,000 years since Eris fossilized this chicken. If you are right and everything really is orderly... then it should still be an animal now." The professor was visibly butthurt. he dropped his chalk and stormed out of the classroom. The students applauded and all joined the facebook discordian group. Roger, in eagle form, flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and excreted a single turd on the chalk. The flag waves til this day, despite the fact that the building was demolished. 23 Skiddoo.
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Why do you hate blatantly contrived Christian email forwards?
:lulz: This makes me wish I still got email forwards.
Quote from: Man Green on October 21, 2012, 10:25:12 PM
:lulz: This makes me wish I still got email forwards.
I miss them, too. Perhaps "reply to all" with tubgirl wasn't such a hot idea after all.
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Quote from: Man Yellow on October 21, 2012, 10:26:13 PM
Quote from: Man Green on October 21, 2012, 10:25:12 PM
:lulz: This makes me wish I still got email forwards.
I miss them, too. Perhaps "reply to all" with tubgirl wasn't such a hot idea after all.
:lulz:
Quote from: Prince Glittersnatch III on October 21, 2012, 09:50:35 PM
A Pink Philosophy Professor was teaching a class. "As I have clearly demonstrated the universe is entirely ORDERLY. Not a bit of chaos in it." At this moment, a brave HIMEOBS soldier stood up, holding a rock. "How old is this rock, professor?" The arrogant professor smirked smugly and replied "5.8 trizillion years you stupid Discordian" "Wrong. Its been 5,000 years since Eris fossilized this chicken. If you are right and everything really is orderly... then it should still be an animal now." The professor was visibly butthurt. he dropped his chalk and stormed out of the classroom. The students applauded and all joined the facebook discordian group. Roger, in eagle form, flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and excreted a single turd on the chalk. The flag waves til this day, despite the fact that the building was demolished. 23 Skiddoo.
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I see that story from time to time from my conservative Facebook friends.