...When you said we'd have to make sacrifices I thought you meant not getting that extra side at dinner or skipping movie night every once in a while... Y'know, all those things they tell you will get you through the recession.
I now know that isn't exactly what you meant... Sure, I made it out of the storm with no issue, but the damn tropical cyclone did enough damage before I figured out that you meant actual sacrifices. Good thing that's been taken care of now.
And just so you know, MC hamster went willingly. He knew the deal.
You didn't get flooded out? That's good to hear.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 30, 2012, 02:11:03 PM
You didn't get flooded out? That's good to hear.
Not for MC hamster, it isn't.
Quote from: Curdlefish on October 30, 2012, 02:10:02 PM
...When you said we'd have to make sacrifices I thought you meant not getting that extra side at dinner or skipping movie night every once in a while... Y'know, all those things they tell you will get you through the recession.
I now know that isn't exactly what you meant... Sure, I made it out of the storm with no issue, but the damn tropical cyclone did enough damage before I figured out that you meant actual sacrifices. Good thing that's been taken care of now.
And just so you know, MC hamster went willingly. He knew the deal.
Actually, that's the bargain basement rate you pay BEFORE the Gods get angry. That will not suffice now. No.
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 30, 2012, 02:13:15 PM
Quote from: Curdlefish on October 30, 2012, 02:10:02 PM
...When you said we'd have to make sacrifices I thought you meant not getting that extra side at dinner or skipping movie night every once in a while... Y'know, all those things they tell you will get you through the recession.
I now know that isn't exactly what you meant... Sure, I made it out of the storm with no issue, but the damn tropical cyclone did enough damage before I figured out that you meant actual sacrifices. Good thing that's been taken care of now.
And just so you know, MC hamster went willingly. He knew the deal.
Actually, that's the bargain basement rate you pay BEFORE the Gods get angry. That will not suffice now. No.
Ugh... Time to hit the pet store...
(Not any of the good ones, though. The ones where they keep all the animals on the brink of death so they can take advantage of their "no returns for dead animals" policy. MC Hamster shant have died in vain)
Quote from: Curdlefish on October 30, 2012, 02:17:56 PM
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 30, 2012, 02:13:15 PM
Quote from: Curdlefish on October 30, 2012, 02:10:02 PM
...When you said we'd have to make sacrifices I thought you meant not getting that extra side at dinner or skipping movie night every once in a while... Y'know, all those things they tell you will get you through the recession.
I now know that isn't exactly what you meant... Sure, I made it out of the storm with no issue, but the damn tropical cyclone did enough damage before I figured out that you meant actual sacrifices. Good thing that's been taken care of now.
And just so you know, MC hamster went willingly. He knew the deal.
Actually, that's the bargain basement rate you pay BEFORE the Gods get angry. That will not suffice now. No.
Ugh... Time to hit the pet store...
(Not any of the good ones, though. The ones where they keep all the animals on the brink of death so they can take advantage of their "no returns for dead animals" policy. MC Hamster shant have died in vain)
The Gods aren't fooled by substandard sacrifices.
You'll see.
Well, hell...
If we perform the RIGHT sacrifices, we get, what, Tuscon weather? Fuck THAT noise, I'm a delicate Northern flower, I'd wilt.
What do you SUGGEST we sacrifice? And don't say hipsters, we're running out. Suu's using them up faster than they breed, and she's running out of places to hide the pieces.
Quote from: Luna on October 30, 2012, 09:23:34 PM
Well, hell...
If we perform the RIGHT sacrifices, we get, what, Tuscon weather? Fuck THAT noise, I'm a delicate Northern flower, I'd wilt.
What do you SUGGEST we sacrifice? And don't say hipsters, we're running out. Suu's using them up faster than they breed, and she's running out of places to hide the pieces.
It's a bone-chilling 89F here, today.
And you should sacrifice Dimo. Yes, I know it's harsh, but it's the only way.
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 30, 2012, 09:24:51 PM
Quote from: Luna on October 30, 2012, 09:23:34 PM
Well, hell...
If we perform the RIGHT sacrifices, we get, what, Tuscon weather? Fuck THAT noise, I'm a delicate Northern flower, I'd wilt.
What do you SUGGEST we sacrifice? And don't say hipsters, we're running out. Suu's using them up faster than they breed, and she's running out of places to hide the pieces.
It's a bone-chilling 89F here, today.
And you should sacrifice Dimo. Yes, I know it's harsh, but it's the only way.
Ah, damn... But the storm's already passing...
Can we save him for the next one, maybe?
I'mma need somebody to hold him down. He's quick enough to duck a punch from Richter (or at least to fling up the recognition codes to prevent the punch from being completed).
Quote from: Luna on October 30, 2012, 09:30:47 PM
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 30, 2012, 09:24:51 PM
Quote from: Luna on October 30, 2012, 09:23:34 PM
Well, hell...
If we perform the RIGHT sacrifices, we get, what, Tuscon weather? Fuck THAT noise, I'm a delicate Northern flower, I'd wilt.
What do you SUGGEST we sacrifice? And don't say hipsters, we're running out. Suu's using them up faster than they breed, and she's running out of places to hide the pieces.
It's a bone-chilling 89F here, today.
And you should sacrifice Dimo. Yes, I know it's harsh, but it's the only way.
Ah, damn... But the storm's already passing...
Can we save him for the next one, maybe?
I'mma need somebody to hold him down. He's quick enough to duck a punch from Richter (or at least to fling up the recognition codes to prevent the punch from being completed).
No, I've seen Richter punch (elbow, actually) him.
And there's plenty more where he came from, after all.
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 30, 2012, 09:36:08 PM
Quote from: Luna on October 30, 2012, 09:30:47 PM
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 30, 2012, 09:24:51 PM
Quote from: Luna on October 30, 2012, 09:23:34 PM
Well, hell...
If we perform the RIGHT sacrifices, we get, what, Tuscon weather? Fuck THAT noise, I'm a delicate Northern flower, I'd wilt.
What do you SUGGEST we sacrifice? And don't say hipsters, we're running out. Suu's using them up faster than they breed, and she's running out of places to hide the pieces.
It's a bone-chilling 89F here, today.
And you should sacrifice Dimo. Yes, I know it's harsh, but it's the only way.
Ah, damn... But the storm's already passing...
Can we save him for the next one, maybe?
I'mma need somebody to hold him down. He's quick enough to duck a punch from Richter (or at least to fling up the recognition codes to prevent the punch from being completed).
No, I've seen Richter punch (elbow, actually) him.
And there's plenty more where he came from, after all.
We shoved him through a ceiling... That SHOULD count...
Quote from: Luna on October 30, 2012, 09:38:55 PM
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 30, 2012, 09:36:08 PM
Quote from: Luna on October 30, 2012, 09:30:47 PM
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 30, 2012, 09:24:51 PM
Quote from: Luna on October 30, 2012, 09:23:34 PM
Well, hell...
If we perform the RIGHT sacrifices, we get, what, Tuscon weather? Fuck THAT noise, I'm a delicate Northern flower, I'd wilt.
What do you SUGGEST we sacrifice? And don't say hipsters, we're running out. Suu's using them up faster than they breed, and she's running out of places to hide the pieces.
It's a bone-chilling 89F here, today.
And you should sacrifice Dimo. Yes, I know it's harsh, but it's the only way.
Ah, damn... But the storm's already passing...
Can we save him for the next one, maybe?
I'mma need somebody to hold him down. He's quick enough to duck a punch from Richter (or at least to fling up the recognition codes to prevent the punch from being completed).
No, I've seen Richter punch (elbow, actually) him.
And there's plenty more where he came from, after all.
We shoved him through a ceiling... That SHOULD count...
If you'd walled him up in it, you'd be gold.
Dammit, Luna, when you're told to sacrifice Dimo you don't ask questions you JUST SACRIFICE DIMO. If there's a god out there that'll take him, you jump on that.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 30, 2012, 09:48:42 PM
Dammit, Luna, when you're told to sacrifice Dimo you don't ask questions you JUST SACRIFICE DIMO. If there's a god out there that'll take him, you jump on that.
ItzlaGuido, Meso-American god of big storms and spray tan.
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 30, 2012, 09:49:26 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 30, 2012, 09:48:42 PM
Dammit, Luna, when you're told to sacrifice Dimo you don't ask questions you JUST SACRIFICE DIMO. If there's a god out there that'll take him, you jump on that.
ItzlaGuido, Meso-American god of big storms and spray tan.
You know I asked the local temple about it and it turns out even
they have standards.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 30, 2012, 09:51:33 PM
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 30, 2012, 09:49:26 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 30, 2012, 09:48:42 PM
Dammit, Luna, when you're told to sacrifice Dimo you don't ask questions you JUST SACRIFICE DIMO. If there's a god out there that'll take him, you jump on that.
ItzlaGuido, Meso-American god of big storms and spray tan.
You know I asked the local temple about it and it turns out even they have standards.
Pop his collar. The priests will never be able to tell the difference, and the God himself isn't picky.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 30, 2012, 09:48:42 PM
Dammit, Luna, when you're told to sacrifice Dimo you don't ask questions you JUST SACRIFICE DIMO. If there's a god out there that'll take him, you jump on that.
If y'all say we have to, we're going to have to, I suppose...
Richter? I'm gonna need you to remove the tip and sharpen the end of one of my rapiers...
Quote from: Luna on October 30, 2012, 09:55:28 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 30, 2012, 09:48:42 PM
Dammit, Luna, when you're told to sacrifice Dimo you don't ask questions you JUST SACRIFICE DIMO. If there's a god out there that'll take him, you jump on that.
If y'all say we have to, we're going to have to, I suppose...
Richter? I'm gonna need you to remove the tip and sharpen the end of one of my rapiers...
Why? It'll work just fine dull. You just have to poke him harder. I'm betting he'll be okay with that.
I have a whole truckload of Cletuses. Come get 'em.
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 30, 2012, 09:56:52 PM
Quote from: Luna on October 30, 2012, 09:55:28 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 30, 2012, 09:48:42 PM
Dammit, Luna, when you're told to sacrifice Dimo you don't ask questions you JUST SACRIFICE DIMO. If there's a god out there that'll take him, you jump on that.
If y'all say we have to, we're going to have to, I suppose...
Richter? I'm gonna need you to remove the tip and sharpen the end of one of my rapiers...
Why? It'll work just fine dull. You just have to poke him harder. I'm betting he'll be okay with that.
After stabbing Richter in the junk so many times, it should be sharp already, just by osmosis...