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Principia Discordia => Techmology and Scientism => Topic started by: Suu on November 13, 2012, 04:51:57 AM

Title: Looks like we could have another Hail Bob!
Post by: Suu on November 13, 2012, 04:51:57 AM
I'm sure you all remember Hale-Bopp, and if you don't, you were either blind or didn't go outside much at night in 1997, it was probably one of the most beautiful natural phenomena I have ever witnessed in my life. Either way, next year their predicting a comet that could be of equal brilliance.

Meet ISON, the next sun-diving comet:

http://earthsky.org/space/big-sun-diving-comet-ison-might-be-spectacular-in-2013

Title: Re: Looks like we could have another Hail Bob!
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on November 13, 2012, 05:41:13 AM
That will be exciting. And it will be visible from both hemispheres, awesome sauce!
Title: Re: Looks like we could have another Hail Bob!
Post by: Suu on November 13, 2012, 03:01:23 PM
YES! The Northern Hemisphere got Hail Bob in 97, the Southern Hemisphere got Reverend Lovejoy last year, and now we can both enjoy Iceman.

I wish I would have seen Lovejoy, the tail apparently stretched halfway across the sky.
Title: Re: Looks like we could have another Hail Bob!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 13, 2012, 04:31:47 PM
Are there going to be any mass suicides for this one?
Title: Re: Looks like we could have another Hail Bob!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 13, 2012, 04:40:07 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 13, 2012, 04:51:57 AM
I'm sure you all remember Hale-Bopp, and if you don't, you were either blind or didn't go outside much at night in 1997, it was probably one of the most beautiful natural phenomena I have ever witnessed in my life. Either way, next year their predicting a comet that could be of equal brilliance.

Meet ISON, the next sun-diving comet:

http://earthsky.org/space/big-sun-diving-comet-ison-might-be-spectacular-in-2013

IT WAS A BARELY-VISIBLE WHITE DOT MOVING SLOWLY ACROSS THE SKY.

Your standards for natural beauty are weird.
Title: Re: Looks like we could have another Hail Bob!
Post by: Suu on November 13, 2012, 07:24:13 PM
It was brilliant as hell in Florida.  :? My parents have pictures we took of it from a disposable camera, I'll see if I can find them when I'm down there next month and scan them.

I seriously remember it looking a clear as this (picture from St. Petersburg.) We could see the two tails with the naked eye.

(http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~pane/hale-bopp/halebopp970331-3.jpg)
Title: Re: Looks like we could have another Hail Bob!
Post by: Suu on November 13, 2012, 07:39:01 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on November 13, 2012, 04:31:47 PM
Are there going to be any mass suicides for this one?

Probably.

My mom already said she's getting her roll of quarters to deal with the Scientologists again. She worked a "function" of theirs during Hale-Bopp's perihelion and they paid her entirely in rolls of quarters.  :?
Title: Re: Looks like we could have another Hail Bob!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 13, 2012, 07:52:07 PM
Thats kinda weird...
Title: Re: Looks like we could have another Hail Bob!
Post by: Suu on November 13, 2012, 08:02:34 PM
And totally unsurprising when this shit happens, living in Clearwater and all.
Title: Re: Looks like we could have another Hail Bob!
Post by: Bruno on November 13, 2012, 08:13:53 PM
Is there a "Sharia Law" equivalent in Scientology?
Title: Re: Looks like we could have another Hail Bob!
Post by: Elder Iptuous on November 13, 2012, 08:18:46 PM
Quote from: Emo Howard on November 13, 2012, 08:13:53 PM
Is there a "Sharia Law" equivalent in Scientology?
That's a really good question....
from what little i know of the organization, it would surprise me if the didn't have their own internal conflict resolution system...
Title: Re: Looks like we could have another Hail Bob!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 13, 2012, 09:24:45 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 13, 2012, 07:24:13 PM
It was brilliant as hell in Florida.  :? My parents have pictures we took of it from a disposable camera, I'll see if I can find them when I'm down there next month and scan them.

I seriously remember it looking a clear as this (picture from St. Petersburg.) We could see the two tails with the naked eye.

(http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~pane/hale-bopp/halebopp970331-3.jpg)

While this video was taken in New York, this is exactly what it looked like in Portland:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CKK7Oe1w4A
Title: Re: Looks like we could have another Hail Bob!
Post by: Suu on November 13, 2012, 10:24:01 PM
Hmm, I wonder if latitude had something to do with it, perhaps? I know it was far less visible in the Southern Hemisphere, so you would think it would be the other way around with Florida being so far south.

Quote from: Elder Iptuous on November 13, 2012, 08:18:46 PM
Quote from: Emo Howard on November 13, 2012, 08:13:53 PM
Is there a "Sharia Law" equivalent in Scientology?
That's a really good question....
from what little i know of the organization, it would surprise me if the didn't have their own internal conflict resolution system...

I'm honestly not sure. Most non-Scientologists in Clearwater stay the fuck away from them. My mom just got stuck working several of their events at a restaurant in Tampa.