...what is up with that?
I look at it like this, *.
Also, density of nerve endings and the erotic art of wiping one's butt.
I wonder if it's some sort of sensory reward for eliminating waste, or maybe just a coincidental side-effect of the elimination organs being so close to the reproductive organs?
reliably? or occasionally?
Quote from: FROTISTED FUDGE CAK on November 21, 2012, 03:52:47 AM
I wonder if it's some sort of sensory reward for eliminating waste, or maybe just a coincidental side-effect of the elimination organs being so close to the reproductive organs?
I tend to view most things as highly multi-causal. So, yes and yes.
It also would make sense for natural selection to prefer humans with the most harmonious relationships with the one orifice that presents the one of the most direct threats to our survival.
Quote from: Net on November 21, 2012, 04:01:17 AM
Quote from: FROTISTED FUDGE CAK on November 21, 2012, 03:52:47 AM
I wonder if it's some sort of sensory reward for eliminating waste, or maybe just a coincidental side-effect of the elimination organs being so close to the reproductive organs?
I tend to view most things as highly multi-causal. So, yes and yes.
It also would make sense for natural selection to prefer humans with the most harmonious relationships with the one orifice that presents the one of the most direct threats to our survival.
Hm yes, it makes sense that "highly arousable via genital/anal stimulation" would tend to equate to "procreates with great frequency". All else being equal.
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on November 21, 2012, 03:56:25 AM
reliably? or occasionally?
Every time. I assume that other ladies experience the same thing but either aren't aware or won't talk about it because talking about it might be considered unseemly.
Quote from: FROTISTED FUDGE CAK on November 21, 2012, 04:08:30 AM
Quote from: Net on November 21, 2012, 04:01:17 AM
Quote from: FROTISTED FUDGE CAK on November 21, 2012, 03:52:47 AM
I wonder if it's some sort of sensory reward for eliminating waste, or maybe just a coincidental side-effect of the elimination organs being so close to the reproductive organs?
I tend to view most things as highly multi-causal. So, yes and yes.
It also would make sense for natural selection to prefer humans with the most harmonious relationships with the one orifice that presents the one of the most direct threats to our survival.
Hm yes, it makes sense that "highly arousable via genital/anal stimulation" would tend to equate to "procreates with great frequency". All else being equal.
Not just sex, in my mind. I'm thinking that the ones who have a quasi-erotic (or flat out erotic) reward for carefully cleaning their bottoms are more likely the primates to have persisted through the eons, as the ones who had no incentive to pay special attention to the sensations in their butts (especially in respects that leave the hindquarters cleaner) may be more likely to die from complications involving fecal matter.
Diarrhea and urinary tract infections might be funny to us now, but it could have put us on the fast track to early death way back in the day.
Nature abhors a vacuum
LOL, Evolution by Butt Selection.
Cainad,
not helpful
Quote from: Net on November 21, 2012, 04:33:13 AM
Quote from: FROTISTED FUDGE CAK on November 21, 2012, 04:08:30 AM
Quote from: Net on November 21, 2012, 04:01:17 AM
Quote from: FROTISTED FUDGE CAK on November 21, 2012, 03:52:47 AM
I wonder if it's some sort of sensory reward for eliminating waste, or maybe just a coincidental side-effect of the elimination organs being so close to the reproductive organs?
I tend to view most things as highly multi-causal. So, yes and yes.
It also would make sense for natural selection to prefer humans with the most harmonious relationships with the one orifice that presents the one of the most direct threats to our survival.
Hm yes, it makes sense that "highly arousable via genital/anal stimulation" would tend to equate to "procreates with great frequency". All else being equal.
Not just sex, in my mind. I'm thinking that the ones who have a quasi-erotic (or flat out erotic) reward for carefully cleaning their bottoms are more likely the primates to have persisted through the eons, as the ones who had no incentive to pay special attention to the sensations in their butts (especially in respects that leave the hindquarters cleaner) may be more likely to die from complications involving fecal matter.
Diarrhea and urinary tract infections might be funny to us now, but it could have put us on the fast track to early death way back in the day.
That's a really good point.
I just wish I had this problem.
There is also the Freudian angle, it is summarized here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_stage
Part of the theory obviously has obviously more to do with Freud's craziness (in particular the crazy child-rearing methods in general use in his early whereabouts) than reality, but, if you'll excuse the pun, there is something there. A great deal of early carer-child interaction is around, about, or concerned with elimination - I think significance and erotic charge can be partly acquired on top of partly being genetically determined, as discussed above.
Quote from: FROTISTED FUDGE CAK on November 21, 2012, 04:09:30 AM
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on November 21, 2012, 03:56:25 AM
reliably? or occasionally?
Every time. I assume that other ladies experience the same thing but either aren't aware or won't talk about it because talking about it might be considered unseemly.
I don't. And I'd
talk about it. :lol:
Thank you for pooping!
Quote from: FROTISTED FUDGE CAK on November 21, 2012, 04:09:30 AM
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on November 21, 2012, 03:56:25 AM
reliably? or occasionally?
Every time. I assume that other ladies experience the same thing but either aren't aware or won't talk about it because talking about it might be considered unseemly.
I don't get aroused after pooping, but I do enjoy the sensation of a good bowel movement, in that it's quite relaxing!
This doesnt occur with me. Actually i find the necessity unpleasant and only enjoy the emptiness that i feel afterwards. But then again i have a propensity to drink whiskey and eat spicy food.
Also - i remember neil degrasse tyson using sex as evidence that intelligent design is incorrect. He said it was like building an amusement park in a sewer.
It seems like it would be guys getting aroused. Prostate.
I get a pleasant little shudder every time i piss, but no sensation from pooping like unto prostate fiddling.
which i hadn't really considered until this very moment.
i feel kinda ripped off. why doesn't that happen?
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on November 21, 2012, 08:08:35 AM
Quote from: FROTISTED FUDGE CAK on November 21, 2012, 04:09:30 AM
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on November 21, 2012, 03:56:25 AM
reliably? or occasionally?
Every time. I assume that other ladies experience the same thing but either aren't aware or won't talk about it because talking about it might be considered unseemly.
I don't. And I'd talk about it. :lol:
It doesn't feel like "Hey wow, I'm so horny right now!", it's more like just the biological markers of arousal; hard nipples, increased vaginal lubrication. The vaginal lubrication makes sense because it makes for a cleaner wipe... Nature's Wet-Wipe!™
The hard nipples, I don't see a purpose for. However, I now ask all of you to notice what your nipples do after you have a good poo, and report back.
Im afraid that im going to be touching my nipples when i shit to find out which will probably lead them to getting erect.
I will however note that my left ear has orgasmed before- consistently with one specific pair of headphones during a specific section of a specific cradle of filth song off of nymphetemine.
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on November 22, 2012, 04:17:24 AM
Im afraid that im going to be touching my nipples when i shit to find out which will probably lead them to getting erect.
I will however note that my left ear has orgasmed before- consistently with one specific pair of headphones during a specific section of a specific cradle of filth song off of nymphetemine.
Can't you just look at them? :?
Quote from: FROTISTED FUDGE CAK on November 22, 2012, 04:14:03 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on November 21, 2012, 08:08:35 AM
Quote from: FROTISTED FUDGE CAK on November 21, 2012, 04:09:30 AM
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on November 21, 2012, 03:56:25 AM
reliably? or occasionally?
Every time. I assume that other ladies experience the same thing but either aren't aware or won't talk about it because talking about it might be considered unseemly.
I don't. And I'd talk about it. :lol:
It doesn't feel like "Hey wow, I'm so horny right now!", it's more like just the biological markers of arousal; hard nipples, increased vaginal lubrication. The vaginal lubrication makes sense because it makes for a cleaner wipe... Nature's Wet-Wipe!™
The hard nipples, I don't see a purpose for. However, I now ask all of you to notice what your nipples do after you have a good poo, and report back.
Won't help. :(
Mine have been hard enough to cut glass since the day I was born no matter what's going on.
Well aside from the fact that i dont particularly enjoy not wearing clothes i usually poop at work or home. And right now the bathroom at home is cold thus fudging the data.
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on November 22, 2012, 04:24:48 AM
Quote from: FROTISTED FUDGE CAK on November 22, 2012, 04:14:03 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on November 21, 2012, 08:08:35 AM
Quote from: FROTISTED FUDGE CAK on November 21, 2012, 04:09:30 AM
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on November 21, 2012, 03:56:25 AM
reliably? or occasionally?
Every time. I assume that other ladies experience the same thing but either aren't aware or won't talk about it because talking about it might be considered unseemly.
I don't. And I'd talk about it. :lol:
It doesn't feel like "Hey wow, I'm so horny right now!", it's more like just the biological markers of arousal; hard nipples, increased vaginal lubrication. The vaginal lubrication makes sense because it makes for a cleaner wipe... Nature's Wet-Wipe!™
The hard nipples, I don't see a purpose for. However, I now ask all of you to notice what your nipples do after you have a good poo, and report back.
Won't help. :(
Mine have been hard enough to cut glass since the day I was born no matter what's going on.
THAT'S FUCKING WEIRD, DUDE.
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on November 22, 2012, 04:26:09 AM
Well aside from the fact that i dont particularly enjoy not wearing clothes i usually poop at work or home. And right now the bathroom at home is cold thus fudging the data.
I am confused about what kind of clothes you wear that completely prevent looking at your nips? Iron plate?
Quote from: FROTISTED FUDGE CAK on November 22, 2012, 05:27:18 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on November 22, 2012, 04:24:48 AM
Quote from: FROTISTED FUDGE CAK on November 22, 2012, 04:14:03 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on November 21, 2012, 08:08:35 AM
Quote from: FROTISTED FUDGE CAK on November 21, 2012, 04:09:30 AM
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on November 21, 2012, 03:56:25 AM
reliably? or occasionally?
Every time. I assume that other ladies experience the same thing but either aren't aware or won't talk about it because talking about it might be considered unseemly.
I don't. And I'd talk about it. :lol:
It doesn't feel like "Hey wow, I'm so horny right now!", it's more like just the biological markers of arousal; hard nipples, increased vaginal lubrication. The vaginal lubrication makes sense because it makes for a cleaner wipe... Nature's Wet-Wipe!™
The hard nipples, I don't see a purpose for. However, I now ask all of you to notice what your nipples do after you have a good poo, and report back.
Won't help. :(
Mine have been hard enough to cut glass since the day I was born no matter what's going on.
THAT'S FUCKING WEIRD, DUDE.
you're telling me! I mean, it would be cool if I actually LIKED sensory input from my nipples, but being as they're sensitive enough to be permanently hard I really don't like them being touched. And, of course, anyone I find myself in that position with always wants to touch them because they're permanently hard.
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on November 22, 2012, 05:50:45 AM
Quote from: FROTISTED FUDGE CAK on November 22, 2012, 05:27:18 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on November 22, 2012, 04:24:48 AM
Quote from: FROTISTED FUDGE CAK on November 22, 2012, 04:14:03 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on November 21, 2012, 08:08:35 AM
Quote from: FROTISTED FUDGE CAK on November 21, 2012, 04:09:30 AM
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on November 21, 2012, 03:56:25 AM
reliably? or occasionally?
Every time. I assume that other ladies experience the same thing but either aren't aware or won't talk about it because talking about it might be considered unseemly.
I don't. And I'd talk about it. :lol:
It doesn't feel like "Hey wow, I'm so horny right now!", it's more like just the biological markers of arousal; hard nipples, increased vaginal lubrication. The vaginal lubrication makes sense because it makes for a cleaner wipe... Nature's Wet-Wipe!™
The hard nipples, I don't see a purpose for. However, I now ask all of you to notice what your nipples do after you have a good poo, and report back.
Won't help. :(
Mine have been hard enough to cut glass since the day I was born no matter what's going on.
THAT'S FUCKING WEIRD, DUDE.
you're telling me! I mean, it would be cool if I actually LIKED sensory input from my nipples, but being as they're sensitive enough to be permanently hard I really don't like them being touched. And, of course, anyone I find myself in that position with always wants to touch them because they're permanently hard.
D: Yeah, that actually sounds kind of horrible. "Hi, I have a bundle of highly sensitive nerve endings RIGHT OUT FRONT HERE, please don't touch these!"
Mine are pretty sensitive, and as you can imagine, it can be difficult to dissuade people in certain situations from fiddling with them.
Quote from: FROTISTED FUDGE CAK on November 22, 2012, 05:28:25 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on November 22, 2012, 04:26:09 AM
Well aside from the fact that i dont particularly enjoy not wearing clothes i usually poop at work or home. And right now the bathroom at home is cold thus fudging the data.
I am confused about what kind of clothes you wear that completely prevent looking at your nips? Iron plate?
I like being as little exposed as possible??? Unless I'm bathing or getting my monkey on?
Quote from: FROTISTED FUDGE CAK on November 22, 2012, 05:28:25 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on November 22, 2012, 04:26:09 AM
Well aside from the fact that i dont particularly enjoy not wearing clothes i usually poop at work or home. And right now the bathroom at home is cold thus fudging the data.
I am confused about what kind of clothes you wear that completely prevent looking at your nips? Iron plate?
Hey, the iron plate is comfy. It helps mitigate the nip-sanding nature of life. I will concede that I remove it before pooping though.
Quote from: FROTISTED FUDGE CAK on November 22, 2012, 04:14:03 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on November 21, 2012, 08:08:35 AM
Quote from: FROTISTED FUDGE CAK on November 21, 2012, 04:09:30 AM
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on November 21, 2012, 03:56:25 AM
reliably? or occasionally?
Every time. I assume that other ladies experience the same thing but either aren't aware or won't talk about it because talking about it might be considered unseemly.
I don't. And I'd talk about it. :lol:
It doesn't feel like "Hey wow, I'm so horny right now!", it's more like just the biological markers of arousal; hard nipples, increased vaginal lubrication. The vaginal lubrication makes sense because it makes for a cleaner wipe... Nature's Wet-Wipe!™
The hard nipples, I don't see a purpose for. However, I now ask all of you to notice what your nipples do after you have a good poo, and report back.
Nada. :|
God damn hoe, you nasty!
Quote from: Richter, Baron von on November 22, 2012, 09:21:26 PM
Quote from: FROTISTED FUDGE CAK on November 22, 2012, 05:28:25 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on November 22, 2012, 04:26:09 AM
Well aside from the fact that i dont particularly enjoy not wearing clothes i usually poop at work or home. And right now the bathroom at home is cold thus fudging the data.
I am confused about what kind of clothes you wear that completely prevent looking at your nips? Iron plate?
Hey, the iron plate is comfy. It helps mitigate the nip-sanding nature of life. I will concede that I remove it before pooping though.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on November 22, 2012, 09:32:21 PM
Quote from: FROTISTED FUDGE CAK on November 22, 2012, 04:14:03 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on November 21, 2012, 08:08:35 AM
Quote from: FROTISTED FUDGE CAK on November 21, 2012, 04:09:30 AM
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on November 21, 2012, 03:56:25 AM
reliably? or occasionally?
Every time. I assume that other ladies experience the same thing but either aren't aware or won't talk about it because talking about it might be considered unseemly.
I don't. And I'd talk about it. :lol:
It doesn't feel like "Hey wow, I'm so horny right now!", it's more like just the biological markers of arousal; hard nipples, increased vaginal lubrication. The vaginal lubrication makes sense because it makes for a cleaner wipe... Nature's Wet-Wipe!™
The hard nipples, I don't see a purpose for. However, I now ask all of you to notice what your nipples do after you have a good poo, and report back.
Nada. :|
:lulz: Maybe it's just me. Hell, at least now I know!
You're sick, mister!
:thanks:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 23, 2012, 01:52:56 PM
Quote from: FROTISTED FUDGE CAK on November 23, 2012, 01:50:48 PM
:thanks:
I am at work today. This fills me with loathing.
WREAK HAVOC!
I am awake at stupid o'clock for absolutely no reason.
This makes me CRANKY.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 23, 2012, 02:20:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 23, 2012, 01:52:56 PM
Quote from: FROTISTED FUDGE CAK on November 23, 2012, 01:50:48 PM
:thanks:
I am at work today. This fills me with loathing.
I am also at work today. I, too, am filled.
Let me guess...Totally unimportant crap that could have waited for Monday, but hey, you're on salary, so come on in?
Someone has to incentivise solutions while ramping up the scope-creep to be more impactful.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 23, 2012, 02:25:10 PM
to be more impactful.
Annnnnnd we're back on topic.
TGRR,
Just destroyed the boss's toilet, and feeling S E X Y.
I love how you use other people's bathrooms when it's time to get funky.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 23, 2012, 02:30:54 PM
I love how you use other people's bathrooms when it's time to get funky.
Well...
1. I'm not fucking up MY bathroom, and
2. I'm here on a holiday for NO REASON, and he's at home.
TGRR,
Flushed, for what it's worth. Made things worse. My bad.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
:lulz:
im on my way into work. This is voluntary because rent is due next week.
I'm contemplating whether to go curl up with a cup of tea and a textbook.
After I poop, of course.
:lulz:
I suspect my O-face and my Oh-Crap-face are very similar.
Well, most bodily functions provide pleasure, and isnt sexual arousal derived from pleasure anyways?
Im sure that the mere act of breathing would be pleasurable if it wasnt so constant that it becomes a background operation.
And weeeeell, theres some psychoanalysis stuff about the anal character fixation, extreme fetichization of cleanliness and being disgusted by everything and anything, but bleh.
Always thought it had something to do with the prostate but if girls get it too. Then fuck if I know.
Actually, since I posted this, I have learned more about anatomy, and am guessing that it's just a function of that being a nerve-rich area. Why not have pooping and sex activate some of the same nerves? It is probably a feel-good reward for seeing to your body's survival functions, much as the pleasure we get from eating or sex. Most of that information is carried on the pudendal nerve, which explains the overlap.
My pooping is horror. I can't enjoy it, because I know I've ruined the world just a little bit more.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 11, 2015, 04:50:30 AM
My pooping is horror. I can't enjoy it, because I know I've ruined the world just a little bit more.
Wouldn't that enhance enjoyment? I feel like that would give it just that touch of extra zest, for me.
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 11, 2015, 04:50:30 AM
My pooping is horror. I can't enjoy it, because I know I've ruined the world just a little bit more.
Wouldn't that enhance enjoyment? I feel like that would give it just that touch of extra zest, for me.
Normally yes. But I'm eating Thai 2 meals a day, now.
I usually look at porn when I poop. Might have something to do with it...