HEY.
It's pretty swell having a bona fide Holy Man™ to go to when I need Quality Spiritual Guidance. I've gotten spiritual guidance before, from several sources, and those other jerks do not provide the quality. Especially the sexually repressed non-denominational Christian, they have nothing of value to say about anything most of the time.
I'm saying this because I want you to know that I truly appreciate the services you render.
I'm saying that because I want to a soft start before I
HUMBLY DEMAND THAT YOU ALLOW ME TO LEAVE YOU VOICEMAILS.
Now, just to be clear: I am not asking you to clear out your voicemail box own phone.
This can be done with a Google Voice account. A random phone number that has no connection to your actual phone and transcribes the messages. It transcribes them very oddly. If you leave such a number on your forum profile, why, who knows what kind of truly awe inspiring fuckery would take place there?
n your own phone.
I know what I would leave you, and I don't know if you'd like it, but it would make me feel a lot better. Like a confessional booth in the deepest levels of whatever level of hell Taylor Swift is going. I know it would probably make other people feel better too.
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DEAR GOD. PLEASE. PLEASE SOMEONE, ANYONE..HOLIST EVEN...THE MIND CONTROL LAZORS....CAN'T RESIST.......GOD....HOW CAN IT BE SO STRON....
Hey, so yeah, I ask you Discordians, isn't it time we had some two way communication here? Huh? Hey that uh, shit my beans.
Seconded, if only for hilarity's sake.
Oh sweet merciful fuck. This might be the best idea ever.
YESSSSSS DOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'll get the ball rolling here. I got myself a Compton phone number. Because I'm so gangster.
(424)260-SPAG
hit me with your best shots, people.
Saved to my address book as "ECH Mental Health Hotline".
So, this will go straight to voicemail?
Ooooh...
Oh, my.
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on November 29, 2012, 04:18:55 PM
I'll get the ball rolling here. I got myself a Compton phone number. Because I'm so gangster.
(424)260-SPAG
hit me with your best shots, people.
Sweet. I am going to save any of these that you spags make and call them when I'm feeling INSPIRED.
Mine is now in my sig, now to piss off some internet people.