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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 11, 2012, 12:07:33 AM

Title: SHAMELESS WHORING
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 11, 2012, 12:07:33 AM
I AM INCREDIBLY BROKE AND WINTER FINANCIAL AID DOESN'T GET IN FOR ANOTHER MONTH.

So I have spent a great deal of this weekend being very very productive and filling my Etsy store. With stuff, lots of stuff. YOU can help me just by looking at it, because for some reason the more people look at my stuff the better it does in searches.

http://www.etsy.com/shop/Beadwife

Thank you for looking! Pass it on to your friends if you feel like it!

More stuff is coming soon. Big puffy hearts and shit like that. I think also maybe some long dangly bronze chains with a single colorful bead hanging off them.
Title: Re: SHAMELESS WHORING
Post by: Don Coyote on December 11, 2012, 12:27:31 AM
I clickied, and looked around.
Title: Re: SHAMELESS WHORING
Post by: Suu on December 11, 2012, 12:29:45 AM
As a proud owner of some of Nigel's work, I HIGHLY recommend and endorse her beads. I get compliments all the time on even the simplest ones I have of hers! In fact, I wore quite a few of them strung from my boobs this past weekend!

No seriously, buy her shit.
Title: Re: SHAMELESS WHORING
Post by: Juana on December 11, 2012, 12:31:18 AM
I like the blue etched beads. I don't mess with beads much, but I think my mother might like them.
Title: Re: SHAMELESS WHORING
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 11, 2012, 12:33:57 AM
Aww, thanks Suu!

Garbo, if you get the urge to pass the link around, I will be forever grateful! And there is a LOT of stuff that's not in my Etsy store yet. At least a couple hundred more items. It'll take me a while but my goal is to have everything uploaded before Winter term starts.
Title: Re: SHAMELESS WHORING
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 11, 2012, 12:35:32 AM
Oh, and I have a ton of little blown amphora-style vessels that I'll be putting up too.
Title: Re: SHAMELESS WHORING
Post by: Suu on December 11, 2012, 12:42:05 AM
I think these would look beautiful on some black silk ribbon:

http://www.etsy.com/listing/117651669/shimmery-moonstone-and-red-lampwork-dot
Title: Re: SHAMELESS WHORING
Post by: Eater of Clowns on December 11, 2012, 12:43:03 AM
Hello, men of PD.

I'm EoC and I'm here to tell you Nigel's beads will get you laid.

Do you have a special lady in your life?  Would you like one?  With a minimum of effort and a modest expense, you too can craft a piece of jewelry that will be the envy of all the other gals in her sewing circle.

This high quality artisanal glasswork is the perfect highlight to the simplest of necklaces, the focal point of her new favorite bracelet, or the *gulp* dangley-things the ladyfolk hang from their piercing holes.  As she wears it to your next soiree, ball, gala, show, gallery, or get together her new admirers will be sure to point out its beauty.  She will modestly explain that you were, in fact, the provider of said jewelry and those bitches she has so loathed will bristle with jealousy.  Glorious, succulent jealousy.

And the party after that, my friend, is in her loins.  You and possibly that hot friend Margaery are sure to be her only invite.

So take it from me, men of PD.

Buy Nigel's beads.
Title: Re: SHAMELESS WHORING
Post by: Juana on December 11, 2012, 12:54:11 AM
Quote from: hølist on December 11, 2012, 12:33:57 AM
Aww, thanks Suu!

Garbo, if you get the urge to pass the link around, I will be forever grateful! And there is a LOT of stuff that's not in my Etsy store yet. At least a couple hundred more items. It'll take me a while but my goal is to have everything uploaded before Winter term starts.
I posted it on Facebook and I have a couple crafty friends who I think might be interested. I hope it helps, at least.

ETA: Pinterest and Tumblr'd, too.
Title: Re: SHAMELESS WHORING
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 11, 2012, 01:14:04 AM
Thanks, guys!

:lulz: EOC, your endorsement was masterful. I wish I could put it on my Etsy page!
Title: Re: SHAMELESS WHORING
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on December 11, 2012, 03:47:05 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 11, 2012, 12:43:03 AM
Hello, men of PD.

I'm EoC and I'm here to tell you Nigel's beads will get you laid.

Do you have a special lady in your life?  Would you like one?  With a minimum of effort and a modest expense, you too can craft a piece of jewelry that will be the envy of all the other gals in her sewing circle.

This high quality artisanal glasswork is the perfect highlight to the simplest of necklaces, the focal point of her new favorite bracelet, or the *gulp* dangley-things the ladyfolk hang from their piercing holes.  As she wears it to your next soiree, ball, gala, show, gallery, or get together her new admirers will be sure to point out its beauty.  She will modestly explain that you were, in fact, the provider of said jewelry and those bitches she has so loathed will bristle with jealousy.  Glorious, succulent jealousy.

And the party after that, my friend, is in her loins.  You and possibly that hot friend Margaery are sure to be her only invite.

So take it from me, men of PD.

Buy Nigel's beads.

Though I can't speak to specifics, I can confirm that Nigel's beads can get you laid. Seconding this endorsement.
Title: Re: SHAMELESS WHORING
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 11, 2012, 04:20:16 AM
That's it... my store needs a "testimonials" section.


THESE BEADS WILL GET YOU LAID.
Title: Re: SHAMELESS WHORING
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 11, 2012, 05:27:11 AM
I love your beads. I can't afford anything but I passed the link around to all my Etsy lovin' buddies.
Title: Re: SHAMELESS WHORING
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 11, 2012, 05:59:18 AM
Thank you!!
Title: Re: SHAMELESS WHORING
Post by: Signora Pæsior on December 11, 2012, 06:09:15 AM
I'mma buy the fuck out of your beads.

Not as sexual as it sounds.

...unless you want it to be.
Title: Re: SHAMELESS WHORING
Post by: Dildo Argentino on December 11, 2012, 12:25:07 PM
All of your beads are lovely and some of them are super-lovely. Any idea how long they take to get to Europe by standard mail?
Title: Re: SHAMELESS WHORING
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 11, 2012, 04:37:08 PM
Quote from: Signora Paesior on December 11, 2012, 06:09:15 AM
I'mma buy the fuck out of your beads.

Not as sexual as it sounds.

...unless you want it to be.

HOT
Title: Re: SHAMELESS WHORING
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 11, 2012, 04:39:07 PM
Quote from: holist on December 11, 2012, 12:25:07 PM
All of your beads are lovely and some of them are super-lovely. Any idea how long they take to get to Europe by standard mail?

Thank you!

They normally take less than a week, but occasionally (fairly rarely) they get sidelined by Customs in which case it can take up to six weeks. I label them "Glass Beads - Craft Supplies" which for unknown reasons usually makes Customs ignore them. But not always.
Title: Re: SHAMELESS WHORING
Post by: EK WAFFLR on December 11, 2012, 04:55:17 PM
These are quite lovely. Will spread to people.
Title: Re: SHAMELESS WHORING
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 11, 2012, 04:56:34 PM
Awesome!

My views are up, which means that I'm more visible on Etsy, and I'm crediting you guys for looking at my stuff. Thank you!
Title: Re: SHAMELESS WHORING
Post by: insideout on December 13, 2012, 03:42:37 PM
I passed the link on to my wife.  I think a couple of my daughters would absolutely adore your beads, and I'm thinking some of the earrings there would make super-nice christmas presents.  If wife agrees, I'll be buying beads tonite(just got paid today. w00t).
Title: Re: SHAMELESS WHORING
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 16, 2012, 09:33:37 PM
Quote from: insideout on December 13, 2012, 03:42:37 PM
I passed the link on to my wife.  I think a couple of my daughters would absolutely adore your beads, and I'm thinking some of the earrings there would make super-nice christmas presents.  If wife agrees, I'll be buying beads tonite(just got paid today. w00t).

Thank you!

I'm happy  that all my work has been paying off, and I'm finally selling beads again, woooo! Tuesday is going to be a studio day.
Title: Re: SHAMELESS WHORING
Post by: Patron Saint on December 17, 2012, 04:50:20 AM
Not really my thing but I've passed it on to some burner and hippy friends I have that craft stuff.

They will probably dig.
Title: Re: SHAMELESS WHORING
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 17, 2012, 06:53:02 AM
Thanks, I appreciate it. Burners and hippies aren't usually the market that buys my work but even if they just look the increased views are beneficial.
Title: Re: SHAMELESS WHORING
Post by: Scribbly on December 31, 2012, 11:41:26 AM
Bead turned up yesterday, and made my mom squeak with glee.

Of course, she's got an awful cold at the moment and has lost her voice, so everything she says is a squeak of some form.

But these were happy squeaks. Thanks Nigel! :D

(Also thanks for the awesome extras! Those made my day!)
Title: Re: SHAMELESS WHORING
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 31, 2012, 03:30:26 PM
I'd buy tons if I could afford just-for-pretty stuff at the moment. Facebooked at the most shopaholic group I'm in. :D
Title: Re: SHAMELESS WHORING
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 31, 2012, 05:00:03 PM
Thanks you guys! Demo, I'm glad your mom liked it!
Title: Re: SHAMELESS WHORING
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 12, 2013, 09:19:25 PM
I am NOT PROUD: http://www.gofundme.com/1tzmoo

Title: Re: SHAMELESS WHORING
Post by: LMNO on January 14, 2013, 12:58:38 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 12, 2013, 09:19:25 PM
I am NOT PROUD: http://www.gofundme.com/1tzmoo

Done.
Title: Re: SHAMELESS WHORING
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 14, 2013, 04:43:34 PM
You have my deepest gratitude, sir!