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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: Faust on December 17, 2012, 05:21:12 PM

Title: Congratulations North Korea
Post by: Faust on December 17, 2012, 05:21:12 PM
It's been one year since Kim Jong Il died and one year without the government collapsing into a desperate power grab.
And if it did congratulations on your successful media blackout.
Title: Re: Congratulations North Korea
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 17, 2012, 05:22:56 PM
Has it really been a year already? Fucking hell.
Title: Re: Congratulations North Korea
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 17, 2012, 10:52:31 PM
Time flies when you're having fun, right North Korea?
Title: Re: Congratulations North Korea
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 17, 2012, 10:56:18 PM
As an added note, this reminds me that one of my customers asked me about awhile who Kim Jong was and why he was ill? Was he some rich Chinese guy or what? At first I thought she was trolling, then I realized she was talking about something she'd seen on Yahoo! News, but hadn't read because she was looking for an article about Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner. And she didn't believe the explanation I gave her about a crazy Korean dictator-type.

Because Koreans are cute and little and fuzzy and wouldn't do things that are bad.

So congrats, also, North Korea, for successfully convincing part of America that you are, in fact, humanoid koalas. I think so long as you don't do anything that merits an interruption of Grey's Anatomy or America's Got Talent, you're safe.
Title: Re: Congratulations North Korea
Post by: Pæs on December 17, 2012, 10:58:13 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 17, 2012, 10:56:18 PM
So congrats, also, North Korea, for successfully convincing part of America that you are, in fact, humanoid koalas.
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7l8fyaqKg1qew6kmo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Congratulations North Korea
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 17, 2012, 10:59:37 PM
Quote from: Pæs on December 17, 2012, 10:58:13 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 17, 2012, 10:56:18 PM
So congrats, also, North Korea, for successfully convincing part of America that you are, in fact, humanoid koalas.
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7l8fyaqKg1qew6kmo1_500.jpg)

Isn't he cute and cuddly? Don't you just want to give him a loving squeeze and rub his belly?
Title: Re: Congratulations North Korea
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 17, 2012, 11:54:13 PM
Quote from: Pæs on December 17, 2012, 10:58:13 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 17, 2012, 10:56:18 PM
So congrats, also, North Korea, for successfully convincing part of America that you are, in fact, humanoid koalas.
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7l8fyaqKg1qew6kmo1_500.jpg)

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

KILL IT!
Title: Re: Congratulations North Korea
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 18, 2012, 12:01:35 AM
I knew those fuckers were bad news.
Title: Re: Congratulations North Korea
Post by: Faust on December 18, 2012, 01:44:55 AM
Quote from: Pæs on December 17, 2012, 10:58:13 PM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7l8fyaqKg1qew6kmo1_500.jpg)
Honourable leader Kim Jong Un, it is a pleasure to have you with us.
Title: Re: Congratulations North Korea
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 18, 2012, 09:33:48 PM
That's an awesome pic.
Title: Re: Congratulations North Korea
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 18, 2012, 09:54:18 PM
Quote from: ho|ist on December 18, 2012, 09:33:48 PM
That's an awesome pic.

It is a shoop, koalas have cute little bunny teeth.
Title: Re: Congratulations North Korea
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 18, 2012, 10:31:29 PM
Quote from: hølist on December 18, 2012, 09:54:18 PM
Quote from: ho|ist on December 18, 2012, 09:33:48 PM
That's an awesome pic.

It is a shoop, koalas have cute little bunny teeth.

Still pretty awesome  :lulz:
Title: Re: Congratulations North Korea
Post by: Pæs on December 18, 2012, 10:58:31 PM
Quote from: hølist on December 18, 2012, 09:54:18 PM
Quote from: ho|ist on December 18, 2012, 09:33:48 PM
That's an awesome pic.

It is a shoop, koalas have cute little bunny teeth.
Sure. And you have no agenda AT ALL in attempting to convince us of their innocence.

:roll:

(http://australianmuseum.net.au/Uploads/Comments/18460/dropbear1.jpg)
THE URL: http://australianmuseum.net.au/Uploads/Comments/18460/dropbear1.jpg
The museum is probably lying, though.
Title: Re: Congratulations North Korea
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 18, 2012, 11:16:19 PM
Wait, really? The little guys who get stoned off of eucalyptus all the time are little cuddly murderers?

Dude.


That's fucking metal.
Title: Re: Congratulations North Korea
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 18, 2012, 11:20:16 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drop_bear
Title: Re: Congratulations North Korea
Post by: Pæs on December 18, 2012, 11:23:49 PM
Quote from: ho|ist on December 18, 2012, 11:20:16 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drop_bear
Australians will tell you drop bears are fake even as you collapse under the impact of the screaming, clawing beastie.
They're just bitter about having to live in Australia.

EVERYTHING IS POISONOUS THERE. Did you really think they had a species which liked to cuddle and sleep all the time?
Title: Re: Congratulations North Korea
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 18, 2012, 11:28:57 PM
Quote from: Pæs on December 18, 2012, 11:23:49 PM
Quote from: ho|ist on December 18, 2012, 11:20:16 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drop_bear
Australians will tell you drop bears are fake even as you collapse under the impact of the screaming, clawing beastie.
They're just bitter about having to live in Australia.

EVERYTHING IS POISONOUS THERE. Did you really think they had a species which liked to cuddle and sleep all the time?

Yeah man. Gators, for example
Title: Re: Congratulations North Korea
Post by: Reginald Ret on December 23, 2012, 03:17:31 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wild_haggis
The fuck?  :lulz:
QuoteAccording to some sources, the wild haggis's left and right legs are of different lengths (cf. Sidehill gouger or Dahu), allowing it to run quickly around the steep mountains and hillsides which make up its natural habitat, but only in one direction.[2][4] It is further claimed that there are two varieties of haggis, one with longer left legs and the other with longer right legs. The former variety can run clockwise around a mountain (as seen from above) while the latter can run anticlockwise.[5] The two varieties coexist peacefully but are unable to interbreed in the wild because in order for the male of one variety to mate with a female of the other, he must turn to face in the same direction as his intended mate, causing him to lose his balance before he can mount her. As a result of this difficulty, differences in leg length among the haggis population are accentuated.[2]