Why can't you listen?
I'm listening. Thread makes no sound :?
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 19, 2012, 05:08:18 PM
I'm listening. Thread makes no sound :?
Well, I certainly didn't expect a SCOTSMAN to follow a simple instruction. That's why you guys are FUCKED. It's why Saint Boodle, the Scottish Apostle, was kicked out...Trying to feed Jesus M&Ms ISN'T FUNNY. You People have no appreciation for a deity's DIGNITY, and watching Him try to scarf down the M&Ms before they fell through his palms must have been the sort of RETARDED HUMOR that leads Scotsmen to do the sort of shit they do.
You can't tell me what to do. I'm entitled.
Quote from: Pæs on December 19, 2012, 05:23:38 PM
You can't tell me what to do. I'm entitled.
Since when are you an American? No, you're perched on that rock you call an island, upside down like a fucking bat, because you're too COOL to live on the upper side of the planet like NORMAL PEOPLE. It's NOT "cool", it's dangerous and sets a BAD EXAMPLE for children. Oh, yeah, I know, the FIRST time is "free", but soon they HAVE to hang upside down, and they'll beat up old ladies to pay for it. You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 19, 2012, 05:26:42 PM
Quote from: Pæs on December 19, 2012, 05:23:38 PM
You can't tell me what to do. I'm entitled.
Since when are you an American? No, you're perched on that rock you call an island, upside down like a fucking bat, because you're too COOL to live on the upper side of the planet like NORMAL PEOPLE. It's NOT "cool", it's dangerous and sets a BAD EXAMPLE for children. Oh, yeah, I know, the FIRST time is "free", but soon they HAVE to hang upside down, and they'll beat up old ladies to pay for it. You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
We tried to be cool. Thought we were proper geographical hipsters and everything. It was beautiful, to be able to say "New Zealand, you've probably never heard of it."
But then the hobbits came with their international media and the MAINSTREAM started to infect us.
And now our Prime Minister dances Gangnam Style for votes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nzn_al9gLA
TOTAL ASSIMILATION ACCOMPLISHED.
Quote from: Pæs on December 19, 2012, 05:34:49 PM
We tried to be cool. Thought we were proper geographical hipsters and everything. It was beautiful, to be able to say "New Zealand, you've probably never heard of it."
"We're not underground, we're UNDER THE PLANET."
Jesus H Christ, get over yourselves, already.
:lulz:
I HAVE RIGHTS, DAMNIT!
Quote from: holis† on December 20, 2012, 02:13:38 PM
I HAVE RIGHTS, DAMNIT!
No. Triple Zero has rights, because HE whittles. On a porch. In AMERICA. You, sir, live in a country that makes up new letters to compensate for your slavery to the social safety net, and lets people run around all unregistered.
Quote from: hølist on December 19, 2012, 05:44:00 PM
:lulz:
Dark Empress Nigel laughs at hideously inappropriate things. For example, that bad artist that wouldn't do the "Nerve Agent Dance" for the pleasure of the Skinsaw Queen...So Nigel had the artist's feet cut off, since the artist wasn't using them anyway. And the poor girl's severed feet are
still dancing in those horrible red shoes, just outside the church door, waiting for an absolution that will never, ever come.
This is why her subjects aren't a church-going folk. That shit is CREEPY.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 20, 2012, 02:16:21 PM
Quote from: holis† on December 20, 2012, 02:13:38 PM
I HAVE RIGHTS, DAMNIT!
No. Triple Zero has rights, because HE whittles. On a porch. In AMERICA. You, sir, live in a country that makes up new letters to compensate for your slavery to the social safety net, and lets people run around all unregistered.
:spit:
HALLELUJAH, FOR MINE EYES HATH WITNESSED THIS MOST HOLY OF ACTS :lulz: :lulz:
Also, violating the sanctity of this thread for cheap yuks.
Quote from: Cainad on December 20, 2012, 03:35:04 PM
Also, violating the sanctity of this thread for cheap yuks.
You'll be laughing out the other side of your neck when the hydraulic men come around, some dark night. You'll hear the whine of their pumps, the hiss of their cylinders...But we won't be hearing from you. No. You'll be BUSY, really, really BUSY, and you'll have NOBODY BUT YOURSELF TO BLAME. You will call upon me THEN, but I shall not answer. Not because you're a vile sinner (you are), but because those motherfuckers are MEAN. They keep a bug in the back of their vans.
some cool threads:
(http://www.gypsyrose.com/images/T/75959.jpg)
Quote from: insideout on December 20, 2012, 04:17:31 PM
some cool threads:
(http://www.gypsyrose.com/images/T/75959.jpg)
SAVED BY THE NANNYWALL! Gypsy Rose? Is that some kind of hippy shit? See, this is EXACTLY why you're inside out. If you got with the times, you'd be right side up and your organs wouldn't be dangling all over the place. I've seen this before...It's the apartment where the body parts are hidden. There's a big lock on the door. It's only opened late at night when Nigel sneaks in to cover the pieces with more dry ice to keep the smell down.
I TOLD her and TOLD her to take the pieces out one at a time and toss them in a dumpster, but would she listen? HELL no. Just wait until it gets warm and the roaches come out. They'll be trying to get in under the door, and that'll be SURE to tip off the cops.
But I digress. Fact is, this thread, this board, this nation, indeed, this very WORLD can do without more patchouli-stink. THE 60s ENDED 40 YEARS AGO. IT'S OVER.
HALLELUJAH! I'm not staying out!
Waffles,
Pinko European, used to walk in wherever he wants to.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 20, 2012, 03:33:22 PM
Quote from: hølist on December 19, 2012, 05:44:00 PM
:lulz:
Dark Empress Nigel laughs at hideously inappropriate things. For example, that bad artist that wouldn't do the "Nerve Agent Dance" for the pleasure of the Skinsaw Queen...So Nigel had the artist's feet cut off, since the artist wasn't using them anyway. And the poor girl's severed feet are still dancing in those horrible red shoes, just outside the church door, waiting for an absolution that will never, ever come.
This is why her subjects aren't a church-going folk. That shit is CREEPY.
I GOTTA BE ME.
Quote from: holis† on December 20, 2012, 05:23:31 PM
HALLELUJAH! I'm not staying out!
Waffles,
Pinko European, used to walk in wherever he wants to.
Yeah, okay, it's YOUR SOUL, after all. FOR NOW. But if you keep this shit up, it's only a matter of time before it's sucked out of you (the BAD way), put in baggies and sold as drugs to Guidos, which they take before illegal, unsanctioned fist-pumping competitions.
Quote from: hølist on December 20, 2012, 05:25:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 20, 2012, 03:33:22 PM
Quote from: hølist on December 19, 2012, 05:44:00 PM
:lulz:
Dark Empress Nigel laughs at hideously inappropriate things. For example, that bad artist that wouldn't do the "Nerve Agent Dance" for the pleasure of the Skinsaw Queen...So Nigel had the artist's feet cut off, since the artist wasn't using them anyway. And the poor girl's severed feet are still dancing in those horrible red shoes, just outside the church door, waiting for an absolution that will never, ever come.
This is why her subjects aren't a church-going folk. That shit is CREEPY.
I GOTTA BE ALL 5 BILLION OF ME.
Fixed.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 20, 2012, 05:27:18 PM
Quote from: hølist on December 20, 2012, 05:25:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 20, 2012, 03:33:22 PM
Quote from: hølist on December 19, 2012, 05:44:00 PM
:lulz:
Dark Empress Nigel laughs at hideously inappropriate things. For example, that bad artist that wouldn't do the "Nerve Agent Dance" for the pleasure of the Skinsaw Queen...So Nigel had the artist's feet cut off, since the artist wasn't using them anyway. And the poor girl's severed feet are still dancing in those horrible red shoes, just outside the church door, waiting for an absolution that will never, ever come.
This is why her subjects aren't a church-going folk. That shit is CREEPY.
I GOTTA BE ALL 5 BILLION OF ME.
Fixed.
:lol:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 19, 2012, 05:07:25 PM
Why can't you listen?
It's my way of sticking it to the man, man.
Now where's the "share" button so I can show all my friends how badass I am?
Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on December 20, 2012, 05:47:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 19, 2012, 05:07:25 PM
Why can't you listen?
It's my way of sticking it to the man, man.
Now where's the "share" button so I can show all my friends how badass I am?
There'll be no share buttons in the camps, Trippingprincezz. Just you, your paper-thin overalls, and your gruel bowl. People will engage in bloodsport for cigarettes. The guards will pipe in Gershwin tunes (you know, those annoying-ass "New York Wakes Up" things from old black and white movies), and they'll bury the dead in the latrines.
larD
Cute cat photo's are out, and koala related images are in -
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal05/2012/5/29/16/enhanced-buzz-wide-21823-1338324629-30.jpg)
Ah.... So I found the introduction thread first time of asking! And you say there is no coinsdence?
Hi I'm............forgot! No that's not right.......anyway....
That's what it is....... Why am I here? Well I fell asleep on a little train ride and missed my stop!
How can you miss a stop?
That's a ridiculous concept. I can miss having sex, I can miss a bus, I can't miss a stop!
What is a stop anyway?
An interlude whilst I attempt to find my track....put on big band type of thing stuff....and hum!
Bourne now upon the spiral current, a single I shattered to form
within this fractal of compassion, this eye can rend a single sojourn.
In tumid love of possessive companion, I seek to pay with material gain
mind motiveless through want of being, this eye of empathy is paid via pain.
When vexed by languished whimsicality, this I left being by given right
then viewed motiveless physicality, the eye once spells eternal light.
Written from already thought, an I corrupts a corporate court
counterpart of judge and jury, may eye conceive of that as sought.
Once brought into the lack of seeing, must I conflate the way to perceive
too complex the verse in action, could eye contend with sceptered malaise.
Now use of imagination, I contend with visual current creation
Through a timed confirmation of configuration, our eye will confirm all's elation.
That's a thing or not?
I have wonder or rednow? Which may be seen in time/
Sorry forgot why I'm bothering
Not yours, enjoy limitation,
Fuck off :lulz:
My brain hurtzz
I keep telling kids, I keep telling them "DON'T SNORT OXYCLEAN".
But they never listen.
They will do what they do,
I may have become maudlin.
I ain't so slow.
This thread killed Payne the first time and who wouldn't I recycle to get him back.
Heartless fucks.
Quote from: Richter on August 01, 2015, 02:59:04 AM
This thread killed Payne the first time and who wouldn't I recycle to get him back.
Heartless fucks.
:lol: :lol: :lol: