Principia Discordia

Holy freakin hell!!!!  They are actually making a Hitchhiker's Guide to the galaxy movie!!!! :shock:  I don't whether to be excited or worried!


DON'T PANIC

Um, that movie was made in like the 60's or something.  You've been watching too many time travel flicks.

dude, that was the series, nto the movie.

the movie has been in pre-pre-pre-production for decades, as revealed in the salmon of doubt.

There's also a radio show I heard part of once. It was the part where the whale falls to the planet.

radio show came first, then whiel teh radio show was still in production the books began coming out.

i've sen the series, well teh first episode. it was a sin against humanity.

Let's hope the movie isn't.

it couldn't possibly be as bad as teh television series. trust me.

Good. I know to avoid the TV version now, too. Thanks.

No shit, saw the tv series, and listened to the radio one as well and both were severely depressing.
>shrug< Was sitting in the theater today to watch National Treasure and they had a preview for it.  Between my mother and I we laughed loud enough to get kicked out.

The radio show rocked when you were driving home late at night
in the late 1970s (or so) from making sales sales in three or four
states and you flipped around the radio dial (because you didn't
even have a cassette player in your car) and you discovered this
really weird radio play that almost caused you to drive off an
overpass because it was so damn strange and funny.

Sales calls suck. So did the tv series. I have some of the
radio play on cassette. It still rocks.

SPOILER ALERT!!!!!  IF YOU HAVE NOT YET READ THE BOOKS, DO NOT YET READ THIS POST!!!!

















I know that Mos Def is playing Ford Prefect, and I'm ok with that, but does anyone know who's been cast for any of the other major roles? and is it just covering the first book or is it condensing the entire series into one movie, with the whole Trillian vs. Trillian at the end?

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Haven't heard anything yet about the cast.  I just hope Leonardo Dicaprio isn't a part of it.

I heard it's being made by Disney. This can only mean one thing...

Tom Hanks as Arthur Dent, and Zaphod Beeblebrox, and Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz, and Ford Prefect too.

:x

Ford Prefect = Mos Def.

dunno about the rest of the cast, but if they got anyone other than Johnny Depp to play Zaphod Beeblebrox, I will have to firebomb someone...

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Quote from: Redheaded DoomsayerHaven't heard anything yet about the cast.  I just hope Leonardo Dicaprio isn't a part of it.

If there is a scene where he spends hours (literally) in an poetry appreciation chair appreciating vogon poetry it might get a good movie.

Dunno who this Mos Def guy is, but I don't know how he'll be a better Ford than David Dixon.

[liked the crappy BBC version]

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Mos Def = Good Rapper (backpacker rap, not bling-bling rap), better Actor...he's actually a really good fit for the role...but still, Zaphod Beeblebrox HAS TO = Johny Depp.....

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good rapper is an oxymoron.

as opposed to Hotsuma, which is just a moron.

try not to be too narrow-minded if you can help it....statements like that just expose your inner character weakness...

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His name sounds familiar - has he been in movies before?

yeah, he's been in a bunch of stuff, and of course, as soon as I started typing, the names of every movie I could think of that he's  been in ran screaming out of my head...

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Quote from: Turd Fergusonas opposed to Hotsuma, which is just a moron.

try not to be too narrow-minded if you can help it....statements like that just expose your inner character weakness...

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maybe if there was a you know...good rapper, then I wouldn't have made said statement.

fact: 100% of all hip-hop "artists" are being whored by the record companies.

none of them are any different from each other.
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allthough I admit, your whole "is jsut a moron" comment was almost good. try again when you can stop calling yourself shit.

wow...you just instantly clinched the award for "stupidest thing I've ever seen posted on this board"...Oazaki's gonna be pissed when he finds out...dude, there's just as much underground/independent hip-hop as there is punk or rock or blues or anything else....if you just think it's cool to sound like an idiot, then feel free, but if you really wanna hear some good, non-corporate, non-talking about riches 'n' bitches hip-hop, lemme know, cuz I can put together a good list of artists for you to start with...

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Wow. I thought I was a harsh critic, but....geez, Hotsuma. You just take the cake. I mean, dismissing an entire GENRE...even I couldn't do that...bravo...

:roll:

fo' real, though!

I mean, I'm a wicked bad music snob, but I like good music, regardless of what super-over-hyphenated sub-niche-category it falls into...

though I must admit, I'm a really big fan of avant-noise-politi-post-punk-metal....

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which just means that I've been listening to Refused and The Icarus Line alot lately...

Quote from: Turd Fergusonfo' real, though!

I mean, I'm a wicked bad music snob, but I like good music, regardless of what super-over-hyphenated sub-niche-category it falls into...

though I must admit, I'm a really big fan of avant-noise-politi-post-punk-metal....

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which just means that I've been listening to Refused and The Icarus Line alot lately...

Bah.  You kids wouldn't know GOOD music if it ran up and bit ya.

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which just means that I've been listening to Refused and The Icarus Line alot lately...

Ok...never heard of them.

I like political music, too, but strangely, I don't like RATM....

*sings along with "Black Queen"*

[music]Don't you go bet on the Black Queen...[/music]

rage against the machine sucks my ass, and should not be referred to as political music, but as corporate teat-sucking hypocrisy-metal...check out Refused...I don't think you'll be disappointed...

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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Turd Fergusonfo' real, though!

I mean, I'm a wicked bad music snob, but I like good music, regardless of what super-over-hyphenated sub-niche-category it falls into...

though I must admit, I'm a really big fan of avant-noise-politi-post-punk-metal....

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which just means that I've been listening to Refused and The Icarus Line alot lately...

Bah.  You kids wouldn't know GOOD music if it ran up and bit ya.

says the Grateful Dead fan....

:roll:

*sharpens the fangs on her CD collection*

Quote from: agent compassionWow. I thought I was a harsh critic, but....geez, Hotsuma. You just take the cake. I mean, dismissing an entire GENRE...even I couldn't do that...bravo...

:roll:

damn right. I'm the overlord of critics. all other critics funnel just a small portion of my mind.

I'm also an asshole.

Quote from: Turd Fergusonrage against the machine sucks my ass, and should not be referred to as political music, but as corporate teat-sucking hypocrisy-metal...check out Refused...I don't think you'll be disappointed...

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i don't know abotu refused(sounds familiar, but lots of band names do), but i totally agree about the rest.

i do liek teh band work in the first two albums, but replayability got severely limited due to the faux politicality / child with a temper tantrum vibe.

The thing that always pissed me off about Rage was that their lyrics just kinda went on and on, without any sort of thought as to the flow, like they were reading their high school essays set to music...and also, that guy screamed too damn much, and not in a COOL way. And it was like, obvious rants, played-out superficial political rants.

I much prefer SOAD for when I wanna get my politics on....better lyrics, better singing, they're just BETTER and they don't present every.single.song as some kind of "statement."

"manufacturing consent is the name of the game - the bottom line is money, nobody gives a fuck!"

i liek the first soad album, 2nd one is alright. from what i've heard of thei r later albums, iw asn't particuarly impressed, just not particularly innovative or catchy like the first one was.

there was one rage song with tool that was cool, but i dunno if it came on any buyable cd, i found it on kazaa once "you can't kill the revolution"

Quotei liek the first soad album, 2nd one is alright. from what i've heard of thei r later albums, iw asn't particuarly impressed, just not particularly innovative or catchy like the first one was.

"Steal This Album" is friggin awesome. :)

Quotethere was one rage song with tool that was cool, but i dunno if it came on any buyable cd, i found it on kazaa once "you can't kill the revolution"

Well, yeah, I mean, Anything+Tool=Cool.

:)

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Quotei liek the first soad album, 2nd one is alright. from what i've heard of thei r later albums, iw asn't particuarly impressed, just not particularly innovative or catchy like the first one was.

"Steal This Album" is friggin awesome. :)

Quotethere was one rage song with tool that was cool, but i dunno if it came on any buyable cd, i found it on kazaa once "you can't kill the revolution"

Well, yeah, I mean, Anything+Tool=Cool.

:)

hmm maybe i'll take a closer look. i threw a few songs from some album(don't even know the name) that was on teh jukebaox at my pub. was mighty technical, but nothing new. also to add to the post further up there, i found toxicity a bit too catchy.

and yer right about tool there.

in the interest of brevity, I'm just gonna say that I agree wiht both of you for the last few posts...although, Tool maybe should have called it quits before they released the same song under 14 different names on one album (Lateralus)...but they still rule...and so does SOAD, and I also like the first album the best...you two should REALLY check out Refused...they're unbelieveably good, and they deserve a little exposure...the 2 albums you'll want to hear are "the shape of punk to come" and "songs to fan the flames of discontent"

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yeah i hear ya about laterlus to a certain extent.

alot more tech than aenima, but i ike aenima way better.

Personally I was always a bigger fan of their older albums Opiate and Undertow.  Not saying Aenima isn't good (which it is).  And Lateralus is fine if you're on an ounce of shrooms, otherwise it's just ok.

Drawing back on my early highschool years of listening to Tool, I still feel that ?Ünima was definately their peak musically, Opiate was crap, and Undertow had maybe two or three songs that I felt to be genuinely good. Anymore, I cant get over how "angsty" Tool really sounds to me, but I can still go back and listen to ?Ünima without any prejudice against them for their fan-base, Undertow is just too simplistic overall, and Opiate is pretty much the same case as Undertow... only more-so.

I dont care what Turd, or Hotsuma, or anyone else says...

I am the single most pretentious music snob to post on this forum, hands down.

I challenge you to a music snob duel.

My credentials:
-Music editor for Lollipop Magazine //www.lollipop.com for 5 years.
-Music Critic for Lollipop, The Noise, Etecetera and Counterpoint magazines for 10 years.
-Graduate of Berklee College Of Music, Majoring in Music Production and Engineering.


::slaps Z3 with copy of Spinal Taps' "Smell the Glove::

You're a graduate of berklee? Thats kind of impressive.

I think I know how this is going to turn out, but I'm willing to go with it.

My Credentials -
- Has been in a band with a drummer who used to play back up for BB King
- Opened for an indie band that made their own instruments out of sheet metal
- Listens to japanese noise music, a variety of japanese noise music (not just merzbow)

You gave me three, so I give you three. Although I must say, you definately have a degree of professionalism (IE work experience/diploma) that I lack, however... I assure you that I make up for it through tenacity, and obscurity.

::Cracks Knuckles::

-Plays in a band with a guitarist who traded leather jackets withJohnny Thunders
-Played in a band who opened for Jesus Lizard
-Got high with Thurston Moore & Kim Gordon
-Considers Merzbow & Masonna fairly good examples of Noise, but prefers Non and old Throbbing Gristle.

I'll try to keep up, old-timer.

-Is not a fan of Sonic Youth but was pointed and laughed at by the guitar player and vocalist for Walls of Jericho for being too high to open a door-
-traded shirts with Atom & his Package-
-had Anal Blast play a show in his basement. (while other bands have played here, that show remains fresh in my memory)-
-Thinks that Merzbow and Masonna are fairly good examples of noise, but prefers Kazumoto Endo and Gore Beyond Necropsy. Throbbing Gristle, while certainly noisey, tends to be accredited to founding (not simply belonging to) the industrial genre, and Boyd Rice seems to fit comfortably into that spectrum. Its not unknown for genres, by their very natures, to overlap... so in all truth this isnt very unusual.-

oh, you kids today...

-drank whiskey with Alex Hacke and NU Unruh of Einsturzende Neubauten while discussing the finer points of belt sanders as percussion
-talked sex & politics with Ian MacKaye
-Strongly agree when John Cage said "people who are truly interested in sound tend to be interested in the small ones," and so consider the middle works of Eno and Stockhausen to be precursers to the Noise movement in general.[/u]

I'm definately getting outclassed here...

-Sang Happy-Birthday to Simen Hestnaes (ICS Vortex) when he was touring with Dimmu Borgir-
-Had his birth certificate signed by Trey Azagthoth, to date the only autograph ever requested by a musician, and most likely the last-
-could understand how one could consider Eno to be a definate precursor to the Noise movement, wasnt Eno among the first to really explore Reel-to-Reel tape flanging?-
-Feels, however, that Musique Concrete is the true precursor to Noise music-


(edit: in reference to Musique Concrete, I just caught the stockhausen reference... touche`)

Anytime you want to quit, go ahead...

-Opened for GWAR, & grossed them out when I split open my elbow on the first song and bled for real all over the stage for the rest of the set (GWAR wouldn't go on until it was cleaned up)
-drank beer & spoke with M Gira & Jarboe (Swans) on the effect of delta blues on their music
-Considers John Coltrane's last major works (OM, Ascension, Selflessnes) far greater accomplishments than A Love Supreme

Y'all bustaz don' know sheeeyit. I used to cook rocks up fo' Eazy, befo' I moved up to pickin' out groupiez fo' 'Pac. Then I moved to tha City fo' a while, worked wit Drrty McGurrrty, helpin' hiz crazy azz stay out' the way of tha Po. cain't get no mo' work afta that cuz they say e'ybody I work fo' keep dyin'...see, what I'm sayin' is, y'all think you got brags cuz y'all try to interface wit' legendz of tha music world...I create tha legendz, so y'alll got LONG way to go to catch up wit' ME.

Hats off to Turd for bursting the bubble of pretention.




::doffs hat::

I am going to throw in the towel, in all honesty you had me last round... but I wanted to keep it up, I've been enjoying this immensely. In all honesty, though, you got me almost entirely based on your experience as a music snob... whereas myself, am little more than a fledgling music snob.

Though, It'll be a rare day that you see me let anybody pat themselves on the back for music snobbery while discussing the finer points of System of a Down.

Here's what I've got going for me.

-A comprehensive knowledge of modern music history, specifically underground music-
-A house that until recently did a lot of shows for a lot of touring bands-
-A general distaste of conformity in music, even amongst non-conformists-
-Some knowledge of basic sound theory-
-a handfull of crazy ideas concerning binaural rythyms and neurolinguistic programming-

Anyway, I gladly concede the title of grandmaster over to you, perhaps someday I'll be able to take it from you.

hey, look at me! I'm only the 3rd most annoyingly pretentious music snob on these boards! wow!


and let's get one thing straight....for the record, one last time, I am NOT Mad Skillz...I was Mad Skillz for about 45 minutes, and the real Mad Skillz was pretty pissed that I "confessed" to being him....I know him, nad we're tight in real life, but he's NOT me....anymore....

and while you both have me out-snobbed, and out-obscured, I have you beat when it comes to hte "I did such and such with so and so" competition...you see, my band (who has opened for the Accused, too, BTW) was supposed to open for Dee Dee Ramone except he died 2 days before that show...we were the first show not to get played due to his untimely demise...also, when I was in NoLa once, I bribed my way into the House of Blues during soundcheck and told Jack Black I was a music reporter for a west coast paper who's vacation happened ot coincide with their show, and we ended up drinking heavily for several hours....when I lived in Michigan, I used to run with CTYC...and, I shagged the singer for Birdsaw when I lived in Mammoth, CA....

top that.

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Gah.

From the apparent qualifications to be a music snob, I should get the award for being the antithesis of a music snob.  I've been to three concerts - in my life - and hated two of them, and the closest I've gotten to a celebrity is dating (I use the term euphemistically) someone with a slight physical resemblance to Peter Steele.

don't feel bad...I'm actually Kerry King from Slayer, I just didn't wanna burst their bubbles too soon...

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god hates us all was a fucking disapointment man.

have to agree there, God Hates Us All was mostly a disappointing album, only cool thing was it was released on Sept 11.

and as  far as "NOISE" goes, i will have to say the Mike Patton is better than any of the rest that have been named as I have atleast heard/seen him in concert, on multiple occasions...

i missed bungle both times they were in teh gneral vicinity of my converged point of existence.

i blame women and alcohol. and maybe lsd too.

edit: incidentally i was listening to jetpilot by soad at right about the exact time(wasn;t wearign a watch) the first plane hit the tower. it was tehn that i felt a great disturbance in teh w00t! as if a thousand n00bs cried out "OMFG! HAX0R!!!!!!" all at once.


no word of a lie.

wehn i got to work they were tellign em a bout and i was like "well that;s mighty fucked" and proceeded to do as any loyal patriot would an slanged some mof0x0rin burgas.

I've met "Weird Al" Yankovic. And Justin Hayward(Moody Blues).

So, whatever.

:)

Yeah? Well, I've seen Dream Theater, Queensryche, and Rush in concert.

Not obscure enough, you say?

I saw each of them for the first time within the last two years.

PWN3D!!!!11

I follow Sugarhole every where they go.


I have been at every performance and every recording session.

And If I can get my daughter away from the mike and the keyboards long enough I will even record with them rather than just record and mix them.


Pop Divas can be pretty demanding at age three ( ok so I'm a little early. sue me.)

really though...I ate doritos and dranks pepsi with ice-t and body count on the tour bus.

had coffee with the posies( i'm sure turd can tell you how easy it is though)

had a nice discussion with neil young about the fucking sewage treatment plant here in wenatchee.

Had a bar-b-q meal with willy nelson also here in wenatchee.

Pissed in the next stall from gibby haynes... this man is one of those bathroom talkers. it was fun we even shook each others hand with out washing them first... he one upped me pretty good... he licked his hand afterwards... this man really likes his cars let me tell you.

played chess with george the animal steele.

sat along the train tracks and shot bottle rockets off with drew berrymore( you know wenatchee is kind of a cool town)

Played with dry ice in the parking lot of the east wenatchee top foods with king buzzo.

missed a phone call from the Ween boys but had the message they left on tape for me ( my x threw it out... It just sounded like a prank call to her...)

Drank beer with sweaty nipples ( the whole band... they liked my roommates and my blend of tobacco and marijauna it had a lot more tobacco than pot but after a few j's you can feel a slight buzz hitting... besides we were drinking , fuck off)

... yawn...


and really not that impressive... some real cool people if you catch them at the right time and attitude.

case in point... after a long nights show at the gorge poor mister neil young winds up at one of our local hotels ( this place is known for housing artists that play at the gorge but we still kind of stay away... you know a respect thing)
and several things are missing from the rider.... she gets hell from him or one of his crew( she was pretty upset when she told this story... even to this day her husband says" I don't know who said what to her but it made her pretty upset) for like a hour and a half.

abyways david and I go to pick her up in the morning... were waiting outside and I'm in my sonic youth t-shirt from the concert i saw them play with neil young... he goes to the bus and comes back by us and goes back into the hotel... a few minutes later he comes back out and says" you seen sonic youth in concert?"...

"Sure did but was more impressed by the fact that the headliner proved that you can teach an old dog new tricks"

He laughs at this and the wind picks up from the east.... seweage treatment plant...


neil says" what the hell is that?"

we both tell him.

"And they still manage to book this hotel"

david" well you know I don't think they advertise that fact when they pitch the hotel to the ... tour agents?!?!?"

" yeah well let me tell you this staff here isn't that good either"

" what happened?"

now i'm too busy noticing davids pissed tic start twitching to really liste to what mr' young had to say... I was about ready to jump between the two of them if you know what i mean....

but they got it fixed so I guess it's ok ... so what are you guys doing down here anyways... you didn't try to talk with me and your not asking for my autograph.

david " well I'm actually her to pick up my wife"

" oh" neil pauses for a long time and we all stand in scilence... " so how far away is that sewage plant?... come over her with me... my names carl." I put out my hand... he shakes with me david goes inside to talk to his wife.


I take him to the other side of the hotel point accross the railroad tracks at a building and say " see that?"

" yeah"

"thats the sewage treatment plant"

Isn't that a bit close to the hotel ... did they put it in after the hotel was built?"

" no sir... the hotel was built here well after that thing had been put in"

" what made someone think that it was a good idea to put a hotel that close to a sewage treatment plant?"


I point to the next building over " the same type of person that thinks it's a good idea to open a restaurant near one"

He really starts to laugh... for quite some time... hard and loud...


Well I got to get back but if you wait I'll send someone down with something for you and your freind....( we wound up with four tickets to neils second concert at the gorge later that day...

we sold them and bought some pot.

I mean i've met more people but these are the ones who's stories i like to tell... because it's fucking wenatchee...you wanna hear more about this town ask sssbella.

Quote from: PricklyYeah? Well, I've seen Dream Theater, Queensryche, and Rush in concert.

Not obscure enough, you say?

I saw each of them for the first time within the last two years.

PWN3D!!!!11

oh yeah?

I carded Chris DeGarmo from Queensryche and wouldn't let him into the club until he went to his car and got his ID...and they were playing that night...UBER-PWN3D!!!

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edit: I must say, Agent Graves, I'm impressed...I had NO idea Wenatchee could be that cool....and shaking hands with Gibby Haynes? damn...my hat's off to you, sir.

I can play the kazoo.

Quote from: Turd Ferguson

Quote from: PricklyYeah? Well, I've seen Dream Theater, Queensryche, and Rush in concert.

Not obscure enough, you say?

I saw each of them for the first time within the last two years.

PWN3D!!!!11

oh yeah?

I carded Chris DeGarmo from Queensryche and wouldn't let him into the club until he went to his car and got his ID...and they were playing that night...UBER-PWN3D!!!

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edit: I must say, Agent Graves, I'm impressed...I had NO idea Wenatchee could be that cool....and shaking hands with Gibby Haynes? damn...my hat's off to you, sir.

Wenatchee's really not that cool.

but our location brings some wonderful guests.

I have a freind that watches the house next door to a member of guns and roses.

He doesn't like loud parties.


It's really one of the good things in life to say that you were at a party that had a member of guns and roses call the authorities in to stop...

We were playing sink with a car body and potato guns.

it took a lot of work to get that thing to float.

and then we started shooting the hell out of it.


then the sherrif's department showed up.

we got fined and all that stuff.


fuck that party hard persona... it;s a show.

He couldn't hang.


his name is left out of this post because the fucker is a git.

Quote from: Turd Ferguson

Quote from: PricklyYeah? Well, I've seen Dream Theater, Queensryche, and Rush in concert.

Not obscure enough, you say?

I saw each of them for the first time within the last two years.

PWN3D!!!!11

oh yeah?

I carded Chris DeGarmo from Queensryche and wouldn't let him into the club until he went to his car and got his ID...and they were playing that night...UBER-PWN3D!!!

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edit: I must say, Agent Graves, I'm impressed...I had NO idea Wenatchee could be that cool....and shaking hands with Gibby Haynes? damn...my hat's off to you, sir.

and good for you fo carding that fuck.

I'm guessing you're talking about Duff...he is kind of a dickwad...he's my guitar player's first cousin...we tried to get him to help us get off the ground (at a time when he wasn't busy with any of his own projects) and he kept telling us to send him a demo, and we sent him like, 4 of them, and he just kept blowing us off...I'd have chalked it up to us sucking, except that once we did start getting some shows and stuff, everyone seemed to really like us...the couple times I met him he seemed kinda OK, but he definitely thought he was doing us a favor by even deigning to talk to us....

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I was licked by Maynard from Tool, got shit faced with the lead guitarist of Snake River Conspiracy, and saw Michael Jackson at Disney.  Thats about the extent of my rock star fiascos.  My mom on the other hand has smoked weed with Rolling Stones, puked on Sid Visious, drunk drunk with the Ramones, and saw Billy Idol naked.  

I love that woman.

Oh yeah, and I got to see Eddie Veder chased out of the Hurricane by a screaming mob...which personally was the best. :twisted:

Ok, back to the main reason of this topic.  Here is the full cast list so far of the movie.

Movie Cast
Martin Freeman - Arthur Dent
Mos Def - Ford Prefect
Zooey Deschanel - Trillian
Steve Pemberton - Mr. Prosser
Warwick Davis - Marvin the Paranoid Robot
John Malkovich - Humma Kavula
Bill Nighy - Slartibartfast
Sam Rockwell - Zaphod Beeblebrox

Movie Crew
Garth Jennings - Director, Screenwriter
Jay Roach - Producer
Douglas Adams - Screenwriter, Executive Producer, Book Author
Karey Kirkpatrick - Screenwriter
Igor Jadue-Lillo - Cinematographer
Niven Howie - Editor
Cinesite - Special Effects


Personally I am very happy for 2 main reasons.  One: Leonardo di Caprio is not in it.  And B: John Malkovich is. 8)

i don't like loud parties either.

because seriously i liek to ahve at least a little conversation before i fuck a stranger.

they're ok on hardcore drugs, but i only do those once a year.

Quote from: Turd Ferguson

Quote from: PricklyYeah? Well, I've seen Dream Theater, Queensryche, and Rush in concert.

Not obscure enough, you say?

I saw each of them for the first time within the last two years.

PWN3D!!!!11

oh yeah?

I carded Chris DeGarmo from Queensryche and wouldn't let him into the club until he went to his car and got his ID...and they were playing that night...UBER-PWN3D!!!

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edit: I must say, Agent Graves, I'm impressed...I had NO idea Wenatchee could be that cool....and shaking hands with Gibby Haynes? damn...my hat's off to you, sir.

Yeah, but if Chris DeGarmo was playing with them that night, it would have been back when people actually knew who they were.

unfortunately, in Seattle, people always know who they are...we've got a lot of rock stars to be proud of 'round here, but those guys are one of our few points of shame...along with Kenny G and Candlebox....

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I remember when a friend of mine called up Mike Dapen (aka "Dapose") from the Faint.

"Is this Dapose?"
"Hey, remember when you were in Lead? That was awesome."

Oh Mike Fromlead... what the hell happened!?!

BTW: Conor Oberst is a tool.

I've never met Connor Oberst, but just by the 5 minutes of my life that I was forced to spend listening to Bright Eyes, I can easily believe that he might be one of the biggest twat-waffles around...

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Reminds me of the fastest interview I ever did.  It was with Soul Asylum, around the time of Grave Dancers Union.  It was over the phone, & went somehing like this:

"Hello, is this Dave?"
"Yeah."
"Good to talk to you.  Ok, first question:  When did you first realize you really suck these days?  Hello?  Hello?"

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Damnit, Jay Roach sounds familiar! But I can't think of what else he's done that I might know!

Umm...director and/or producer of Austin Powers;Goldmember, Meet the Fockers, and 50 First Dates.

This is starting to look pretty good.

Aha...thanks...

Quote from: agent compassionI heard it's being made by Disney. This can only mean one thing...

Tom Hanks as Arthur Dent, and Zaphod Beeblebrox, and Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz, and Ford Prefect too.

:x

Now, wait, they did a decent job with A Wrinkle in Time. don't be jumping to conclusions (yet)

Quote from: Turd FergusonFord Prefect = Mos Def.

dunno about the rest of the cast, but if they got anyone other than Johnny Depp to play Zaphod Beeblebrox, I will have to firebomb someone...

8)

Jonny Depp is playing Willy Wonka in the remake of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (I saw the movie onesheet last week when I went to National Treasure)

Johnny Depp = phwoooooar

QuoteJohn Malkovich - Humma Kavula

Humma Kavula?

I've read HHGTTG at least 10 times and I've NEVER heard of this character.

yeah, I've read the entire pentilogy a good zillion or so times, and I don't remember that dude....or dudette....

Warwick Davis as Marvin? That's gonna be one short android... :) But I like dwarves, so hey, cool. Just so long as they don't cut my favorite Marvin lines, I'll be happy.

I'm surprised this is a Disney film, the cast seems too diverse to be typical Disney fare.

uh-oh, bump

but.....but why?

Because i told you to soldier.... Thats right, the Generalisimo Supreme is back beyatches

awwww shit! where the fuck you been dawg?

It's like a Sea-town reunion lately. I'm headed to Boston to see Stacy on tuesday.

Nice, give her a hug for me, aint seen her in a grip. Not much, still working for the new deathstar...answerin phones and telling people they talk on their cell phones to much, and in the sneakiest way i can tell them you DO NOT want an iPhone

Quote from: Nikoli Volkoff on June 25, 2007, 01:34:54 AM
Nice, give her a hug for me, aint seen her in a grip. Not much, still working for the new deathstar...answerin phones and telling people they talk on their cell phones to much, and in the sneakiest way i can tell them you DO NOT want an iPhone

Where the hell have YOU been?

Here and there, working my own little brand of mischief right smack in the middle of the Cellular revolution.

Quote from: Nikoli Volkoff on June 25, 2007, 01:48:42 AM
Here and there, working my own little brand of mischief right smack in the middle of the Cellular revolution.

Good show.

 :argh!:this is my day, trying to explain to people that when you use yer cell phone while in Saudi Arabia for 2 weeks straight you cannot expect to come home and not get raped by the big blue deathstar....but it is worth it for the occasional bits of chaos i throw at customers and coworkers alike

Quote from: Nikoli Volkoff on June 25, 2007, 02:21:34 AM
:argh!:this is my day, trying to explain to people that when you use yer cell phone while in Saudi Arabia for 2 weeks straight you cannot expect to come home and not get raped by the big blue deathstar....but it is worth it for the occasional bits of chaos i throw at customers and coworkers alike

Big blue deathstar?

TGRR,
Cultural illiterate.

just take a look at the new at&t logo some time... or how about now...

(http://www.wireless.att.com/home/images/att_logo.gif)

Quote from: Nikoli Volkoff on June 25, 2007, 02:27:39 AM
just take a look at the new at&t logo some time... or how about now...

(http://www.wireless.att.com/home/images/att_logo.gif)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

Yesssss it burnsesses youss....

Quote from: Nikoli Volkoff on June 25, 2007, 03:24:42 AM
Yesssss it burnsesses youss....

Who the fuck is dumb enough to do business with those retards, anymore?

the same 63 million people that voted for Bush

Quote from: Nikoli Volkoff on June 25, 2007, 03:44:56 AM
the same 63 million people that voted for Bush

Gotcha.

Nik:

Free your calendar in early september.

DO WITH THE OPPRESION OF CALANDERS!!!!!

I think you meant "down", but yeah.

i sez whats i menz and i menz what i sez