Oh, by the way, it's midday on Friday the 21st of December here and everything is fine. Thought I'd let everyone know in advance.
Oh, by the way, it's midday on Friday the...
Oh, by the way, everything is fine.
No apocalypse.
Everything is fine.
Ahh Paes, trouble is you've been mislead by the mainstream media who, as always are not reporting the real story.
What do Jose Arguelles, Terrence McKenna and Zachariah Sitchin have in common?
They were all major players in developing the entirely unfounded Maya doomsday urban myth....and they're all dead. :eek:
2013 - the new batshit conspiracy is that they were all offed for saying 'too much' about 2012. You heard it here first :tinfoilhat:
PS Glad you guys didn't get annihilated.
Update: 4.22pm. Still not dead.
Quote from: Mangrove on December 21, 2012, 12:12:21 AM
Ahh Paes, trouble is you've been mislead by the mainstream media who, as always are not reporting the real story.
What do Jose Arguelles, Terrence McKenna and Zachariah Sitchin have in common?
They were all major players in developing the entirely unfounded Maya doomsday urban myth....and they're all dead. :eek:
2013 - the new batshit conspiracy is that they were all offed for saying 'too much' about 2012. You heard it here first :tinfoilhat:
PS Glad you guys didn't get annihilated.
They've ascended to a higher plane of existence. They just don't know it yet.
Also, Paes, being in NZ I understand, you are on the WRONG side of the international date line. I think Mayan time is in the same time zone as New York. There's like, hours to go!
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 21, 2012, 03:32:49 AM
They've ascended to a higher plane of existence. They just don't know it yet.
I like that our higher plane of existence apparently consists of cheap wine and
Leverage.
Seems legit.
Quote from: Signora Pæsior on December 21, 2012, 03:57:34 AM
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 21, 2012, 03:32:49 AM
They've ascended to a higher plane of existence. They just don't know it yet.
I like that our higher plane of existence apparently consists of cheap wine and Leverage.
Seems legit.
No one said that it was without those things.
I'm having cheap wine myself. Portuguese. It's Judgment Day in Portugal. Makes sense.
Oh shit. Got an hour and a minute before ascension! Goodbye Boston/Somerville!
Quote from: Pæs on December 20, 2012, 11:48:08 PM
Oh, by the way, it's midday on Friday the 21st of December here and everything is fine. Thought I'd let everyone know in advance.
Oh, by the way, it's midday on Friday the...
Oh, by the way, everything is fine.
No apocalypse.
Everything is fine.
That's good, because I bought a bunch of food for my Solstice dinner party and I have pies to bake first thing in the morning, and I would be PISSED if I bought that turkey for nothing.
There is 10 feet of surf hitting Belhaven Bay on Sunday. The world will not fucking end before I've been out in it. I don't give a fuck how many wankers want it to. This is not exactly a fact, nor is it exactly a threat, it is a hybrid of both of those things :argh!:
Today WAS the end of the world.
End of my bathroom's world, anyway. Think I shat half my body weight.
Everything's fine?
Wow, the Mayan apocalypse apparently made things better.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 21, 2012, 03:44:18 PM
Everything's fine?
Wow, the Mayan apocalypse apparently made things better.
:potd:
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 21, 2012, 03:44:18 PM
Everything's fine?
Wow, the Mayan apocalypse apparently made things better.
Everything is normal. For a given value of "normal". Tucson is still somewhere beneath your feet, the Grabby Girls and the Sideways Men still enforce THE LAW, and the wasteland still grows.
You may now return to what you think is your life.
Welcome to the Apocalypse, were everything defaults to MAIN.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 21, 2012, 03:58:35 PM
Welcome to the Apocalypse, were everything defaults to MAIN.
And thank "Bob" for THAT. Given the nature of hairless apes, it occurs to me that we'd really BETTER have a defined divine default value. It's like having a recovery point in Windows, except it's for your SOUL. And, yes, you have a soul even if - especially if - you're an atheist. It's just what HAPPENS to that soul is a shame and a disgrace. It's basically the same thing that happens to stuff you can't sell at a yard sale. Yes, that's right, you can't even SELL the damn thing, like normal people.
Well, the Apocalypse has brought my mood back around to the less want to die side of things.
So I'm going with it, things are just fine.
And it's a good thing too, or I might just have to start yelling at people. Which is a bad thing. For them.