Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Richter on December 23, 2012, 06:09:41 AM

Title: M NIGEL SALT! GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW!
Post by: Richter on December 23, 2012, 06:09:41 AM
Your avatar  :lulz:

You realize of course, regardless of any age range which is supposedly OK to know what that is, they may not be able to handle such knowledge.
Title: Re: M NIGEL SALT! GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW!
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on December 23, 2012, 06:10:41 AM
I was afraid to ask what that thing is.

I realized I probably don't want to know.

But, I really wanna know.
Title: Re: M NIGEL SALT! GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW!
Post by: Pæs on December 23, 2012, 06:17:09 AM
Quote from: Cainad on December 23, 2012, 06:10:41 AM
I was afraid to ask what that thing is.

I realized I probably don't want to know.

But, I really wanna know.
Each of the pieces goes where it looks like it goes.

ETA: And the taper of the pin is as concerning as the above suggests.
Title: Re: M NIGEL SALT! GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 23, 2012, 06:18:24 AM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Mental scarring provided as a free service; you're welcome.
Title: Re: M NIGEL SALT! GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW!
Post by: Sita on December 23, 2012, 12:19:23 PM
There are times I like my innocence. I saw that avatar and just thought it was some sort of brain puzzle. Like try to get the ball in the ring kinda thing.
Title: Re: M NIGEL SALT! GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW!
Post by: Richter on December 23, 2012, 01:38:24 PM
Quote from: Pæs on December 23, 2012, 06:17:09 AM
Quote from: Cainad on December 23, 2012, 06:10:41 AM
I was afraid to ask what that thing is.

I realized I probably don't want to know.

But, I really wanna know.
Each of the pieces goes where it looks like it goes.

ETA: And the taper of the pin is as concerning as the above suggests.

You are right, but the taper is pretty mild all told.
Title: Re: M NIGEL SALT! GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW!
Post by: Reginald Ret on December 23, 2012, 02:15:32 PM
Holy crap, that thing is expensive. $109,95.
Fun bit of the description:
"Made of heavy-duty stainless steel, there is no way to ignore the weight of the ball inside you, "
"The plug features a thru-hole and a hex key is included to secure it in place."
Some words deleted to keep those who wish to remain ignorant, ignorant.
Title: Re: M NIGEL SALT! GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 23, 2012, 05:23:14 PM
Pricey but well-worth it.
Title: Re: M NIGEL SALT! GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW!
Post by: Richter on December 23, 2012, 06:31:03 PM
Some sick part of my brain sees commissioning a factory in Pakistan to churn out hundreds, and flooding the dollar store circuit with them.

Unlabeled I wonder what purposed they'd be put to, or what origins concocted for them.
Title: Re: M NIGEL SALT! GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 23, 2012, 07:31:20 PM
Quote from: Richter on December 23, 2012, 06:31:03 PM
Some sick part of my brain sees commissioning a factory in Pakistan to churn out hundreds, and flooding the dollar store circuit with them.

Unlabeled I wonder what purposed they'd be put to, or what origins concocted for them.

They could become the Christmas Pickle of buttplugs!
Title: Re: M NIGEL SALT! GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW!
Post by: Freeky on January 31, 2013, 02:11:10 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on December 23, 2012, 07:31:20 PM
buttplugs!

OHHHHHHHHHH.  Okay.
Title: Re: M NIGEL SALT! GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW!
Post by: Don Coyote on January 31, 2013, 02:13:16 AM
I thought it was something innocent, but now I fucking hate all of you.
Title: Re: M NIGEL SALT! GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW!
Post by: Freeky on January 31, 2013, 02:14:21 AM
So, wait, where does the pin go?  :? :1fap:
Title: Re: M NIGEL SALT! GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW!
Post by: Trivial on January 31, 2013, 02:17:51 AM
This reminds me of the time I was surprised to see dog dildos exist and then learned there's more than one manufacturer. 
Title: Re: M NIGEL SALT! GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW!
Post by: Richter on January 31, 2013, 02:20:56 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on January 31, 2013, 02:14:21 AM
So, wait, where does the pin go?  :? :1fap:

In the dickhole, of course.

Richter -  not about the mystery
Title: Re: M NIGEL SALT! GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW!
Post by: EK WAFFLR on January 31, 2013, 02:21:28 AM
Quite a few friends of mine would love to wear one of those. I think I have Xmas presents ready.
Title: Re: M NIGEL SALT! GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 31, 2013, 06:07:23 AM
 :lulz: