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Principia Discordia => Discordian Recipes => Topic started by: Pergamos on December 24, 2012, 10:30:44 AM

Title: Potato Leek Soup
Post by: Pergamos on December 24, 2012, 10:30:44 AM
OK, I figure sharing a recipe is a good way to say hi.  I always find this one tasty.

This is for making in a 2 and a half gallon pot.

1 Gallon milk
2 large leeks
1 pound butter
approx 5 pounds potatoes (I don't measure them that way, I cut them until they reach a certain point in the pot, the same level as the milk reaches)
soy sauce (added to a certain color, I'll describe that in more detail in the recipe)
3 tablespoons powdered red pepper
1 clove garlic

Chop potatoes into roughly 2" cubes until they fill pot a bit less than half way, wash and then cover with water and gallon of milk, put on medium low heat

mince garlic and dice leeks, sautee in 1/4 lb butter with pepper powder over medium high heat until leeks and butter start to brown.   Stir often.  Once brown add to large pot.

Add soy sauce until there are consistent swirls of darkness but stop before the color of the soup fully changes.  Cover and cook for 1 hour.  Do not allow the soup to boil. 

Add remaining butter and cook until it is melted, stir thouroughly before serving.

cream can replace the butter in the soup to good effect.  Irish reds work well for the potato, russets are a bit starchy.


Title: Re: Potato Leek Soup
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 24, 2012, 05:42:21 PM
Sounds delicious! Also, it is an auspicious introduction, this recipe-sharing one.
Title: Re: Potato Leek Soup
Post by: Juana on December 24, 2012, 08:03:03 PM
Hmm, I think I'll try this the next time it's my turn to cook dinner. I've been on the lookout for a good vegetarian version of the hammy one I grew up eating, and this looks pretty good.
Title: Re: Potato Leek Soup
Post by: Pergamos on December 25, 2012, 01:05:36 AM
It tastes different than a traditional potato leek soup because the potatoes are chunks, not smushed into the soup, the creaminess comes from the milk and the butter instead.
Title: Re: Potato Leek Soup
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 25, 2012, 03:39:30 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on December 24, 2012, 05:42:21 PM
Sounds delicious! Also, it is an auspicious introduction, this recipe-sharing one.

Yeah, but I don't like him anyway.  :crankey:

Come to think of it, I don't like any of these fuckers.  With the exception of Nigel, ECH, and Richter, everyone off my planet.

Fuck that.  I'm going too.
Title: Re: Potato Leek Soup
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 25, 2012, 04:10:16 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 25, 2012, 03:39:30 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on December 24, 2012, 05:42:21 PM
Sounds delicious! Also, it is an auspicious introduction, this recipe-sharing one.

Yeah, but I don't like him anyway.  :crankey:

Come to think of it, I don't like any of these fuckers.  With the exception of Nigel, ECH, and Richter, everyone off my planet.

Fuck that.  I'm going too.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Potato Leek Soup
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 25, 2012, 04:28:02 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on December 25, 2012, 04:10:16 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 25, 2012, 03:39:30 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on December 24, 2012, 05:42:21 PM
Sounds delicious! Also, it is an auspicious introduction, this recipe-sharing one.

Yeah, but I don't like him anyway.  :crankey:

Come to think of it, I don't like any of these fuckers.  With the exception of Nigel, ECH, and Richter, everyone off my planet.

Fuck that.  I'm going too.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

I need 7 billion of those things in your avatar.
Title: Re: Potato Leek Soup
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 25, 2012, 09:41:01 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 25, 2012, 04:28:02 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on December 25, 2012, 04:10:16 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 25, 2012, 03:39:30 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on December 24, 2012, 05:42:21 PM
Sounds delicious! Also, it is an auspicious introduction, this recipe-sharing one.

Yeah, but I don't like him anyway.  :crankey:

Come to think of it, I don't like any of these fuckers.  With the exception of Nigel, ECH, and Richter, everyone off my planet.

Fuck that.  I'm going too.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

I need 7 billion of those things in your avatar.

We can probably cut a deal with a manufacturer in China.
Title: Re: Potato Leek Soup
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 26, 2012, 01:58:55 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on December 25, 2012, 09:41:01 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 25, 2012, 04:28:02 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on December 25, 2012, 04:10:16 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 25, 2012, 03:39:30 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on December 24, 2012, 05:42:21 PM
Sounds delicious! Also, it is an auspicious introduction, this recipe-sharing one.

Yeah, but I don't like him anyway.  :crankey:

Come to think of it, I don't like any of these fuckers.  With the exception of Nigel, ECH, and Richter, everyone off my planet.

Fuck that.  I'm going too.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

I need 7 billion of those things in your avatar.

We can probably cut a deal with a manufacturer in China.

Hell, we can probably cut a deal with them right here. 

TGRR,
Grammar Nazi.
Title: Re: Potato Leek Soup
Post by: Signora Pæsior on December 26, 2012, 02:20:47 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 25, 2012, 04:28:02 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on December 25, 2012, 04:10:16 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 25, 2012, 03:39:30 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on December 24, 2012, 05:42:21 PM
Sounds delicious! Also, it is an auspicious introduction, this recipe-sharing one.

Yeah, but I don't like him anyway.  :crankey:

Come to think of it, I don't like any of these fuckers.  With the exception of Nigel, ECH, and Richter, everyone off my planet.

Fuck that.  I'm going too.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

I need 7 billion of those things in your avatar.

I was going to correct you to 3.5 billion.

Then I thought about it.

:eek:
Title: Re: Potato Leek Soup
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 26, 2012, 02:25:03 AM
Quote from: Signora Pæsior on December 26, 2012, 02:20:47 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 25, 2012, 04:28:02 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on December 25, 2012, 04:10:16 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 25, 2012, 03:39:30 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on December 24, 2012, 05:42:21 PM
Sounds delicious! Also, it is an auspicious introduction, this recipe-sharing one.

Yeah, but I don't like him anyway.  :crankey:

Come to think of it, I don't like any of these fuckers.  With the exception of Nigel, ECH, and Richter, everyone off my planet.

Fuck that.  I'm going too.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

I need 7 billion of those things in your avatar.

I was going to correct you to 3.5 billion.

Then I thought about it.

:eek:

I'm kind of equal opportunity about these sorts of things.  It can be made to work.
Title: Re: Potato Leek Soup
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 26, 2012, 07:29:48 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 26, 2012, 01:58:55 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on December 25, 2012, 09:41:01 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 25, 2012, 04:28:02 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on December 25, 2012, 04:10:16 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 25, 2012, 03:39:30 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on December 24, 2012, 05:42:21 PM
Sounds delicious! Also, it is an auspicious introduction, this recipe-sharing one.

Yeah, but I don't like him anyway.  :crankey:

Come to think of it, I don't like any of these fuckers.  With the exception of Nigel, ECH, and Richter, everyone off my planet.

Fuck that.  I'm going too.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

I need 7 billion of those things in your avatar.

We can probably cut a deal with a manufacturer in China.

Hell, we can probably cut a deal with them right here. 

TGRR,
Grammar Nazi.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:


-Nigel, way too happy
Title: Re: Potato Leek Soup
Post by: Pergamos on December 27, 2012, 06:51:47 AM
Egad. I'm not sure what to think of how my innocent little recipe thread has turned out.
Title: Re: Potato Leek Soup
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on December 28, 2012, 01:55:31 AM
Quote from: Pergamos on December 27, 2012, 06:51:47 AM
Egad. I'm not sure what to think of how my innocent little recipe thread has turned out.

This was basically the best possible outcome. Congratulations.
Title: Re: Potato Leek Soup
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2012, 03:23:48 PM
Quote from: Pergamos on December 27, 2012, 06:51:47 AM
Egad. I'm not sure what to think of how my innocent little recipe thread has turned out.

Well, the recipe is in place.  It seems to be a perfectly good recipe.

However, the rest of the thread would only go to waste if we didn't use it for something.  In these dark financial times, we can't allow that to happen.  Think of it as a Scotsman vacuuming the fleas off of his cat to feed to his goldfish.

Nothing gets wasted around here.
Title: Re: Potato Leek Soup
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on December 28, 2012, 04:07:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2012, 03:23:48 PM
Quote from: Pergamos on December 27, 2012, 06:51:47 AM
Egad. I'm not sure what to think of how my innocent little recipe thread has turned out.

Well, the recipe is in place.  It seems to be a perfectly good recipe.

However, the rest of the thread would only go to waste if we didn't use it for something.  In these dark financial times, we can't allow that to happen.  Think of it as a Scotsman vacuuming the fleas off of his cat to feed to his goldfish.

Nothing gets wasted around here.

:lulz: None of my friends seem to be able to understand that sort of thing. Buncha weirdos.
Title: Re: Potato Leek Soup
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2012, 04:09:11 PM
Quote from: Cainad on December 28, 2012, 04:07:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2012, 03:23:48 PM
Quote from: Pergamos on December 27, 2012, 06:51:47 AM
Egad. I'm not sure what to think of how my innocent little recipe thread has turned out.

Well, the recipe is in place.  It seems to be a perfectly good recipe.

However, the rest of the thread would only go to waste if we didn't use it for something.  In these dark financial times, we can't allow that to happen.  Think of it as a Scotsman vacuuming the fleas off of his cat to feed to his goldfish.

Nothing gets wasted around here.

:lulz: None of my friends seem to be able to understand that sort of thing. Buncha weirdos.

Your friends are defective.  You should fix that.
Title: Re: Potato Leek Soup
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on December 28, 2012, 04:17:32 PM
I keep trying, but the conversations always end up going like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdzLFNELeCI

"What is WRONG with you?"

"There's nothing wrong with me!"

"What's your problem?"

"Would you shut up, I don't have a problem!"

Dunno if you can watch the vid, but if/when you can, I think you'll be able to relate.
Title: Re: Potato Leek Soup
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2012, 04:23:30 PM
Quote from: Cainad on December 28, 2012, 04:17:32 PM
I keep trying, but the conversations always end up going like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdzLFNELeCI

"What is WRONG with you?"

"There's nothing wrong with me!"

"What's your problem?"

"Would you shut up, I don't have a problem!"

Dunno if you can watch the vid, but if/when you can, I think you'll be able to relate.

I'll look at it tonight.

Is Permafrost or whatever his name is a friend of yours?
Title: Re: Potato Leek Soup
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on December 28, 2012, 04:48:47 PM
Don't think so. Haven't been bringing people to this place in a long time.
Title: Re: Potato Leek Soup
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2012, 04:50:43 PM
Quote from: Cainad on December 28, 2012, 04:48:47 PM
Don't think so. Haven't been bringing people to this place in a long time.

Can't say I blame you.   :lulz:

In any case, Permatex here seems to be better than the usual noob.  I still hate him, of course, but that doesn't mean I don't like him.  Tentatively speaking.  He could still turn out to be another ratchet-jawed DUMBSHIT like everyone else on the interbutt supermarket.
Title: Re: Potato Leek Soup
Post by: Pergamos on December 28, 2012, 11:58:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2012, 04:50:43 PM
Quote from: Cainad on December 28, 2012, 04:48:47 PM
Don't think so. Haven't been bringing people to this place in a long time.

Can't say I blame you.   :lulz:

In any case, Permatex here seems to be better than the usual noob.  I still hate him, of course, but that doesn't mean I don't like him.  Tentatively speaking.  He could still turn out to be another ratchet-jawed DUMBSHIT like everyone else on the interbutt supermarket.

Oh, I'm an atrocious asswipe as often as not, but I'm glad to be a cut above the sewer.
Title: Re: Potato Leek Soup
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2012, 01:58:38 AM
Quote from: Pergamos on December 28, 2012, 11:58:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2012, 04:50:43 PM
Quote from: Cainad on December 28, 2012, 04:48:47 PM
Don't think so. Haven't been bringing people to this place in a long time.

Can't say I blame you.   :lulz:

In any case, Permatex here seems to be better than the usual noob.  I still hate him, of course, but that doesn't mean I don't like him.  Tentatively speaking.  He could still turn out to be another ratchet-jawed DUMBSHIT like everyone else on the interbutt supermarket.

Oh, I'm an atrocious asswipe as often as not, but I'm glad to be a cut above the sewer.

Well, Permagrow, we'll just have to see how things work out.

Just be yourself.  Unless, of course, you happen to be a douchebag, in which case you should be someone else.  But not Nigel!  People who channel her always wind up with radiation burns and weird puncture marks up and down their backs.
Title: Re: Potato Leek Soup
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 29, 2012, 03:37:36 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2012, 01:58:38 AM
Quote from: Pergamos on December 28, 2012, 11:58:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2012, 04:50:43 PM
Quote from: Cainad on December 28, 2012, 04:48:47 PM
Don't think so. Haven't been bringing people to this place in a long time.

Can't say I blame you.   :lulz:

In any case, Permatex here seems to be better than the usual noob.  I still hate him, of course, but that doesn't mean I don't like him.  Tentatively speaking.  He could still turn out to be another ratchet-jawed DUMBSHIT like everyone else on the interbutt supermarket.

Oh, I'm an atrocious asswipe as often as not, but I'm glad to be a cut above the sewer.

Well, Permagrow, we'll just have to see how things work out.

Just be yourself.  Unless, of course, you happen to be a douchebag, in which case you should be someone else.  But not Nigel!  People who channel her always wind up with radiation burns and weird puncture marks up and down their backs.

That's because I'm meant to be properly distributed. You can't go CHANNELLING an angry mob into just one body, it doesn't work out logistically.
Title: Re: Potato Leek Soup
Post by: Pergamos on December 29, 2012, 07:42:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2012, 01:58:38 AM
Quote from: Pergamos on December 28, 2012, 11:58:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2012, 04:50:43 PM
Quote from: Cainad on December 28, 2012, 04:48:47 PM
Don't think so. Haven't been bringing people to this place in a long time.

Can't say I blame you.   :lulz:

In any case, Permatex here seems to be better than the usual noob.  I still hate him, of course, but that doesn't mean I don't like him.  Tentatively speaking.  He could still turn out to be another ratchet-jawed DUMBSHIT like everyone else on the interbutt supermarket.

Oh, I'm an atrocious asswipe as often as not, but I'm glad to be a cut above the sewer.

Well, Permagrow, we'll just have to see how things work out.

Just be yourself.  Unless, of course, you happen to be a douchebag, in which case you should be someone else.  But not Nigel!  People who channel her always wind up with radiation burns and weird puncture marks up and down their backs.

As far as I can tell she's currently a buttplug. If I try to improve myself I'll try to find a better role model.
Title: Re: Potato Leek Soup
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 31, 2012, 04:50:20 PM
Quote from: Pergamos on December 29, 2012, 07:42:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2012, 01:58:38 AM
Quote from: Pergamos on December 28, 2012, 11:58:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2012, 04:50:43 PM
Quote from: Cainad on December 28, 2012, 04:48:47 PM
Don't think so. Haven't been bringing people to this place in a long time.

Can't say I blame you.   :lulz:

In any case, Permatex here seems to be better than the usual noob.  I still hate him, of course, but that doesn't mean I don't like him.  Tentatively speaking.  He could still turn out to be another ratchet-jawed DUMBSHIT like everyone else on the interbutt supermarket.

Oh, I'm an atrocious asswipe as often as not, but I'm glad to be a cut above the sewer.

Well, Permagrow, we'll just have to see how things work out.

Just be yourself.  Unless, of course, you happen to be a douchebag, in which case you should be someone else.  But not Nigel!  People who channel her always wind up with radiation burns and weird puncture marks up and down their backs.

As far as I can tell she's currently a buttplug. If I try to improve myself I'll try to find a better role model.

Nigel may in fact be a buttplug.  Nigel is many, many things, because there's so damn many of her.  She's a one-woman lynch mob, a solitary train wreck, and the Tay River Bridge Disaster, all rolled into one/many people.
Title: Re: Potato Leek Soup
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 31, 2012, 07:00:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 25, 2012, 03:39:30 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on December 24, 2012, 05:42:21 PM
Sounds delicious! Also, it is an auspicious introduction, this recipe-sharing one.

Yeah, but I don't like him anyway.  :crankey:

Come to think of it, I don't like any of these fuckers.  With the exception of Nigel, ECH, and Richter, everyone off my planet.

Fuck that.  I'm going too.

:sadbanana:

...

...

...

:crankey:
Title: Re: Potato Leek Soup
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 31, 2012, 07:02:32 PM
Quote from: Anencephaly Zone Correspondent on December 31, 2012, 07:00:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 25, 2012, 03:39:30 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on December 24, 2012, 05:42:21 PM
Sounds delicious! Also, it is an auspicious introduction, this recipe-sharing one.

Yeah, but I don't like him anyway.  :crankey:

Come to think of it, I don't like any of these fuckers.  With the exception of Nigel, ECH, and Richter, everyone off my planet.

Fuck that.  I'm going too.

:sadbanana:

...

...

...

:crankey:

It's nothing personal.  You've got Texas all over you.
Title: Re: Potato Leek Soup
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 31, 2012, 07:32:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 31, 2012, 07:02:32 PM
Quote from: Anencephaly Zone Correspondent on December 31, 2012, 07:00:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 25, 2012, 03:39:30 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on December 24, 2012, 05:42:21 PM
Sounds delicious! Also, it is an auspicious introduction, this recipe-sharing one.

Yeah, but I don't like him anyway.  :crankey:

Come to think of it, I don't like any of these fuckers.  With the exception of Nigel, ECH, and Richter, everyone off my planet.

Fuck that.  I'm going too.

:sadbanana:

...

...

...

:crankey:

It's nothing personal.  You've got Texas all over you.

BRB. Going to take a stroll through the car wash.  :x
Title: Re: Potato Leek Soup
Post by: Pæs on January 03, 2013, 08:48:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 31, 2012, 04:50:20 PM
Quote from: Pergamos on December 29, 2012, 07:42:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2012, 01:58:38 AM
Quote from: Pergamos on December 28, 2012, 11:58:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2012, 04:50:43 PM
Quote from: Cainad on December 28, 2012, 04:48:47 PM
Don't think so. Haven't been bringing people to this place in a long time.

Can't say I blame you.   :lulz:

In any case, Permatex here seems to be better than the usual noob.  I still hate him, of course, but that doesn't mean I don't like him.  Tentatively speaking.  He could still turn out to be another ratchet-jawed DUMBSHIT like everyone else on the interbutt supermarket.

Oh, I'm an atrocious asswipe as often as not, but I'm glad to be a cut above the sewer.

Well, Permagrow, we'll just have to see how things work out.

Just be yourself.  Unless, of course, you happen to be a douchebag, in which case you should be someone else.  But not Nigel!  People who channel her always wind up with radiation burns and weird puncture marks up and down their backs.

As far as I can tell she's currently a buttplug. If I try to improve myself I'll try to find a better role model.

Nigel may in fact be a buttplug.  Nigel is many, many things, because there's so damn many of her.  She's a one-woman lynch mob, a solitary train wreck, and the Tay River Bridge Disaster, all rolled into one/many people.
To suggest that she only plugs butts is to blaspheme. Nigel is Plugger-of-All.
Title: Re: Potato Leek Soup
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 03, 2013, 09:23:41 PM
Quote from: Pergamos on December 29, 2012, 07:42:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2012, 01:58:38 AM
Quote from: Pergamos on December 28, 2012, 11:58:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2012, 04:50:43 PM
Quote from: Cainad on December 28, 2012, 04:48:47 PM
Don't think so. Haven't been bringing people to this place in a long time.

Can't say I blame you.   :lulz:

In any case, Permatex here seems to be better than the usual noob.  I still hate him, of course, but that doesn't mean I don't like him.  Tentatively speaking.  He could still turn out to be another ratchet-jawed DUMBSHIT like everyone else on the interbutt supermarket.

Oh, I'm an atrocious asswipe as often as not, but I'm glad to be a cut above the sewer.

Well, Permagrow, we'll just have to see how things work out.

Just be yourself.  Unless, of course, you happen to be a douchebag, in which case you should be someone else.  But not Nigel!  People who channel her always wind up with radiation burns and weird puncture marks up and down their backs.

As far as I can tell she's currently a buttplug. If I try to improve myself I'll try to find a better role model.

Pah, good luck with that, buddy! I don't even think you know what those words mean.
Title: Re: Potato Leek Soup
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 03, 2013, 10:56:53 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 03, 2013, 09:23:41 PM
Quote from: Pergamos on December 29, 2012, 07:42:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2012, 01:58:38 AM
Quote from: Pergamos on December 28, 2012, 11:58:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2012, 04:50:43 PM
Quote from: Cainad on December 28, 2012, 04:48:47 PM
Don't think so. Haven't been bringing people to this place in a long time.

Can't say I blame you.   :lulz:

In any case, Permatex here seems to be better than the usual noob.  I still hate him, of course, but that doesn't mean I don't like him.  Tentatively speaking.  He could still turn out to be another ratchet-jawed DUMBSHIT like everyone else on the interbutt supermarket.

Oh, I'm an atrocious asswipe as often as not, but I'm glad to be a cut above the sewer.

Well, Permagrow, we'll just have to see how things work out.

Just be yourself.  Unless, of course, you happen to be a douchebag, in which case you should be someone else.  But not Nigel!  People who channel her always wind up with radiation burns and weird puncture marks up and down their backs.

As far as I can tell she's currently a buttplug. If I try to improve myself I'll try to find a better role model.

Pah, good luck with that, buddy! I don't even think you know what those words mean.

How could you get a better role model than The Dark Empress?  Seriously, here.
Title: Re: Potato Leek Soup
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 04, 2013, 03:41:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 03, 2013, 10:56:53 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 03, 2013, 09:23:41 PM
Quote from: Pergamos on December 29, 2012, 07:42:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2012, 01:58:38 AM
Quote from: Pergamos on December 28, 2012, 11:58:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2012, 04:50:43 PM
Quote from: Cainad on December 28, 2012, 04:48:47 PM
Don't think so. Haven't been bringing people to this place in a long time.

Can't say I blame you.   :lulz:

In any case, Permatex here seems to be better than the usual noob.  I still hate him, of course, but that doesn't mean I don't like him.  Tentatively speaking.  He could still turn out to be another ratchet-jawed DUMBSHIT like everyone else on the interbutt supermarket.

Oh, I'm an atrocious asswipe as often as not, but I'm glad to be a cut above the sewer.

Well, Permagrow, we'll just have to see how things work out.

Just be yourself.  Unless, of course, you happen to be a douchebag, in which case you should be someone else.  But not Nigel!  People who channel her always wind up with radiation burns and weird puncture marks up and down their backs.

As far as I can tell she's currently a buttplug. If I try to improve myself I'll try to find a better role model.

Pah, good luck with that, buddy! I don't even think you know what those words mean.

How could you get a better role model than The Dark Empress?  Seriously, here.

Seriously. I really know how to have a good time, until guts are hanging out. Someone's guts. Apparently, sometimes even mine.
Title: Re: Potato Leek Soup
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2013, 02:10:24 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 04, 2013, 03:41:55 AM
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Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 03, 2013, 09:23:41 PM
Quote from: Pergamos on December 29, 2012, 07:42:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2012, 01:58:38 AM
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Don't think so. Haven't been bringing people to this place in a long time.

Can't say I blame you.   :lulz:

In any case, Permatex here seems to be better than the usual noob.  I still hate him, of course, but that doesn't mean I don't like him.  Tentatively speaking.  He could still turn out to be another ratchet-jawed DUMBSHIT like everyone else on the interbutt supermarket.

Oh, I'm an atrocious asswipe as often as not, but I'm glad to be a cut above the sewer.

Well, Permagrow, we'll just have to see how things work out.

Just be yourself.  Unless, of course, you happen to be a douchebag, in which case you should be someone else.  But not Nigel!  People who channel her always wind up with radiation burns and weird puncture marks up and down their backs.

As far as I can tell she's currently a buttplug. If I try to improve myself I'll try to find a better role model.

Pah, good luck with that, buddy! I don't even think you know what those words mean.

How could you get a better role model than The Dark Empress?  Seriously, here.

Seriously. I really know how to have a good time, until guts are hanging out. Someone's guts. Apparently, sometimes even mine.

FACT:  NIGEL CHECKS WITH EO AND AA BEFORE SHE GUTS SOMEONE LIKE A FISH.
Title: Re: Potato Leek Soup
Post by: trippinprincezz13 on January 04, 2013, 05:00:25 PM
So......do I the buttplug before or after I make the soup?
Title: Re: Potato Leek Soup
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2013, 05:06:45 PM
Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on January 04, 2013, 05:00:25 PM
So......do I the buttplug before or after I make the soup?

Before.  Safety FIRST.
Title: Re: Potato Leek Soup
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 04, 2013, 05:15:11 PM
SAFETY (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31R7dvvOkoL._SL500_AA300_.jpg) FIRST
Title: Re: Potato Leek Soup
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2013, 05:18:45 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 04, 2013, 05:15:11 PM
SAFETY (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31R7dvvOkoL._SL500_AA300_.jpg) FIRST

SLOW DOWN
Title: Re: Potato Leek Soup
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 04, 2013, 05:52:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2013, 05:18:45 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 04, 2013, 05:15:11 PM
SAFETY (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31R7dvvOkoL._SL500_AA300_.jpg) FIRST

SLOW DOWN

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Title: Re: Potato Leek Soup
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 04, 2013, 05:54:40 PM
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Title: Re: Potato Leek Soup
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Title: Re: Potato Leek Soup
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 04, 2013, 05:56:18 PM
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Title: Re: Potato Leek Soup
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Title: Re: Potato Leek Soup
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Title: Re: Potato Leek Soup
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 04, 2013, 05:59:45 PM
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Title: Re: Potato Leek Soup
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 04, 2013, 06:00:32 PM
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Title: Re: Potato Leek Soup
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 04, 2013, 06:01:08 PM
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Title: Re: Potato Leek Soup
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 04, 2013, 06:03:26 PM
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Title: Re: Potato Leek Soup
Post by: LMNO on January 04, 2013, 06:22:11 PM
This thread is now completely SAFE FOR WORK.