Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: LMNO on December 24, 2012, 06:29:12 PM

Title: Why The Good Reverend Roger is lucky not to be employed by the government, #873
Post by: LMNO on December 24, 2012, 06:29:12 PM
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/coworkers-attacked-by-gas-645132

QuoteA federal employee was formally reprimanded this month for excessive workplace flatulence, a sanction that was delivered to him in a five-page letter that actually included a log of representative dates and times when he was recorded "releasing the awful and unpleasant odor" in his Baltimore office.
Title: Re: Why The Good Reverend Roger is lucky not to be employed by the government, #873
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 24, 2012, 06:42:49 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 24, 2012, 06:29:12 PM
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/coworkers-attacked-by-gas-645132

QuoteA federal employee was formally reprimanded this month for excessive workplace flatulence, a sanction that was delivered to him in a five-page letter that actually included a log of representative dates and times when he was recorded "releasing the awful and unpleasant odor" in his Baltimore office.

He needs to get a formal diagnosis of IBS, and sue them for not making reasonable accommodations for his disability.
Title: Re: Why The Good Reverend Roger is lucky not to be employed by the government, #873
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 24, 2012, 10:02:33 PM
How can you be written up for farting?  FFS.
Title: Re: Why The Good Reverend Roger is lucky not to be employed by the government, #873
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 24, 2012, 10:17:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 24, 2012, 10:02:33 PM
How can you be written up for farting?  FFS.

It must be horrible beyond the pale. My thought is that if it's that awful, it's got to be a medical condition.
Title: Re: Why The Good Reverend Roger is lucky not to be employed by the government, #873
Post by: Richter on December 24, 2012, 10:25:19 PM
Biologocal function, I cant see how it isnt.  I gaurantee the flatulence is nothing on the smell made by HR shittingnthemselves.
Title: Re: Why The Good Reverend Roger is lucky not to be employed by the government, #873
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 24, 2012, 10:41:03 PM
Quote from: Richter on December 24, 2012, 10:25:19 PM
Biologocal function, I cant see how it isnt.  I gaurantee the flatulence is nothing on the smell made by HR shittingnthemselves.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Why The Good Reverend Roger is lucky not to be employed by the government, #873
Post by: Richter on December 24, 2012, 11:08:13 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on December 24, 2012, 10:41:03 PM
Quote from: Richter on December 24, 2012, 10:25:19 PM
Biologocal function, I cant see how it isnt.  I gaurantee the flatulence is nothing on the smell made by HR shittingnthemselves.

:lulz:

They still twitch over what I pulled when they tried to tell me I couldnt eat vindaloo at my desk.