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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2012, 07:23:59 PM

Title: You know what this religion needs?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2012, 07:23:59 PM
Relics.  We don't have any relics (No, Nigel, Greg Hill's bones don't count).  We need to make some...After all, everyone knows that kitsch + time = HOLY™.

Some ideas:

1.  The Shroud of Dumbass.  CPD could probably do this well.
2.  The Knucklebones of St Gulik.  Nigel is perfect for this.
3.  The Thong of Enrico Salizar.  Hoops, you're the man for this.

I am not suggesting we collect these in one place (except via pics).  I am merely suggesting that we have them.
Title: Re: You know what this religion needs?
Post by: AFK on December 28, 2012, 07:27:09 PM
Obviously, Mang's Polystyrene Nose.
Title: Re: You know what this religion needs?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2012, 07:28:27 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 28, 2012, 07:27:09 PM
Obviously, Mang's Polystyrene Nose.

Fuck yes.

And anything else you sick fucks can dream up.
Title: Re: You know what this religion needs?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 28, 2012, 07:28:35 PM
This would also encourage pilgrimmage. I approve of this idea. Lmno- any thoughts on what boston should have?
Title: Re: You know what this religion needs?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2012, 07:31:29 PM
The Mallet of Richter comes to mind, for Providence.

I can donate a pair of badly and improperly used underpance for Tucson, among other things.
Title: Re: You know what this religion needs?
Post by: AFK on December 28, 2012, 07:32:39 PM
ECH's old pizza joint for Maine.  Assuming it still stands in some fashion. 
Title: Re: You know what this religion needs?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2012, 07:34:13 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 28, 2012, 07:32:39 PM
ECH's old pizza joint for Maine.  Assuming it still stands in some fashion.

That's more of a Holy Site™ than a relic, sort of like the apocryphal Bowling Alley, but it works.  Pics of the joint would be worth having.

Should this come together, we'll need to make a sticky thread or even a subforum to store the pics of the various relics in.
Title: Re: You know what this religion needs?
Post by: AFK on December 28, 2012, 07:36:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2012, 07:34:13 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 28, 2012, 07:32:39 PM
ECH's old pizza joint for Maine.  Assuming it still stands in some fashion.

That's more of a Holy Site™ than a relic, sort of like the apocryphal Bowling Alley, but it works.  Pics of the joint would be worth having.

Should this come together, we'll need to make a sticky thread or even a subforum to store the pics of the various relics in.


If I remember correctly, he had some kind of claw machine/game in there.  That could be the relic.
Title: Re: You know what this religion needs?
Post by: LMNO on December 28, 2012, 07:39:24 PM
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 28, 2012, 07:28:35 PM
This would also encourage pilgrimmage. I approve of this idea. Lmno- any thoughts on what boston should have?

The Holy Boilermaker. (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,22479.msg764578.html#msg764578)
Title: Re: You know what this religion needs?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 28, 2012, 07:46:09 PM
Whats that?
Title: Re: You know what this religion needs?
Post by: LMNO on December 28, 2012, 07:54:33 PM
Click link, and gain enlightenment.
Title: Re: You know what this religion needs?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 28, 2012, 07:57:11 PM
Dumbphone. :argh: will have to wait until friday time.
Title: Re: You know what this religion needs?
Post by: LMNO on December 28, 2012, 07:59:11 PM
Longform link: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,22479.msg764578.html#msg764578
Title: Re: You know what this religion needs?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 28, 2012, 08:14:19 PM
All I know is you people need to stay AWAY from my dildoes.
Title: Re: You know what this religion needs?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2012, 08:15:04 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on December 28, 2012, 08:14:19 PM
All I know is you people need to stay AWAY from my dildoes.

Staying as far away as I can from those...things has been in my long range planning.

I've seen what happened to the sasquatch.
Title: Re: You know what this religion needs?
Post by: LMNO on December 28, 2012, 08:15:18 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on December 28, 2012, 08:14:19 PM
All I know is you people need to stay AWAY from my dildoes.
That's just plain good safety advice, Nigel.
Title: Re: You know what this religion needs?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2012, 08:16:47 PM
I mean, they're Holy™ and all, but "The Crippler" doesn't sound like a relic.

Or maybe it sounds like the best kind of relic.

One or the other.
Title: Re: You know what this religion needs?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 28, 2012, 09:31:28 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: You know what this religion needs?
Post by: Richter on December 28, 2012, 10:35:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2012, 07:31:29 PM
The Mallet of Richter comes to mind, for Providence.

I can donate a pair of badly and improperly used underpance for Tucson, among other things.

Ok -  who told you fuckers i was going to forge the mallet?  I just found the obscence deal on a ludicrojs chunk of tool-grade metal. 

Anyways, pending time at facilities that can handle 3 inchthick stock, the Malleus Richterran  and Harpoon of Howl are forthcoming.
Title: Re: You know what this religion needs?
Post by: AFK on December 28, 2012, 11:01:16 PM
AKK's Sequined Trenchcoat, just because.
Title: Re: You know what this religion needs?
Post by: LMNO on December 28, 2012, 11:10:51 PM
You mean the Technicolor Trollcoat?
Title: Re: You know what this religion needs?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 28, 2012, 11:13:31 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: You know what this religion needs?
Post by: AFK on December 28, 2012, 11:38:55 PM
That's the one!
Title: Re: You know what this religion needs?
Post by: Pergamos on December 29, 2012, 12:05:26 AM
How about the bowling ball that was being used when Eris showed up to dictate the principia?
Title: Re: You know what this religion needs?
Post by: Remington on December 29, 2012, 12:45:16 AM
I can donate a partially eaten frozen moose, or any part thereof.
Title: Re: You know what this religion needs?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2012, 01:56:05 AM
Quote from: Remington on December 29, 2012, 12:45:16 AM
I can donate a partially eaten frozen moose, or any part thereof.

Well, I already have the MITTENS OF HORRIBLE DEFF that your GF so kindly made for me.
Title: Re: You know what this religion needs?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2012, 01:56:37 AM
Quote from: Pergamos on December 29, 2012, 12:05:26 AM
How about the bowling ball that was being used when Eris showed up to dictate the principia?

Which?  They were sitting in the bowling alley coffee shop.
Title: Re: You know what this religion needs?
Post by: Luna on December 29, 2012, 03:54:34 AM
Quote from: Richter on December 28, 2012, 10:35:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2012, 07:31:29 PM
The Mallet of Richter comes to mind, for Providence.

I can donate a pair of badly and improperly used underpance for Tucson, among other things.

Ok -  who told you fuckers i was going to forge the mallet?  I just found the obscence deal on a ludicrojs chunk of tool-grade metal. 

Anyways, pending time at facilities that can handle 3 inchthick stock, the Malleus Richterran  and Harpoon of Howl are forthcoming.

Just mind which one of those you sharpen.  If you sharpen the Malleus Richterran, the resulting time/space discontinuity could cause some issues.

On second thought, point 'em at my old house.

I'll bring the popcorn and the cheap vodka.
Title: Re: You know what this religion needs?
Post by: Richter on December 29, 2012, 05:34:13 AM
Quote from: Luna on December 29, 2012, 03:54:34 AM
Quote from: Richter on December 28, 2012, 10:35:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2012, 07:31:29 PM
The Mallet of Richter comes to mind, for Providence.

I can donate a pair of badly and improperly used underpance for Tucson, among other things.

Ok -  who told you fuckers i was going to forge the mallet?  I just found the obscence deal on a ludicrojs chunk of tool-grade metal. 

Anyways, pending time at facilities that can handle 3 inchthick stock, the Malleus Richterran  and Harpoon of Howl are forthcoming.

Just mind which one of those you sharpen.  If you sharpen the Malleus Richterran, the resulting time/space discontinuity could cause some issues.

On second thought, point 'em at my old house.

I'll bring the popcorn and the cheap vodka.


It will be like the ooening to "Fellowship" from the LOTR trilogy, before the scene where everyone found out Sauron  was just a half giant antipaladin with a magic item.
Title: Re: You know what this religion needs?
Post by: Pergamos on December 29, 2012, 07:50:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2012, 01:56:37 AM
Quote from: Pergamos on December 29, 2012, 12:05:26 AM
How about the bowling ball that was being used when Eris showed up to dictate the principia?

Which?  They were sitting in the bowling alley coffee shop.

Hmm, maybe the coffee cup one of them was drinking from then.
Title: Re: You know what this religion needs?
Post by: Richter on December 31, 2012, 04:21:04 PM
LMNO holds the relics of Team VODKA.  What they are few ask more than once.

Ask not for the relics of Leln.  She is still using them, and will horribly anyone who tries to take them.

Luna?  She weilds this rapier posessed by the spiritof an angry army booted ball stomper.  Like someone told Skofnung there was no kore wine.

Dimo IS he relic.  He is too well greased to ever die.
Title: Re: You know what this religion needs?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 31, 2012, 04:47:58 PM
Quote from: Richter on December 31, 2012, 04:21:04 PM
LMNO holds the relics of Team VODKA.  What they are few ask more than once.

Ask not for the relics of Leln.  She is still using them, and will horribly anyone who tries to take them.

Luna?  She weilds this rapier posessed by the spiritof an angry army booted ball stomper.  Like someone told Skofnung there was no kore wine.

Dimo IS he relic.  He is too well greased to ever die.

Dagos smeared in Cosmoline.  Horrible, horrible.
Title: Re: You know what this religion needs?
Post by: Pæs on January 15, 2013, 08:45:12 PM
Kafka's Gauntlet is clearly a holy relic.

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Title: Re: You know what this religion needs?
Post by: EK WAFFLR on January 15, 2013, 11:41:59 PM
Twid's old guitar string is a relic of Great Holiness™