WHAT IS THE LAW?
The Law is that we don't drop a bomb in TGG's bathroom.
WHAT IS THE LAW?
The Law is that we don't drop ass in the bed.
WHAT IS THE LAW?
The Law is that we don't leave the seat up.
WHAT IS THE LAW?
The Law is that we don't fuck with causality.
WHAT IS THE LAW?
The Law is that we don't feed the dog chicken skins.
WHAT IS THE LAW?
The Law is that we don't clean automotive parts in the kitchen sink.
WHAT IS THE LAW?
The Law is that we don't punch people at the kiki.
WHAT IS THE LAW?
The Law is that we don't make lists.
WHAT IS THE LAW?
The Law is that we don't run around violating conservation of energy.
WHAT IS THE LAW?
The Law is that we only get to be in one place at a time.
WHAT IS THE LAW?
The Law is that we don't do any of the following:
1. Tug on Superman's cape.
2. Spit into the wind.
3. Pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger, and
4. We don't mess around with Nigel.
The Law is a series of thou shalt nots that you OUGHT to know. Apparently some of you dont thou.
Obedience to The Law is not liberty. It is not fucking up shit for the people who can fuck back harder. Or not kicking sasquatch and esrning the whole village a cornholing. No one will be spared.
The Law is not peeing on that stupid loofa thing in the shower, even though it does make a tremendous baffle.
PEE ON MY LOOFAH AND DIEEEEEEE
The loofah that can be peed on is not the eternal loofah.