Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 03, 2013, 03:46:25 PM

Title: On being a fully paid up member of the human race.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 03, 2013, 03:46:25 PM
A few thoughts about what qualifies a primate as a human.

1.  Rights:  If you can demand them, you have them.
2.  Personhood:  It resembles Mach's Principle...If you view other people as persons, then you yourself are a person.
3.  Biped:  You are a biped if you question your own beliefs, even when nobody is looking.

Feel free to add.
Title: Re: On being a fully paid up member of the human race.
Post by: trippinprincezz13 on January 03, 2013, 04:57:34 PM
Learning not to take yourself so damn seriously? Being able to laugh things off, admit you don't know everything, realize no-one one is perfect and move forward makes things a lot easier than obsessing over some imaginary standard, digging one's heels in, etc.

Though, I suppose that could fall under the blanket of being a biped?
Title: Re: On being a fully paid up member of the human race.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on January 03, 2013, 05:36:37 PM
The first three cover just about everything else, like not treating people like crap.
Can't think of much except "be real" and "don't be a moron intentionally".
Title: Re: On being a fully paid up member of the human race.
Post by: Reginald Ret on January 04, 2013, 07:14:04 AM
I never really understood what 'be real'  means.
Lots of people say it, but they all mean something else.
Usually 'be more like me' or 'be more like i expect you to be'.
Title: Re: On being a fully paid up member of the human race.
Post by: Lenin McCarthy on January 04, 2013, 10:17:47 AM
Looking at the world approximately how it is, not how you think it should be.
Title: Re: On being a fully paid up member of the human race.
Post by: Mangrove on January 04, 2013, 04:24:01 PM
Altruism - knowing that it isn't always about 'you'.
Title: Re: On being a fully paid up member of the human race.
Post by: trippinprincezz13 on January 04, 2013, 04:53:05 PM
Quote from: :regret: on January 04, 2013, 07:14:04 AM
I never really understood what 'be real'  means.
Lots of people say it, but they all mean something else.
Usually 'be more like me' or 'be more like i expect you to be'.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/2c8c4b3b58/chappelle-show-when-keeping-it-real-goes-wrong-1

I would take it as meaning be genuine.

But most often when I hear people say it, it tends to sound like you said.
Title: Re: On being a fully paid up member of the human race.
Post by: LMNO on January 04, 2013, 04:57:27 PM
Quote from: :regret: on January 04, 2013, 07:14:04 AM
I never really understood what 'be real'  means.
Lots of people say it, but they all mean something else.
Usually 'be more like me' or 'be more like i expect you to be'.

"No Bullshitting"

Usually, when used in the first person, it means "I'm going to insult you now, no offense, but..."  It's a dodge to indemnify.
Title: Re: On being a fully paid up member of the human race.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2013, 05:06:10 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 04, 2013, 04:57:27 PM
Quote from: :regret: on January 04, 2013, 07:14:04 AM
I never really understood what 'be real'  means.
Lots of people say it, but they all mean something else.
Usually 'be more like me' or 'be more like i expect you to be'.

"No Bullshitting"

Usually, when used in the first person, it means "I'm going to insult you now, no offense, but..."  It's a dodge to indemnify.

"I WAS ONLY SAYING..."

"DON'T TAKE THIS PERSONALLY, BUT..."

"IF A FRIEND CAN'T TELL YOU, WHO CAN?"

Title: Re: On being a fully paid up member of the human race.
Post by: Dildo Argentino on January 05, 2013, 09:51:18 AM
The ability to tell your own opinions from those of others.
Title: Re: On being a fully paid up member of the human race.
Post by: Xooxe on January 06, 2013, 03:19:25 AM
Being able to admit to yourself what your own motives are. (But on its own I guess that doesn't really help sociopaths.)
Title: Re: On being a fully paid up member of the human race.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on January 07, 2013, 06:20:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2013, 05:06:10 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 04, 2013, 04:57:27 PM
Quote from: :regret: on January 04, 2013, 07:14:04 AM
I never really understood what 'be real'  means.
Lots of people say it, but they all mean something else.
Usually 'be more like me' or 'be more like i expect you to be'.

"No Bullshitting"

Usually, when used in the first person, it means "I'm going to insult you now, no offense, but..."  It's a dodge to indemnify.

"I WAS ONLY SAYING..."

"DON'T TAKE THIS PERSONALLY, BUT..."

"IF A FRIEND CAN'T TELL YOU, WHO CAN?"

The passive aggressive thing does tend to make it mean the opposite of what it originally meant.  :horrormirth:
Title: Re: On being a fully paid up member of the human race.
Post by: Richter on January 08, 2013, 12:30:54 AM
You will, on occasion, try something that you are CERTAIN will not work, or do something in a different way than previously it has been established to do that something.
Title: Re: On being a fully paid up member of the human race.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on January 08, 2013, 02:05:00 AM
You will fuck up. And get up, dust your ass off, say "I fucked up" and go on.
Title: Re: On being a fully paid up member of the human race.
Post by: Suu on January 08, 2013, 03:40:36 AM
Doing what you can to better yourself daily, from small facts to big events.