I've been dating this girl recently that I met through a friend of a friend.
I wouldn't say it's super serious at this point but the other night she said she wanted me to go out to dinner with her parents. Warning bells instantly went off in my head but I controlled myself and said "sure, that would be great, whatever, ect" all the while thinking I'd do whatever it took to get out of it.
She calls me yesterday saying that they want to meet us at Applebees tomorrow night. FUCKING APPLEBEES.
I've taken her by her parents house a couple of times just so she could run in and drop something off and honestly they live in a dump. The girl I'm dating doesn't really seem like white trash but she doesn't have a college education and my friends always joke about me "slumming it" and saying if I keep lowering my standards I'll end up marrying a waitress or something.
I fucking hate Applebees and the food is sub-par. I prefer more elegant dining and while I realize not every-bodies palates are as developed and refined as mine, I can't help but think I'm going to end up sitting in a gaudy booth with a couple of yokels with bad taste that will probably insist on paying for the meal when my car payment is probably more than they spend on rent and utilities for their shack in the poor area of town.
The more I think about it the more I feel like this just isn't going to work. Sure we have fun together but I can't imagine bringing her family to my parents house or out to a restaurant to dinner. How embarrassing would it be for everybody if they weren't versed in proper table manners, or they showed up dressed in cheap, shoddy clothes or any number of situations I can think of. It would be mortifying and I'd never hear the end of it from Mother.
It pains me but at this point I feel like I should end it and quickly. It's regretful but we are from two very different worlds that mix like oil and water. I guess i started writing this thinking I would ask you guys if I should suck it up, do the dinner and try to make it work but I think I've come to my decision already without your input.
Now I'm wonderig what is the best way to go about having this conversation with her? I want to be mostly honest and as sensitive as I can without hurting her feelings. I'm just not sure how I can come out and say I'm breaking up with her because her family is too poor. Would it be better to just lie and tell her I'm cheating on her or something like that? help me out PD!
Just don't turn up. Stay home by yourself and silently resent her for her simplicity.
Quote from: DECI4 on January 09, 2013, 03:58:47 AM
I prefer more elegant dining and while I realize not every-bodies palates are as developed and refined as mine...
I want to know more about the bodies.
Tell her the truth, that way she'll know how lucky she is to get away before things get any more serious.
And then go drown your sorrow with an expensive hooker, I'm sure she'll understand your refined tastes.
Quote from: DECI4 on January 09, 2013, 03:58:47 AM
I've been dating this girl recently that I met through a friend of a friend.
I wouldn't say it's super serious at this point but the other night she said she wanted me to go out to dinner with her parents. Warning bells instantly went off in my head but I controlled myself and said "sure, that would be great, whatever, ect" all the while thinking I'd do whatever it took to get out of it.
She calls me yesterday saying that they want to meet us at Applebees tomorrow night. FUCKING APPLEBEES.
I've taken her by her parents house a couple of times just so she could run in and drop something off and honestly they live in a dump. The girl I'm dating doesn't really seem like white trash but she doesn't have a college education and my friends always joke about me "slumming it" and saying if I keep lowering my standards I'll end up marrying a waitress or something.
I fucking hate Applebees and the food is sub-par. I prefer more elegant dining and while I realize not every-bodies palates are as developed and refined as mine, I can't help but think I'm going to end up sitting in a gaudy booth with a couple of yokels with bad taste that will probably insist on paying for the meal when my car payment is probably more than they spend on rent and utilities for their shack in the poor area of town.
The more I think about it the more I feel like this just isn't going to work. Sure we have fun together but I can't imagine bringing her family to my parents house or out to a restaurant to dinner. How embarrassing would it be for everybody if they weren't versed in proper table manners, or they showed up dressed in cheap, shoddy clothes or any number of situations I can think of. It would be mortifying and I'd never hear the end of it from Mother.
It pains me but at this point I feel like I should end it and quickly. It's regretful but we are from two very different worlds that mix like oil and water. I guess i started writing this thinking I would ask you guys if I should suck it up, do the dinner and try to make it work but I think I've come to my decision already without your input.
Now I'm wonderig what is the best way to go about having this conversation with her? I want to be mostly honest and as sensitive as I can without hurting her feelings. I'm just not sure how I can come out and say I'm breaking up with her because her family is too poor. Would it be better to just lie and tell her I'm cheating on her or something like that? help me out PD!
I think you should arrange to meet her at your place first and fuck her brains out (including anal) before heading down to the restaurant with your cum still dripping out her ass. After the meal (but before the cheque arrives) you should stand up take your huge, throbbing manhood out and fire copious amounts of hot jizz over everyone, including the waitresses, then have a huge orgy.
Sorry, just got back from Literotica, that's the best advice I got under the circumstances
Show up dressed like this:
(http://chrissieadamsdotcom.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/monocle_blog.jpg)
Talk about your refined palate, your car payment and your fear of mortifying Mother, and the situation should resolve itself.
In short, just be yourself. Extra points if you bring Mother and she does get mortified.
Bring your own food to Applebees. Three pounds of foie gras and a couple of black truffles should do the trick.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 09, 2013, 01:11:27 PM
Bring your own food to Applebees. Three pounds of foie gras and a couple of black truffles should do the trick.
:lulz:
This is a chance to really impress her. Bring your chef gear to Applebees discreetly in your car trunk. Don't bring the five star shit, you don't want to get poor people's sauce on your fine outfit. Excuse yourself just after everyone orders and duck out to change. Walk into the kitchen pulling the most glorious Bavarian Fire Drill of all time and cook their food for them.
It'll be like an episode of Frasier, from the later years when everyone finally realized nobody was likeable and wondered why they ever watched it to begin with.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on January 09, 2013, 02:35:15 PM
This is a chance to really impress her. Bring your chef gear to Applebees discreetly in your car trunk. Don't bring the five star shit, you don't want to get poor people's sauce on your fine outfit. Excuse yourself just after everyone orders and duck out to change. Walk into the kitchen pulling the most glorious Bavarian Fire Drill of all time and cook their food for them.
It'll be like an episode of Frasier, from the later years when everyone finally realized nobody was likeable and wondered why they ever watched it to begin with.
(http://thumbs.newschoolers.com/index.php?src=http://wtfdidtheysay.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/oh-snap.gif&size=400x1000)
I liked the dog. :|
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on January 09, 2013, 02:35:15 PM
This is a chance to really impress her. Bring your chef gear to Applebees discreetly in your car trunk. Don't bring the five star shit, you don't want to get poor people's sauce on your fine outfit. Excuse yourself just after everyone orders and duck out to change. Walk into the kitchen pulling the most glorious Bavarian Fire Drill of all time and cook their food for them.
It'll be like an episode of Frasier, from the later years when everyone finally realized nobody was likeable and wondered why they ever watched it to begin with.
I approve of this spaggotry.
There's a joke hidden somewhere in this thread; something about not feeding trolls, not even at Applebees
I suggest breaking up with her at the restaurant, and then just start dating one of the waitresses. Shit runs down, so they say.
I'm don't see why you're surprised she likes Applebees. She's already demonstrated she has bad taste.
Saw this troll on Camp Idiot. 0/10 for lack of originality.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 09, 2013, 05:50:09 PM
Saw this troll on Camp Idiot. 0/10 for lack of originality.
Then I'm sure you won't mind linking to it. That is, unless you are full of shit and here to derail my thread as usual.
Quote from: DECI4 on January 09, 2013, 06:19:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 09, 2013, 05:50:09 PM
Saw this troll on Camp Idiot. 0/10 for lack of originality.
Then I'm sure you won't mind linking to it. That is, unless you are full of shit and here to derail my thread as usual.
Sounds serious. You should complain to Fang. I hear he has ways of dealing with this sort of thing.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 09, 2013, 06:23:27 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on January 09, 2013, 06:19:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 09, 2013, 05:50:09 PM
Saw this troll on Camp Idiot. 0/10 for lack of originality.
Then I'm sure you won't mind linking to it. That is, unless you are full of shit and here to derail my thread as usual.
Sounds serious. You should complain to Fang. I hear he has ways of dealing with this sort of thing.
That's what I thought.
How dare anyone derail my very srs troll threads.
Internet trolling: srs fucking bizness.
I agree with everyone else. Just be yourself. Quit pretending to be a decent human being and she'll run screaming for the hills or her dad will get the shot gun out of his pick-up truck and fill your ass with buckshot. Either one will be an improvement.
Quote from: Cain on January 09, 2013, 07:22:15 PM
How dare anyone derail my very srs troll threads.
Internet trolling: srs fucking bizness.
SOMEONE SHOULD DO SOMETHING!
I shall write a letter to my Congressman. Such knavery shall not stand.
Quote from: Cain on January 09, 2013, 07:40:51 PM
I shall write a letter to my Congressman. Such knavery shall not stand.
Don't mollycoddle me, Cain. I am incorrigible.
Write
The Times. That'll learn me.