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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2013, 04:25:00 PM

Title: HELLO THERE, AMERICA.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2013, 04:25:00 PM
http://todayhealth.today.com/_news/2013/01/11/16463704-miss-america-contestant-gets-hate-mail-over-mastectomy-plans?lite

Near-certain death is no reason for a preventative masectomy, you see.  She won't fill out the bikini as well, and that has certain people feeling like their rights have been violated.
Title: Re: HELLO THERE, AMERICA.
Post by: Cain on January 11, 2013, 04:26:32 PM
Eye candy trumps medical advice.  I mean, clearly.  Only some kind of ethically challenged moron would argue otherwise.
Title: Re: HELLO THERE, AMERICA.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2013, 04:27:19 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 11, 2013, 04:26:32 PM
Eye candy trumps medical advice.  I mean, clearly.  Only some kind of ethically challenged moron would argue otherwise.

This is, after all, America.  Tits or GTFO.
Title: Re: HELLO THERE, AMERICA.
Post by: LMNO on January 11, 2013, 04:28:55 PM
I finally get to use this emoticon!


:titsorgtfo:

:rush:
Title: Re: HELLO THERE, AMERICA.
Post by: Faust on January 11, 2013, 04:40:07 PM
Well at least beauty pageants have become more openly a human sacrifice. In my day they would starve themselves with anorexia to look pretty appease the volcano
Title: Re: HELLO THERE, AMERICA.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 11, 2013, 06:12:39 PM
Oh, America.

I hope to fuck she wins, and carves that shit off, and maybe gets a little fat post-op, and then is all "Hey guess what? Fuck you guys, I'm AWESOME" and then gets a PhD and lives to be 100 and invents a cure for cancer.

THAT still wouldn't show those fuckers, because they're stupid, but at least they'd be dead and she'd still be AWESOME.
Title: Re: HELLO THERE, AMERICA.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2013, 06:16:59 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 11, 2013, 06:12:39 PM
Oh, America.

I hope to fuck she wins, and carves that shit off, and maybe gets a little fat post-op, and then is all "Hey guess what? Fuck you guys, I'm AWESOME" and then gets a PhD and lives to be 100 and invents a cure for cancer.

THAT still wouldn't show those fuckers, because they're stupid, but at least they'd be dead and she'd still be AWESOME.

I hope she does what's in her best interest, and just ignores the shitbags.

Seriously.  How do these people live with themselves?  "Our ability to ogle pictures of you at pageants is more important than your actual life."

Fuck that, if she thinks this is what will A)  Reduce her risk of getting cancer at 25 or so, and B) reduce her fear of cancer, then she should do it.  Boobs aren't actually necessary.

What pisses me off is that half of the involved or questioned medical professionals are against it because "it might send the wrong message".  FUCK, SHE'S A HUMAN BEING, NOT A GODDAMNED BILLBOARD.

This is one reason I am against pageants.  They turn people into objects.  Also, they haven't been the same since Burt Parks kicked the bucket.
Title: Re: HELLO THERE, AMERICA.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on January 12, 2013, 08:01:52 PM
It's interesting. She explains everything that's going on, that's in her family history. Gene mutations and all that. How she's lived with her mom's (and grandmother's and aunt's) death and her own concerns.

Then someone decides since she doesn't have cancer right NOW, she's mutilating her body for no reason.

That right there? That's MURICA.
Title: Re: HELLO THERE, AMERICA.
Post by: Cain on January 12, 2013, 08:02:50 PM
Ignorance of preventative measures does seem to be an especially American (human) trait.