You ignored me while driving, eating, fucking, masturbating your cats, watching "Facts of Life," talking to your mother on the phone...Yes, many aspects of your life now include the extra aspect of the fact that you IGNORE me while you do them.
Hell, this afternoon, you could have friends over to watch an ancient episode of Kojak. Point out to your friends, several times, that Teli Savalis is amusing to watch on Kojak and that TGRR was not anywhere to be seen and could be SAFELY IGNORED.
Later, go into the bathroom and take a huge dump. And then look upon the fetid log of excrement and say aloud, "What an interesting turd you are. It would be impossible to ignore such an interested turd...so full of brightly-colored carrot chunks and so on. No siree, although it is EASY to IGNORE TGRR, I am going to be sorry to see you go, and will think of you often." Then flush. When you come out, and your friends ask, "We heard voices, what were you doing?", you can proudly announced that you were IGNORING TGRR. Then they'll want to know who TGRR is.
Don't tell them, though. It will only lead to tears.
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I feel as though i missed something here. Posting reattempt.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on January 14, 2013, 08:32:11 PM
I feel as though i missed something here. Posting reattempt.
No, I was just being goofy.