1. Your clock doesn't tell you the time, it just says "Doesn't really matter."
2. Your fortune cookie says "Why bother?"
3. Shel Silverstein is banned, because the sidewalk never ends.
4. Muggers issue you a customer satisfaction survey. Which is pinned to your chest with a knife.
5. The "cold water" faucet is a FUCKING LIE.
6. The Baptists are always crying.
7. Shot glasses and steins at bars have the impressions of fingers embedded in them.
8. You can actually visit the Hackey Sack Hall of Fame (no shit), which is in a Greco-Roman marble building (also no shit).
9. The saloons are so sleazy and disgusting that the patrons go home to unwind.
10. On a clear day, you can see forever fry like bacon in a pan.
1, 5, 9, and 10 could also apply to Seguin.
The fortune cookies say "GET THE FUCK OUT. NOW." though.
Quote from: Wuli Fufu on January 28, 2013, 07:46:39 PM
1, 5, 9, and 10 could also apply to Seguin.
The fortune cookies say "GET THE FUCK OUT. NOW." though.
Ours would too, but there's nowhere to go.
Stella has Austin.
Roger, on the other hand....well, let's just say that compared to the rest of Arizona, Tucson IS Austin.
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on January 28, 2013, 07:55:59 PM
Stella has Austin.
Roger, on the other hand....well, let's just say that compared to the rest of Arizona, Tucson IS Austin.
Yeah, pretty much. The nearest thing resembling actual civilization is San Diego, which is
8 hours drive on the other side of the planet.
I always have people telling me how great Amsterdam is.
Which is almost literally on the other side of the planet. I could do bong hits here if I felt like it, but it WOULD be nice to TOTALLY LEAVE AMURKA AND SEE PEOPLE NOT GETTING THEIR PANTIES IN A KNOT OVER STUPID SHIT LIKE OTHER PEOPLES' BUSINESS.
Quote from: Wuli Fufu on January 28, 2013, 08:44:28 PM
I always have people telling me how great Amsterdam is.
Which is almost literally on the other side of the planet. I could do bong hits here if I felt like it, but it WOULD be nice to TOTALLY LEAVE AMURKA AND SEE PEOPLE NOT GETTING THEIR PANTIES IN A KNOT OVER STUPID SHIT LIKE OTHER PEOPLES' BUSINESS.
Thing is, Amsterdam is ALSO full of the sort of people that would be attracted to a situation in which loads of foreigners get smashed all the damn time. If you catch my drift.
Hell, if you want to take legal bong hits you don't have to go to Amsterdam. You can just go to Denver or Seattle. :lulz:
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on January 28, 2013, 08:47:07 PM
Hell, if you want to take legal bong hits you don't have to go to Amsterdam. You can just go to Denver or Seattle. :lulz:
Or Tucson, where the cops just don't care anymore.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 28, 2013, 08:45:34 PM
Quote from: Wuli Fufu on January 28, 2013, 08:44:28 PM
I always have people telling me how great Amsterdam is.
Which is almost literally on the other side of the planet. I could do bong hits here if I felt like it, but it WOULD be nice to TOTALLY LEAVE AMURKA AND SEE PEOPLE NOT GETTING THEIR PANTIES IN A KNOT OVER STUPID SHIT LIKE OTHER PEOPLES' BUSINESS.
Thing is, Amsterdam is ALSO full of the sort of people that would be attracted to a situation in which loads of foreigners get smashed all the damn time. If you catch my drift.
A little slow on the uptake today and I have several situations rattling around in my heat-seared brain. Which one do you mean?
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on January 28, 2013, 08:47:07 PM
Hell, if you want to take legal bong hits you don't have to go to Amsterdam. You can just go to Denver or Seattle. :lulz:
Yeah, but I want to go in a coffeeshop and order it.
Maybe you have to be from Texas to want that kind of shit. :lol:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 28, 2013, 08:49:11 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on January 28, 2013, 08:47:07 PM
Hell, if you want to take legal bong hits you don't have to go to Amsterdam. You can just go to Denver or Seattle. :lulz:
Or Tucson, where the cops just don't care anymore.
APATHY FUCK YEAH
Quote from: Wuli Fufu on January 28, 2013, 08:53:30 PM
A little slow on the uptake today and I have several situations rattling around in my heat-seared brain. Which one do you mean?
The kind of people that knock you over the head, take all your shit, and throw you in the ocean.
Quote from: Wuli Fufu on January 28, 2013, 08:53:30 PM
APATHY FUCK YEAH
More like OVERWORKED CAN'T EVEN STOP THE GRAFFITI OR RESPOND TO TRAFFIC ACCIDENTS FUCK YEAH
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 28, 2013, 08:55:15 PM
Quote from: Wuli Fufu on January 28, 2013, 08:53:30 PM
A little slow on the uptake today and I have several situations rattling around in my heat-seared brain. Which one do you mean?
The kind of people that knock you over the head, take all your shit, and throw you in the ocean.
I'd be used to that, but Houston doesn't have an ocean.
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Quote from: Wuli Fufu on January 28, 2013, 08:53:30 PM
APATHY FUCK YEAH
More like OVERWORKED CAN'T EVEN STOP THE GRAFFITI OR RESPOND TO TRAFFIC ACCIDENTS FUCK YEAH
:horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 28, 2013, 08:49:11 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on January 28, 2013, 08:47:07 PM
Hell, if you want to take legal bong hits you don't have to go to Amsterdam. You can just go to Denver or Seattle. :lulz:
Or Tucson, where the cops just don't care anymore.
I was going to add more, but ever since we legalized we've had packs of feral children raised by the demon weed roaming the streets stealing anything that isn't nailed down to pay for their insidious addiction. They just came by and stole my laptSDZ?><vfgafh
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on January 28, 2013, 10:40:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 28, 2013, 08:49:11 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on January 28, 2013, 08:47:07 PM
Hell, if you want to take legal bong hits you don't have to go to Amsterdam. You can just go to Denver or Seattle. :lulz:
Or Tucson, where the cops just don't care anymore.
I was going to add more, but ever since we legalized we've had packs of feral children raised by the demon weed roaming the streets stealing anything that isn't nailed down to pay for their insidious addiction. They just came by and stole my laptSDZ?><vfgafh
Not to mention all the poor kids that OD.
The clocks in New Zealand go backwards. We use them to wind springs.
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on January 28, 2013, 10:40:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 28, 2013, 08:49:11 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on January 28, 2013, 08:47:07 PM
Hell, if you want to take legal bong hits you don't have to go to Amsterdam. You can just go to Denver or Seattle. :lulz:
Or Tucson, where the cops just don't care anymore.
I was going to add more, but ever since we legalized we've had packs of feral children raised by the demon weed roaming the streets stealing anything that isn't nailed down to pay for their insidious addiction. They just came by and stole my laptSDZ?><vfgafh
I've been afraid to go across the river since the New Year. I've heard that it's nothing but ravening hordes of marijuana-addled face-craving zombies feeding doobies to babies and raping grandmothers.
Also, that you're totally out of Little Debbie Nutty Bars.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 29, 2013, 01:09:27 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on January 28, 2013, 10:40:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 28, 2013, 08:49:11 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on January 28, 2013, 08:47:07 PM
Hell, if you want to take legal bong hits you don't have to go to Amsterdam. You can just go to Denver or Seattle. :lulz:
Or Tucson, where the cops just don't care anymore.
I was going to add more, but ever since we legalized we've had packs of feral children raised by the demon weed roaming the streets stealing anything that isn't nailed down to pay for their insidious addiction. They just came by and stole my laptSDZ?><vfgafh
I've been afraid to go across the river since the New Year. I've heard that it's nothing but ravening hordes of marijuana-addled face-craving zombies feeding doobies to babies and raping grandmothers.
Also, that you're totally out of Little Debbie Nutty Bars.
Shooting marijuana leads to smoking LSD.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 29, 2013, 01:09:27 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on January 28, 2013, 10:40:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 28, 2013, 08:49:11 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on January 28, 2013, 08:47:07 PM
Hell, if you want to take legal bong hits you don't have to go to Amsterdam. You can just go to Denver or Seattle. :lulz:
Or Tucson, where the cops just don't care anymore.
I was going to add more, but ever since we legalized we've had packs of feral children raised by the demon weed roaming the streets stealing anything that isn't nailed down to pay for their insidious addiction. They just came by and stole my laptSDZ?><vfgafh
I've been afraid to go across the river since the New Year. I've heard that it's nothing but ravening hordes of marijuana-addled face-craving zombies feeding doobies to babies and raping grandmothers.
Also, that you're totally out of Little Debbie Nutty Bars.
Not true, however, the asian supermarket by my new job is now ALWAYS out of taro ice cream. :lulz:
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on January 29, 2013, 06:49:57 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 29, 2013, 01:09:27 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on January 28, 2013, 10:40:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 28, 2013, 08:49:11 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on January 28, 2013, 08:47:07 PM
Hell, if you want to take legal bong hits you don't have to go to Amsterdam. You can just go to Denver or Seattle. :lulz:
Or Tucson, where the cops just don't care anymore.
I was going to add more, but ever since we legalized we've had packs of feral children raised by the demon weed roaming the streets stealing anything that isn't nailed down to pay for their insidious addiction. They just came by and stole my laptSDZ?><vfgafh
I've been afraid to go across the river since the New Year. I've heard that it's nothing but ravening hordes of marijuana-addled face-craving zombies feeding doobies to babies and raping grandmothers.
Also, that you're totally out of Little Debbie Nutty Bars.
Not true, however, the asian supermarket by my new job is now ALWAYS out of taro ice cream. :lulz:
DAMNING PROOF OF THE SCOURGE OF MARIJUANA! :argh!:
Wait, taro ice cream
how is that even a flavor?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HONEY, I MADE YOU SOME STARCH-FLAVORED ICE CREAM.
No, it's SO GOOD. Seriously, go immediately to Fubonn or someplace like it and get you some.
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on January 29, 2013, 07:51:23 AM
No, it's SO GOOD. Seriously, go immediately to Fubonn or someplace like it and get you some.
I totally am. Fuck yes. Also, I am overdue for a Fubonn run.