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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 28, 2013, 09:10:23 PM

Title: Saving the Kids: Club Control Laws Needed NOW.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 28, 2013, 09:10:23 PM
http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/01/28/16735889-from-joy-to-tragedy-inside-the-brazil-nightclub-where-233-died?lite

I'd like to start a pention for club control or  :?
Title: Re: Saving the Kids: Club Control Laws Needed NOW.
Post by: AFK on January 28, 2013, 09:14:36 PM
Better fire codes maybe? 
Title: Re: Saving the Kids: Club Control Laws Needed NOW.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on January 28, 2013, 09:22:03 PM
ZOMG LETS OUTLAW COMMUTING AND SHIT (http://www-nrd.nhtsa.dot.gov/Pubs/811162.PDF)
Title: Re: Saving the Kids: Club Control Laws Needed NOW.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 28, 2013, 09:24:51 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 28, 2013, 09:14:36 PM
Better fire codes maybe?

Sure.  If you think it's okay for kids to be trampled to death.

Or we could start with fire codes, then outlaw clubs.

But it's not a slippery slope.
Title: Re: Saving the Kids: Club Control Laws Needed NOW.
Post by: AFK on January 28, 2013, 10:49:09 PM
Kids probably wouldn't be trampled to death if they weren't running away from out-of-control pyrotechnics.
Title: Re: Saving the Kids: Club Control Laws Needed NOW.
Post by: Richter on January 28, 2013, 10:52:10 PM
We learned this in  Providence after the last "clambake"  ..  be careful with your pyro in doors.  If you have to ask what careful is then NO
Title: Re: Saving the Kids: Club Control Laws Needed NOW.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 28, 2013, 10:53:22 PM
I never understood why bands think indoor pyrotechnics are a good idea.
Let's shoot flames up into the ceiling! Yeah! It'll be awesome!






oops  :eek:
Title: Re: Saving the Kids: Club Control Laws Needed NOW.
Post by: AFK on January 28, 2013, 11:13:16 PM
There used to be this rule of thumb about how the size of a band's light/pyrotechnic show is inversely proportional to their talent. 
Title: Re: Saving the Kids: Club Control Laws Needed NOW.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on January 29, 2013, 06:47:55 AM
I refute that with Iron Maiden.