http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/30/ron-jeremy-in-critical-condition-heart-aneurysm_n_2582953.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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NOOOOOOOOOOO!
I KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO BE A BAD FEBRUARY!
DON'T GO, RON, THIS WORLD NEEDS A GOD OF SQUICK
The man writes childrens books. What porn star does that i ask you?
Ron Jeremy is to porn what Lemmy is to Metal.
Quote from: Waffles, Viking Princess of Northern Belgium on January 31, 2013, 06:03:53 PM
Ron Jeremy is to porn what Lemmy is to Metal.
God.
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-9YqFaT8TCFc/UMA51Bt5QvI/AAAAAAAAC_A/PI_vEIcTuv0/s1600/tumblr_m3jzcaJERX1r2pa7xo2_1280.png)
So, god is a randy hedgehog. Good to know.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 31, 2013, 06:52:40 PM
So, god is a randy hedgehog. Good to know.
You act surprised.
Fortunately: NOT Alanis Morrisette.
No Zombie Jeremy memes on facebook yet.
I'm cautiously optimistic he might make it.
I always figured he was too well lubed to ever die. Like a walking low-viscosity tar pit. Millenia later they will dregde the bones of a late 90's porn strumpet out of his chest hair, and fill textbooks with images of our age being oversexualized and overproduced
(Visual reference: hxxp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWIz_LaXtC8 )
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He's still in the ICU but isn't getting worse. That's something. I find it sort of weird and gross that Fox is making jokes about him not getting back to work any time soon but I can't put my finger on why.
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 01, 2013, 04:49:46 AM
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He's still in the ICU but isn't getting worse. That's something. I find it sort of weird and gross that Fox is making jokes about him not getting back to work any time soon but I can't put my finger on why.
a) Fox
b) Fox
c) You know they want to be him
d) Fox
e) Total lack of empathy for a fellow human being because well, Fox
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 01, 2013, 04:49:46 AM
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He's still in the ICU but isn't getting worse. That's something. I find it sort of weird and gross that Fox is making jokes about him not getting back to work any time soon but I can't put my finger on why.
Because they're tacky and morbid assholes. Joking about the health of a sick guy who might be dying is pretty inhuman.
Site updated... he made it through surgery and is recovering... sounds like the hedgehog is out of the woods.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on February 01, 2013, 07:15:53 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 01, 2013, 04:49:46 AM
:eek:
He's still in the ICU but isn't getting worse. That's something. I find it sort of weird and gross that Fox is making jokes about him not getting back to work any time soon but I can't put my finger on why.
Because they're tacky and morbid assholes. Joking about the health of a sick guy who might be dying is pretty inhuman.
That's pretty par for the course. I think they were being edgy (for lack of proper ideas and terminology) by making q pop culture reference - namely, everyone knows what he does, so they can make a joke about him returning to work (which he may not even do anymore,) and they don't have to explain what they mean by work because [complicated dichotomy of ideas incorporating porn, age, and how society views both things] and because ron Jeremy.
In other words, the fact that they made the joke is the joke. "Hey, we understand this pop culture reference! Do you recognize this pop culture reference? Yeah! Hahaha, yeah pop culture reference!"
Quote from: Rev Thwack on February 01, 2013, 07:42:37 AM
Site updated... he made it through surgery and is recovering... sounds like the hedgehog is out of the woods.
Oh good!
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on February 01, 2013, 08:49:43 AM
In other words, the fact that they made the joke is the joke. "Hey, we understand this pop culture reference! Do you recognize this pop culture reference? Yeah! Hahaha, yeah pop culture reference!"
I just take it as a moronic, puerile Beavis and Butthead thing: "He said 'Ron Jeremy'. Heh heh...heh heh..."