1. The fastest way to a man's heart is NIGEL'S FIST.
2. When in Rome, SHUT UP.
3. If at first you don't succeed, DIG IN YOUR HEELS AND SCREECH.
4. You can't understand a person unless you walk a mile in his shoes AND SHIT IN HIS PANTS.
5. You're never too old to DIE OF OLD AGE.
6. A penny saved is a penny DEPRECIATED.
7. Soonest begun, soonest MISERABLE.
8. Many hands make A GODDAMN COMMITTEE.
9. Early to bed and early to rise MEANS YOU MISS ALL THE PARTIES.
10. An apple a day ACCUMULATES PESTICIDES IN YOUR LIVER.
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A bird in the hand WILL GIVE YOU SALMONELLA.
A chain is only as strong as THE FUCKER WIELDING IT
A picture paints A THOUSAND DEATHS
There's A TROLL born every minute
Nothing succeeds like CHEATING.
All good things come to he who STEALS THEM
If at first you don't succeed, try OUTSOURCING TO MALAYSIA.
Early to rise and early to bed
Makes a man underpaid, overworked and DEAD
Quote from: Wuli Fufu on February 01, 2013, 05:35:09 PM
Early to rise and early to bed
Makes a man underpaid, overworked and DEAD
My favorite so far.
A fool and his money are soon CELEBRITIES
A poor workman always blames his APPRENTICE
Another day, another CRUSHING BOUT OF DESPAIR AND LOATHING
Attack is the best form of OFFENCE
Out of sight, out of GODDAMMIT I'M LATE FOR WORK WHERE ARE MY FUCKING CAR KEYS?!?
A woman, a dog, and a walnut tree, the more you beat them THE LONGER THE SENTENCE
A stitch in time SAVES LABOR COSTS WHEN DONE IN MYANMAR.
A penny saved IS DEPRIVED FROM YOUR STARVING CHILD YOU MONSTER.
Better late than WHEN YOU'RE TAKING THE DIRT NAP.
A fool and his money are soon OWNED BY GOLDMAN SACHS.
You catch more flies with OUTSOURCING TO INDIA than with vinegar.
Two wrongs MAKE A CIVIL COURT NIGHTMARE
Diamonds are a ZAMBIAN ORPHAN AMPUTEE CHILD LABORER'S best friend!
Never look a gift horse in the BUTT.
Good things come to those who WRECK THE ECONOMY.
Seek and ye shall RUN INTO A PAYWALL.
First the work and then GO FUCK YOURSELF
He who laughs last, laughs UNTIL HIS FACE SPLITS IN HALF.
The best things in life are IN PERPETUAL CLOSED BETA.
A bird in the hand beats WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE BALBBING ABOUT.
Do unto others as you would have them BEND YOU OVER.
Those who can, do. Those who can't TRAIN THEIR REPLACEMENTS.
Which came first, the chicken or the INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY?
Fuck 'em if they can't UNDERSTAND THE COMPLEXITIES OF THE MANUAL.
One good deed deserves A KNIFE IN THE SCROTUM.
An eye for an eye makes the whole world A BUNCH OF BITCHES WHINING ON FACEBOOK.
When it rains it MEANS GEORGIANS ARE DRIVING IN TO TREES TO DODGE THE RAINDROPS.
The buck stops NOT IN YOUR HANDS
Loose lips GET PROMOTED TO MIDDLE MANAGMENT
Don't look a gift horse UP THE ASS
Early to bed, early to rise makes a man IDEAL FOR SHIFT WORK
If you can't beat them WHINE ABOUT IT
The early bird gets EATEN BY THE SNAKE GETTING OUT OF THE CLUB LATE
Physician, GO FUCK THYSELF.
There is nothing so bad that IT CAN'T BE IMPROVED BY WHINING ABOUT IT.
Knit one, FUCK YOU.
Where there's a will there's A THOUSAND WILL-NOTS.
Out of the frying pan and INTO THE PASSIVE-AGRESSIVE FLAMEWARS.