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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 06, 2013, 05:08:44 PM

Title: What the hell?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 06, 2013, 05:08:44 PM
I just realized that I'm 3190 miles and 32 years from home.  How did that happen?  How do I get back there?  What the hell IS this place?  It looks like the surface of the fucking moon!  Where the hell did the ocean go?  Fuck, I've lost the ocean!

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Title: Re: What the hell?
Post by: Trivial on February 06, 2013, 05:29:28 PM
Come to Iowa, 'tis covered in snow.
Title: Re: What the hell?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 06, 2013, 05:47:38 PM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on February 06, 2013, 05:29:28 PM
Come to Iowa, 'tis covered in snow.

Can't.  Tucson.
Title: Re: What the hell?
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on February 06, 2013, 05:49:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 06, 2013, 05:08:44 PM
I just realized that I'm 3190 miles and 32 years from home.  How did that happen?  How do I get back there?  What the hell IS this place?  It looks like the surface of the fucking moon!  Where the hell did the ocean go? Fuck, I've lost the ocean!

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Title: Re: What the hell?
Post by: Trivial on February 06, 2013, 05:56:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 06, 2013, 05:47:38 PM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on February 06, 2013, 05:29:28 PM
Come to Iowa, 'tis covered in snow.

Can't.  Tucson.

Well, it happens.
Title: Re: What the hell?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on February 06, 2013, 06:00:50 PM
I hate to tell you roger but newfoundland was just a coma dream. Other trips have been well trips. You might remember meeting me on the boston common. It was actually scotsdale.
Title: Re: What the hell?
Post by: Trivial on February 06, 2013, 06:03:40 PM
Has anyone been to Arcosanti?
Title: Re: What the hell?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 06, 2013, 06:15:41 PM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on February 06, 2013, 05:56:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 06, 2013, 05:47:38 PM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on February 06, 2013, 05:29:28 PM
Come to Iowa, 'tis covered in snow.

Can't.  Tucson.

Well, it happens.

Happens to everyone eventually.  Maybe it's a car wreck.  Or a heart attack.  Or just old age.

But, sooner or later, everyone comes to Tucson.
Title: Re: What the hell?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 06, 2013, 06:16:07 PM
Quote from: Queef Erisson on February 06, 2013, 06:00:50 PM
I hate to tell you roger but newfoundland was just a coma dream. Other trips have been well trips. You might remember meeting me on the boston common. It was actually scotsdale.

:horrormirth:
Title: Re: What the hell?
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on February 06, 2013, 06:19:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 06, 2013, 06:15:41 PM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on February 06, 2013, 05:56:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 06, 2013, 05:47:38 PM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on February 06, 2013, 05:29:28 PM
Come to Iowa, 'tis covered in snow.

Can't.  Tucson.

Well, it happens.

Happens to everyone eventually.  Maybe it's a car wreck.  Or a heart attack.  Or just old age.

But, sooner or later, everyone comes to Tucson.

Not if there's no fucking ocean I won't. Or, if I do end up there, I will sink the whole fucking landmass just to get some surf :argh!:
Title: Re: What the hell?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 06, 2013, 06:20:39 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on February 06, 2013, 06:19:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 06, 2013, 06:15:41 PM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on February 06, 2013, 05:56:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 06, 2013, 05:47:38 PM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on February 06, 2013, 05:29:28 PM
Come to Iowa, 'tis covered in snow.

Can't.  Tucson.

Well, it happens.

Happens to everyone eventually.  Maybe it's a car wreck.  Or a heart attack.  Or just old age.

But, sooner or later, everyone comes to Tucson.

Not if there's no fucking ocean I won't. Or, if I do end up there, I will sink the whole fucking landmass just to get some surf :argh!:

The ancient ocean floor is 11,000 feet down, through coliche and dirt mostly composed of coyote shit.

So technically, there's PART of an ocean.
Title: Re: What the hell?
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on February 06, 2013, 06:32:28 PM
I belong to water. It's fiercely possessive of me. If the ocean can't splash me from where it is it sends rain. This is the real reason we have shit weather in Scotland whenever I'm not near a beach. If I come to Tucson, expect floods. Not my fault, it's just something that happens. The sea will claim my ass and there's nothing anyone can do about it.
Title: Re: What the hell?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 06, 2013, 06:35:20 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on February 06, 2013, 06:32:28 PM
I belong to water. It's fiercely possessive of me. If the ocean can't splash me from where it is it sends rain. This is the real reason we have shit weather in Scotland whenever I'm not near a beach. If I come to Tucson, expect floods. Not my fault, it's just something that happens. The sea will claim my ass and there's nothing anyone can do about it.

There's water here.  In June, there's so much water people drown all over The City.  The rest of the year, it's 60 feet underground, where it belongs.
Title: Re: What the hell?
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on February 06, 2013, 06:38:49 PM
THEN I MUST DIG!
:lord:
Title: Re: What the hell?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on February 06, 2013, 06:40:29 PM
We kept trying to tell you where you were but you must have eaten quite a few buttons. Kept talking about the gay pride parade. Must have been hallucinating the colors. Maybe you couldnt accept the truth. Boston was destroyed a long ago. Its all arizona now. Dont you remember the sun shining? When did the sun ever shine in new england?
Title: Re: What the hell?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 06, 2013, 06:43:14 PM
Quote from: Queef Erisson on February 06, 2013, 06:40:29 PM
We kept trying to tell you where you were but you must have eaten quite a few buttons. Kept talking about the gay pride parade. Must have been hallucinating the colors. Maybe you couldnt accept the truth. Boston was destroyed a long ago. Its all arizona now. Dont you remember the sun shining? When did the sun ever shine in new england?

I'm going to sit under my desk for a while, and make little noises.
Title: Re: What the hell?
Post by: LMNO on February 06, 2013, 07:23:26 PM
Twid, please stop telling Roger the truth.  We've worked so hard to ease the transition.

And we just want him to be happy.  Because we love him.



We love him to death.
Title: Re: What the hell?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on February 06, 2013, 07:36:35 PM
Sorry. Its just hard to watch sometimes. Its hard to maintain the illusion that there is a blue and green world just outside of the desert.
Title: Re: What the hell?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 06, 2013, 09:16:14 PM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on February 06, 2013, 06:03:40 PM
Has anyone been to Arcosanti?

I have.

Also I slept with the former foundry manager for a year.
Title: Re: What the hell?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 06, 2013, 09:18:39 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on February 06, 2013, 06:38:49 PM
THEN I MUST DIG!
:lord:

Don't push it. I almost drowned in Tucson.
Title: Re: What the hell?
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on February 06, 2013, 10:18:54 PM
I'm immune to drowning. If it was possible it would have happened by now.
Title: Re: What the hell?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 06, 2013, 10:25:47 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on February 06, 2013, 10:18:54 PM
I'm immune to drowning. If it was possible it would have happened by now.

Ho ho ho!

You know you just about guaranteed the manner of your demise, right?

NOBODY is immune to the ocean.
Title: Re: What the hell?
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on February 06, 2013, 10:34:01 PM
Well its possible that Pent is the love child of Cthulhu and Eris... it would explain a lot.
Title: Re: What the hell?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 06, 2013, 11:36:11 PM
We have two oceans.  One's 2 miles down and millions of years ago, and the other is all around Tucson.  Forever.  If you go too far out "to sea", you just dissolve, and then you have to go see The Undertaker, which is less than pleasant.  It is in fact so unpleasant that nobody in Tucson ever remembers being recycled when they get shot, stabbed, or smashed flat in a car wreck.

He tells bad - I mean REALLY bad - jokes while he stitches you back up, and his breath is a nightmare by itself.

But you get to live forever.  On the other hand, you get to live forever in Tucson.
Title: Re: What the hell?
Post by: Richter on February 06, 2013, 11:54:04 PM
I've kept an eye on your ocean.  Few more Kennedys in it than when you were here last, but it's still good.

Anyways, this is easy.  Just start walking on the beach from here.  Keep the sea on your right, and eventually you'll be there.  If you know where to jump in and swim to your island, anyways.
Title: Re: What the hell?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 06, 2013, 11:57:21 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 06, 2013, 11:54:04 PM
Few more Kennedys in it than when you were here last, but it's still good.

:spittake:
Title: Re: What the hell?
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on February 07, 2013, 01:58:17 AM
I always hear that the polar ice caps are melting and the shoreline is going to change.
Matbe you can get the rest of your ocean back? I'm kind of hoping for beaches in Austin...even if you couldn't go in the water due to toxicity from corexit, Dow Chemical, Houston, Seguin...
Title: Re: What the hell?
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on February 07, 2013, 08:00:33 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on February 06, 2013, 10:25:47 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on February 06, 2013, 10:18:54 PM
I'm immune to drowning. If it was possible it would have happened by now.

Ho ho ho!

You know you just about guaranteed the manner of your demise, right?

NOBODY is immune to the ocean.

Hell yeah. It's kind of a running joke. Of course I'm going to die by drowning. Can't imagine it any other way, tbh.