I'm sorry about your cats's penne.
I'm not sorry about this awful joke.
I'm alfredo for your safety when you do things like this.
I think you have a point, I just looked outside and noticed my car was all denty.
Sounds like the situation may be about to boil over.
You fuckwads really strain my patience.
We are Primavera Punnerinas.
You can ziti down on it and rotini.
LASAGNA
FARFALLE
MANTICOTTI
TI UCCIDE CON QUESTA CARNE
DINO CICCARELLI
Why must you all Ragu(f) off? This is a serious topic!
I never sauce such a bunch of bad puns.
Be grateful it isn't a cheese pun thread...
This thread is dope. If I can be so blunt, I'd just like to say that I hope it gets drug out for twenty pages or more.
Can abysmal posts be weeded out so that a joint effort can be made to hash this thread out?
Since a million threads have proven it to be a chronic problem, my hopes are not high.
I think it's worth taking a crack at it. I bet we could really coax something beautiful out. As my Aunt Hazel used to say, anything is worth a shot.
If we use deliberate discretion, the outcome is sure to be unassailable goodness.
Waterpipe.