Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: LMNO on February 12, 2013, 12:26:01 PM

Title: Oi! Squiddy!
Post by: LMNO on February 12, 2013, 12:26:01 PM
What the hell did I just get in the mail?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/BD5B3840-3AB4-455D-BB6B-74F9204E56A0-5043-00000976E9AA1035.jpg)

Ok, it's probably not lights...
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/D8E5E6F6-38CF-44C7-8279-377A27B07E28-5043-00000976EF60EC82.jpg)

There's something wrapped in an odd fabric.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/9DF7EB5D-F8DF-4286-BC95-C8446C8FBA71-5043-00000976F4F3C091.jpg)

Why, look! Squid has sent me a gift of home made bitters!
"Herbal Bitters: Grain spirits infused with herbs and spices. Get Bent."
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/5DBA7291-6B42-4D04-83C2-61058A0814CD-5043-000009770D30FE90.jpg)

Why, thank you! I will!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/D2994C4F-2185-448B-BF7F-69CC0588A66B-5043-000009CF629B08B4.jpg)


Taaaaasty.
Title: Re: Oi! Squiddy!
Post by: Eater of Clowns on February 12, 2013, 01:55:22 PM
Squid's homemade bitters are actually just concentrated liquid bitter.  Nobody has the guts to ask how she extracts it.
Title: Re: Oi! Squiddy!
Post by: LMNO on February 12, 2013, 02:11:42 PM
You can really taste the boiling resentment.
Title: Re: Oi! Squiddy!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on February 12, 2013, 02:57:05 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 12, 2013, 01:55:22 PM
Squid's homemade bitters are actually just concentrated liquid bitter.  Nobody has the guts to ask how she extracts it.

Easy. She collects them from the tears of the trapped souls she keeps in a bottle on her countertop.
"Herbal" was for the benefit of the post office, in case the Bieber box came open en route.  :lol:
Title: Re: Oi! Squiddy!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 12, 2013, 03:30:05 PM
Awwwww that's adorable! Squiddy is the BEST!
Title: Re: Oi! Squiddy!
Post by: Suu on February 12, 2013, 05:57:48 PM
She's been doing a whole lot of infusion experiments lately. I have a bottle of her homemade vanilla extract. Mmmmm!

Title: Re: Oi! Squiddy!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 12, 2013, 05:59:28 PM
FINALLY!
I didn't think the FL postal service was competent enough to deliver it.

I hope they make many fine drinks for you in the future.
They are extra bitter due to:
A) I didn't add sugar like they do with Angustora cause fuck that, I'm sweet enough
B) I scowled at it for two weeks making it increasingly angrier for existing.
Title: Re: Oi! Squiddy!
Post by: Suu on February 12, 2013, 06:02:08 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 12, 2013, 05:59:28 PM
FINALLY!
I didn't think the FL postal service was competent enough to deliver it.

I hope they make many fine drinks for you in the future.
They are extra bitter due to:
A) I didn't add sugar like they do with Angustora cause fuck that, I'm sweet enough
B) I scowled at it for two weeks making it increasingly angrier for existing.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Oi! Squiddy!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on February 12, 2013, 08:01:39 PM
It's like when grandma cooked with love only just the opposite.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Oi! Squiddy!
Post by: Richter on February 13, 2013, 02:33:55 AM
Nice!
Title: Re: Oi! Squiddy!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 13, 2013, 02:39:47 AM
Quote from: Pope Partum Depression on February 12, 2013, 08:01:39 PM
It's like when grandma cooked with love only just the opposite.  :lulz:

:lol:
Title: Re: Oi! Squiddy!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 13, 2013, 03:41:03 AM
Yes. Floridian grandma.
Cooked with resentment and WHY IS IT SO HOT IN HERE!
Title: Re: Oi! Squiddy!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 13, 2013, 03:56:03 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 12, 2013, 01:55:22 PM
Squid's homemade bitters are actually just concentrated liquid bitter.  Nobody has the guts to ask how she extracts it.

Oh, and nobody asks just how you milk bees either, but here we are all drinking bee milk without a care!
So there's that.