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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: EK WAFFLR on February 13, 2013, 12:08:58 PM

Title: BROWN CHEESE FIRE!
Post by: EK WAFFLR on February 13, 2013, 12:08:58 PM
I considered posting this in Recipes or Aneristic Illusions, but I feel the theme is too apple-talky.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2013/jan/24/brunost-norwegian-cheese-hot-topic

QuoteNews reports of a protracted fire in a tunnel involving Norway's beloved brunost (brown cheese) spread beyond the county of Nordland this week. In rather understated style, Kjell Bjorn Vinje of the public roads administration said: "I didn't know that brown cheese burns so well."
Title: Re: BROWN CHEESE FIRE!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 13, 2013, 02:40:47 PM
People have been talking about the brown cheese fire here for a week. Also, that is a magnificent quote!
Title: Re: BROWN CHEESE FIRE!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 13, 2013, 02:42:42 PM
My former housemate loved brown cheese and always had a block of it in the fridge.
Title: Re: BROWN CHEESE FIRE!
Post by: EK WAFFLR on February 13, 2013, 02:46:23 PM
It's delicious. And apparently a cheap substitute for firewood.
Title: Re: BROWN CHEESE FIRE!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 13, 2013, 02:49:22 PM
Quote from: Waffles, Viking Princess of Northern Belgium on February 13, 2013, 02:46:23 PM
It's delicious. And apparently a cheap substitute for firewood.

I'll have to remember that next time I go camping.
Title: Re: BROWN CHEESE FIRE!
Post by: Cain on February 13, 2013, 05:10:36 PM
You know a fire is important, when it has it's own Wikipedia sub-entry (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brunost#Tunnel_fire).
Title: Re: BROWN CHEESE FIRE!
Post by: EK WAFFLR on February 13, 2013, 05:53:41 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 13, 2013, 05:10:36 PM
You know a fire is important, when it has it's own Wikipedia sub-entry (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brunost#Tunnel_fire).

:lulz:
Title: Re: BROWN CHEESE FIRE!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 13, 2013, 06:03:39 PM
This is why we can't have nice things, you Belgian bastard.  :tgrr:

IF YOU CAN'T KEEP YOUR CHEESE FROM COMBUSTING, YOU WON'T BE ALLOWED TO HAVE IT.
Title: Re: BROWN CHEESE FIRE!
Post by: EK WAFFLR on February 13, 2013, 06:04:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 13, 2013, 06:03:39 PM
This is why we can't have nice things, you Belgian bastard.  :tgrr:

IF YOU CAN'T KEEP YOUR CHEESE FROM COMBUSTING, YOU WON'T BE ALLOWED TO HAVE IT.

YOU CAN'T STOP ME!!!!
Title: Re: BROWN CHEESE FIRE!
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on February 13, 2013, 10:37:22 PM
So is cheese officially considered to be terrorism now? Or does it only count if it happens in America?
Title: Re: BROWN CHEESE FIRE!
Post by: Junkenstein on February 13, 2013, 11:39:02 PM
Fuck the fire, tell me more of this "Fudge-cheese". Is that really an accurate summary? I'm Scottish and actually offended I've not heard of this yet.
Title: Re: BROWN CHEESE FIRE!
Post by: EK WAFFLR on February 13, 2013, 11:44:06 PM
Quote from: Cainad on February 13, 2013, 10:37:22 PM
So is cheese officially considered to be terrorism now? Or does it only count if it happens in America?

The Norwegian Defence League dude that was arrested for bomb threats today didn't have any brown cheese on him, I think, so that would be in MURICA only. For now.

Quote from: Junkenstein on February 13, 2013, 11:39:02 PM
Fuck the fire, tell me more of this "Fudge-cheese". Is that really an accurate summary? I'm Scottish and actually offended I've not heard of this yet.

Not sure if this helps, but I'd be more than happy to smuggle some to England when I visit in April.
Title: Re: BROWN CHEESE FIRE!
Post by: Junkenstein on February 14, 2013, 12:00:25 AM
Pm'd!
Title: Re: BROWN CHEESE FIRE!
Post by: EK WAFFLR on February 14, 2013, 12:15:33 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on February 14, 2013, 12:00:25 AM
Pm'd!

PM'd back!
Title: Re: BROWN CHEESE FIRE!
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 14, 2013, 08:20:34 PM
Combustible cheese you say? How very right up my alley. Added to investigative to-do list.
Title: Re: BROWN CHEESE FIRE!
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on February 14, 2013, 08:37:39 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on February 13, 2013, 11:39:02 PM
Fuck the fire, tell me more of this "Fudge-cheese". Is that really an accurate summary? I'm Scottish and actually offended I've not heard of this yet.

Wait a fucking minute ... rewind ... you are a scot? How the fuck was I unaware of this?  :argh!:
Title: Re: BROWN CHEESE FIRE!
Post by: Junkenstein on February 14, 2013, 08:42:21 PM
No idea man, must never have mentioned it.

And I have struck a deal for this delicacy with the good Waffles. It's made my fucking week.
Title: Re: BROWN CHEESE FIRE!
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on February 14, 2013, 08:44:01 PM
So are you still in gods chosen country or did you manage to escape?
Title: Re: BROWN CHEESE FIRE!
Post by: Junkenstein on February 14, 2013, 08:50:00 PM
Currently North-West UK. Switch the Buckfast for Stella and it's eerie.
Title: Re: BROWN CHEESE FIRE!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 15, 2013, 04:42:58 PM
Is this gjetost we're talking about?

You motherfucking belgians better not have burned down all of my gjetost or I will be PISSED.
Title: Re: BROWN CHEESE FIRE!
Post by: EK WAFFLR on February 15, 2013, 04:44:00 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on February 15, 2013, 04:42:58 PM
Is this gjetost we're talking about?

You motherfucking belgians better not have burned down all of my gjetost or I will be PISSED.

There's plenty of it left, no worries, mate.
Title: Re: BROWN CHEESE FIRE!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 16, 2013, 08:36:02 AM
That's right. Don't you MAKE me come over there.