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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: Ben Shapiro on February 15, 2013, 11:05:32 AM

Title: What should poor people eat?
Post by: Ben Shapiro on February 15, 2013, 11:05:32 AM
Poor people should eat whatever the RICH and middle class shit out each day. Oh Alex Jones supporters. Slay me!

http://www.infowars.com/is-it-fair-for-people-on-food-stamps-to-buy-prime-rib-and-lobster-while-working-families-barely-survive/
Title: Re: What should poor people eat?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2013, 02:27:37 PM
Poor people should eat food.

Healthy food.  Doesn't have to be lobster and filet mignon, but it shouldn't be tons of fructose and starch, either.
Title: Re: What should poor people eat?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2013, 02:28:16 PM
Also, Alex Jones is pimping out Rush Limbaugh's lies.

I am shocked!   :lulz:
Title: Re: What should poor people eat?
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on February 15, 2013, 03:18:39 PM
In a just world, they'd eat the rich.  :lol:
Title: Re: What should poor people eat?
Post by: Cain on February 15, 2013, 05:29:52 PM
Poor people should eat each other.

Population reduction, cheap, and frees up money which can then be spent on starting a small business or going into higher education.  Everyone's a winner.
Title: Re: What should poor people eat?
Post by: Junkenstein on February 15, 2013, 05:36:42 PM
Cain's Long-pig Emporium - All the flavours of humanity under one grill.
Title: Re: What should poor people eat?
Post by: Lenin McCarthy on February 15, 2013, 06:47:26 PM
Poor people should, ideally, eat rich people. Unfortunately, rich people are doing a very good job at making themselves really unpalatable.  :sad:
Title: Re: What should poor people eat?
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on February 15, 2013, 07:05:39 PM
Quote from: Lenin McCarthy on February 15, 2013, 06:47:26 PM
Poor people should, ideally, eat rich people. Unfortunately, rich people are doing a very good job at making themselves really unpalatable.  :sad:

Silicone, botox and old corpse cartilage.

(http://en.starjetset.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/donatella-versace.jpg)
Title: Re: What should poor people eat?
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on February 15, 2013, 07:11:36 PM
FUCK YOU, YOU EVIL BITCH!

You just broke the P3nT can fap to anything rule. P3nTUn1T has gone into hiding

Why did you have to go and do that :argh!:  :cry:

Title: Re: What should poor people eat?
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on February 15, 2013, 07:16:22 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on February 15, 2013, 07:11:36 PM
FUCK YOU, YOU EVIL BITCH!

You just broke the P3nT can fap to anything rule. P3nTUn1T has gone into hiding

Why did you have to go and do that :argh!:  :cry:

HOLY CRAP










Here, hope this helps

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-zaLwWAMaXzc/To7oDsbQ7aI/AAAAAAAAEOA/Hmh6esTKvcY/s1600/729077e.jpg)
Title: Re: What should poor people eat?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2013, 07:57:01 PM
Quote from: Pope Partum Depression on February 15, 2013, 07:05:39 PM
Quote from: Lenin McCarthy on February 15, 2013, 06:47:26 PM
Poor people should, ideally, eat rich people. Unfortunately, rich people are doing a very good job at making themselves really unpalatable.  :sad:

Silicone, botox and old corpse cartilage.

(http://en.starjetset.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/donatella-versace.jpg)

Was that Keith Richards or Axl Rose?
Title: Re: What should poor people eat?
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on February 15, 2013, 08:02:55 PM
Got to be Keef, Axl stretches out the wrinkles with PURE LARD.
Title: Re: What should poor people eat?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 15, 2013, 08:31:54 PM
Who IS that? Is it male of female?
Title: Re: What should poor people eat?
Post by: LMNO on February 15, 2013, 08:36:16 PM
Donatella Versace.  Of those Versaces.
Title: Re: What should poor people eat?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 15, 2013, 08:40:48 PM
The sad thing is that it might not be scary if it still looked like a person.
Title: Re: What should poor people eat?
Post by: Ben Shapiro on February 15, 2013, 08:46:48 PM
If organic food is all the hype; then the food stamps should be accepted all organic stores, or have some regulation about fruit snacks, and fruit loops isn't fruit. One thing is being poor, and another this is being poor and unhealthy.  The stupidity of denying people food stamps is retarded.
Title: Re: What should poor people eat?
Post by: Ben Shapiro on February 15, 2013, 08:51:16 PM
Quote from: Pope Partum Depression on February 15, 2013, 07:05:39 PM
Quote from: Lenin McCarthy on February 15, 2013, 06:47:26 PM
Poor people should, ideally, eat rich people. Unfortunately, rich people are doing a very good job at making themselves really unpalatable.  :sad:

Silicone, botox and old corpse cartilage.

(http://en.starjetset.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/donatella-versace.jpg)

Look at these youthful effects! A little botox, green pigment, and dental work. You too can be the lovable crime fighting pizza eating ninja.

(http://tinyurl.com/2d9tjrm)
Title: Re: What should poor people eat?
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on February 15, 2013, 08:51:56 PM
Quote from: /b/earman on February 15, 2013, 08:46:48 PM
If organic food is all the hype; then the food stamps should be accepted all organic stores, or have some regulation about fruit snacks, and fruit loops isn't fruit. One thing is being poor, and another this is being poor and unhealthy.  The stupidity of denying people food stamps is retarded.

Conspiracy theorists might argue that keeping the poor on a diet that inhibits brain development and prevents them getting smart is part of Teh Agendatm
Title: Re: What should poor people eat?
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on February 15, 2013, 08:53:33 PM
And stop quoteposting that fucking picture. Goddamnit, I'd almost managed to crack one off to tubgirls pixelated vag there and now it's gone and wilted again  :crankey:
Title: Re: What should poor people eat?
Post by: Ben Shapiro on February 15, 2013, 08:58:18 PM
Leaving this here:
Made me a stronger man!

http://www.oddee.com/item_96587.aspx
Title: Re: What should poor people eat?
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on February 15, 2013, 09:03:27 PM
...made my junk crawl up inside my ass and refuse to come out. Thanks for that fucker I now look like the guy from Silence of the Lambs :argh!:
Title: Re: What should poor people eat?
Post by: Cain on February 16, 2013, 12:59:55 AM
Will you consider plastic surgery to reverse your unfortunate condition?
Title: Re: What should poor people eat?
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 16, 2013, 05:24:29 AM
It's the Crypt-Keeper before that awful fire in the tanning salon.
Title: Re: What should poor people eat?
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on February 16, 2013, 06:28:26 AM
DON'T LISTEN TO THESE PEASANTS, DAHLING. I THINK YOU LOOK MAAHHHHVELOUS.
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Title: Re: What should poor people eat?
Post by: insideout on February 25, 2013, 08:51:32 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 15, 2013, 05:29:52 PM
Poor people should eat each other.

Population reduction, cheap, and frees up money which can then be spent on starting a small business or going into higher education.  Everyone's a winner.
That's a modest proposal, Cain. (http://www.gutenberg.org/files/1080/1080-h/1080-h.htm)
Title: Re: What should poor people eat?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 25, 2013, 08:52:38 PM
Quote from: insideout on February 25, 2013, 08:51:32 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 15, 2013, 05:29:52 PM
Poor people should eat each other.

Population reduction, cheap, and frees up money which can then be spent on starting a small business or going into higher education.  Everyone's a winner.
That's a modest proposal, Cain. (http://www.gutenberg.org/files/1080/1080-h/1080-h.htm)

Oh, he knows.  We're very big fans of Swift, here.  Ho ho ho!
Title: Re: What should poor people eat?
Post by: insideout on February 25, 2013, 08:58:26 PM
I figured so.  I was just being captain obvious to his subtlety in order to promote what is in my opinion the best essay I've ever read. 

Samuel Clemens has written some pretty good essays too, though.
Title: Re: What should poor people eat?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 25, 2013, 08:59:56 PM
Quote from: insideout on February 25, 2013, 08:58:26 PM
I figured so.  I was just being captain obvious to his subtlety in order to promote what is in my opinion the best essay I've ever read. 

Samuel Clemens has written some pretty good essays too, though.

Samuel Clemens was a GOD, who struck down his enemies with SATIRE OF DEATH.

Feast your eyes on THIS, if you haven't already:

http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/To_the_Person_Sitting_in_Darkness

He could have wrote that shit YESTERDAY.
Title: Re: What should poor people eat?
Post by: insideout on February 25, 2013, 09:31:44 PM
I read that about a year ago.  He was amazing.

Another good one that, among other things also references the good and righteous missionaries to china:
http://people.virginia.edu/~sfr/enam482e/lyncherdom.html

Samuel Clemens twisted the corkscrew gently at first for maybe a paragraphe or 2, and then he twisted it hard right into the refined-gentlemen-of-the-day's nuts, after he'd fully captured his interest so that he couldn't break away.

That seems to be a similar thread between his writing and Jonathan Swifts.
Title: Re: What should poor people eat?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 25, 2013, 09:37:46 PM
Quote from: insideout on February 25, 2013, 09:31:44 PM
I read that about a year ago.  He was amazing.

Another good one that, among other things also references the good and righteous missionaries to china:
http://people.virginia.edu/~sfr/enam482e/lyncherdom.html

Samuel Clemens twisted the corkscrew gently at first for maybe a paragraphe or 2, and then he twisted it hard right into the refined-gentlemen-of-the-day's nuts, after he'd fully captured his interest so that he couldn't break away.

That seems to be a similar thread between his writing and Jonathan Swifts.

Wikipedia has most of his essays and some of the editorials from his newspaper days.

Fucking amazing.
Title: Re: What should poor people eat?
Post by: Cain on February 28, 2013, 06:08:46 PM
Quote from: insideout on February 25, 2013, 08:51:32 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 15, 2013, 05:29:52 PM
Poor people should eat each other.

Population reduction, cheap, and frees up money which can then be spent on starting a small business or going into higher education.  Everyone's a winner.
That's a modest proposal, Cain. (http://www.gutenberg.org/files/1080/1080-h/1080-h.htm)

Swift was a filthy potato eater and seditious phamphleteer (opinion still divided as to which is worse).  They ought to have shipped him to Australia in chains.

And then back to England, so they could ship him to Australia again.
Title: Re: What should poor people eat?
Post by: goupixg6 on March 03, 2013, 11:47:36 AM
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